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Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they mover forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: Really? You've done it again!!! Whatever, let's just get the back to back episodes started.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 5: Deck The Halls

Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the natal árvore in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their comida can enjoy the arcade with some natal spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a estrela though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David: *Laughs* I don't think Mr. Nut would approve.
Mr. Nut: Why not? If she wants to be on topo, início of the tree, I say let her. Only towards the end of your shift though, because that way, you can let David, and myself manage on our own without any problems.
Liz: Okay.

As the three went back to work, Wayne walked in.

Wayne: Another busy night, huh fellas?
David: Yep.
Liz: Want your usual?
Wayne: Sure. *Sees Kevin, and Liam, and walks towards them. He sits down at their table* You two sit here a lot. Why don't you start dating?
Kevin: Oh, you can do better than that.
Liam: I thought you'd stop pointlessly insulting us after we helped you stop Parker from running the library.
Wayne: Trust me, I'm very glad you stopped Parker from running that place, but I'm still going to insult you.
Kevin: For what reason?
Wayne: *Thinks* I don't know. *Looks at the natal decorations* I'll be back tomorrow. *Leaves*
Liz: *Arrives with chicken wings, and cebola rings* Where's Wayne?
Kevin: He left.
Liam: We didn't order anything yet, so we'll take those off your hands.
Liz: Thanks. *Puts the plate down* I'll be back with the check.
Kevin: Before you do that, get us some extra fries, and two root beers.
Liz: On it.
Liam: Good call.

After leaving The Nut House, Wayne was watching The Santa Clause with Miss. Heart.

Wayne: Honey.
Miss. Heart: Yes?
Wayne: Do you feel like we're lacking any decorations?
Miss. Heart: Not really. Why?
Wayne: *Looks around the house, seeing no natal decorations* If we had any, we would have set them up por now. I did tell you I was going to The Nut House tomorrow, right?
Miss. Heart: No.
Wayne: Well now I did. You wanna cadastrar-se me?
Miss. Heart: I can't. I have the library.
Wayne: Oh. Right. See you when you get back then.

seguinte day.

Mr. Nut: *Walks out of his bedroom, and goes to the balcony. He looks down at the many shapes, and inanimate objects enjoying his restaurant, and arcade. He looks to the right, and sees Wayne standing seguinte to the natal tree*
Wayne: *Takes three silver balls off of the natal tree* There we are. All we need now is a tree.
Mr. Nut: *Walking down the stairs*
Wayne: *Sees Mr. Nut, and puts the silver balls in his pockets*
Mr. Nut: *Arrives* Well, I see you like our natal tree.
Wayne: Yes sir, that's a mighty fine tree.
Mr. Nut: *Examines the tree* Hang on. Didn't we put mais silver balls on the tree?
Wayne: You mean you're missing some?
Mr. Nut: I'll have to talk to David. Perhaps he forgot to put them on.
Wayne: I hope that's the case.

Kevin, and Liam walked in. They sat down at their usual table.

Kevin: For Liz's sake, I hope Wayne doesn't leave right after he orders again.
Wayne: *Passes Kevin, and Liam, and goes through the door*
Liam: Looks like he's not ordering at all.
Mr. Nut: *Stops seguinte to them* Hello boys. What can I get you tonight?
Kevin: Let's try those chicken wings, and cebola wings wtih fries again.
Liam: Okay.
Mr. Nut: Coming up.
Kevin: Hey, before you go, how long has Wayne been here?
Mr. Nut: I don't know. Last time I saw him, he was looking at the árvore in the arcade.
Kevin: He left without ordering anything.
Mr. Nut: *Puts his hand on his chin as he thinks*
Liam: Are you thinking what we're thinking Mr. Nut?
Mr. Nut: Maybe. I'll double check with David first, then we'll talk to Wayne.

Mr. Nut sat down at Kevin, and Liam's table.

Mr. Nut: David put them all out. It was Wayne.
Kevin: We need to stop him in the act.
Liam: We're not here everyday, but you, David, and Liz can take turns at watching out for him.
Mr. Nut: We will do that.

Wayne returned to his house.

Wayne: *Puts the silver balls on a shelf above the fireplace* Once we get a tree, we'll have these three become the first decorations to go on it.
Miss. Heart: Where did you get them?
Wayne: I found them. What else do you want to ask me?
Miss. Heart: Oh nothing. I'll be waiting for you in bed. Don't disappoint me.
Wayne: I'll be there soon. I just need to plan what else we need.

seguinte morning.

Mr. Nut: Wayne could come back any minute. We will take turns watching the decorations in this arcade, and make sure that he doesn't take anymore. I will take the first shift.
David: Okay.
Liz: Let's get ready for work then.

Mr. Nut waited, and waited. He sat in a chair for one hour, and Wayne didn't arrive. He even spent the segundo hora of his shift playing Tetris on a gameboy.

David: *Steps in front of Mr. Nut* oi boss.
Mr. Nut: *Stops the game* Yes?
David: Liz suggested that I take over for you.
Mr. Nut: Oh, thank you David. *Stands up, and walks away*
David: *Sits down in the chair*

But David got bored after 30 minutes, and was playing Fast & Furious Super Cars.

Wayne: *Walks in, and looks at the dozens of shapes, and inanimate objects sitting at tables, eating* It should be busy here today. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. *Walks to the arcade*
Liz: *Walks out of the kitchen, and puts a plate of panquecas down on a table* Enjoy your pancakes. *Spots Wayne*
Wayne: *Sees David playing F&F Super Cars* mais decorations are mine. *Sees a natal banner*
Liz: *Sees David* Come on David, turn around. He's right there! *Walks closer to the arcade*
Wayne: *Puts his hands on the banner* This will be a merry natal after all.
David: *Sees a reflection on the screen of his game, and turns around* Wayne!!
Wayne: *Takes the banner, and runs*
Liz: *Trips him*
Mr. Nut: *Comes out of his room, and looks down at Wayne* Well done David, and Liz.
Wayne: What do you want?!
David: We want all of the decorations you took from us.
Wayne: Those three silver balls? What for?!
Liz: If you wanted them, you should have asked us.
Mr. Nut: *Stops seguinte to Liz* If you don't give us those decorations back, I will call the police.
Wayne: Fine you can have your stupid decorations back.
Mr. Nut: Thank you. Now put that banner back up.
Wayne: Okay.

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End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one mais minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground seguinte to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head por her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front por his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit por her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up por floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from December 15, 2016

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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: oi Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings you here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground.
Liam: Listen, I found a pentagon.
Kevin: Like David, or different?
Liam: She's purple.
Kevin: Ah. You think she's the one to be your valentine?
Liam: You better believe it. I do. Let's hope she does.
Kevin: Do you know her name?
Liam: No, but I will ask her.
Kevin: Alright, best of luck to you. *Pats Liam on the shoulder as he walks away*

Kevin never was interested in Valentine's Day, but he was hoping the best would come Liam's way.

Kevin: I mean, what's the point? To send flowers, and cards to a girl you'll immediately forget about the dia after. Only to remember her two months later, and get your face slapped. *Spots something, and opens his mouth*
rosa, -de-rosa Circle: *Running towards Kevin*
Kevin: On the other hand... I can act like a fool every now and then.
rosa, -de-rosa Circle: *Smiles as Kevin as she passes him*
Kevin: *Watches the círculo run down the path* Oh my god. I think I saw a sparkle come from one of her teeth. *Shakes his head* What am I saying? *Continues to walk down the path* I'll probably never even see her again.

When the dia turned to evening, Kevin decided to have jantar at The Nut House.

David: How are you Kevin?
Kevin: *Gives him a thumbs up*
David: Your usual?
Kevin: Whiskey with a chilly dog.
David: Okay. *Goes to the kitchen*
Liz: How is it out there?
David: Kevin is the only customer for the time being.
Liz: Something tells me you're not happy with that.
David: Kevin is the one that's not happy. He doesn't even want his usual.
Liz: Should I talk to him?
David: If you think you can help him, go for it.
Liz: *Walks out of the kitchen, and to Kevin*
Kevin: *Looks up* Oh, oi Liz.
Liz: Everything alright?
Kevin: I don't know. You got some time to spare?
Liz: Sure.
Kevin: Why don't you take a seat, and I'll explain what's going on.
Liz: *Sits down seguinte to him*
Kevin: I don't usually like Valentine's Day, but I found someone.
Liz: Tell me about her.
Kevin: She looks like me, only in pink.
Liz: *Nods*
Kevin: That's all I know. I know it sounds ridiculous, but I want to find her, and be with her.
Liz: Is that her there?
Kevin: *Turns around, and sees the rosa, -de-rosa círculo he saw at the park* Yes. *Sweating*
Liz: I'm actually friends with her. Want me to get her for you?
Kevin: I-uh, I need some time to calm down first. *Gets up, and heads to the bathroom* And tell David to switch my order to my usual, if it's not too late.
Liz: I'm on it.

Inside the bathroom, Kevin was staring at himself in the mirror.

Kevin: *Sighs* Kevin, you have never acted like this before. You have seen lots of women here. Why act different over this one? Just go over to her, act normal, and ask her to be your valentine. It should be very easy, but first I need to use the bathroom. *Walks into a stall*

When Kevin returned from the bathroom, he saw the rosa, -de-rosa círculo looking at him.

Kevin: *Blushing*
rosa, -de-rosa Circle: *Winks at him, wagging her finger, signalling him to come over*
Kevin: *Walks over to her*
rosa, -de-rosa Circle: I heard from Liz you wanted to see me.
Kevin: Yeah.
rosa, -de-rosa Circle: You looking for a valentine?
Kevin: I think I just found her.
rosa, -de-rosa Circle: And I just found mine. *Gives him a kiss on the cheek*
Kevin: *Blushing as he smiles*
rosa, -de-rosa Circle: *Writes down her address* Come over here tomorrow at 9:15.
Kevin: Yes ma'am.
rosa, -de-rosa Circle: I gotta go now. *Stands up, beijar Kevin on his other cheek*
Kevin: *Watching her leave*

As he sat down at his table, he noticed David bringing out his usual.

David: One hamburger with pickles, and onions, and a Miller Light.
Kevin: *Sees David set down the plate* Thanks, but you didn't get the Miller Light.
David: *Chuckles* Not yet.
Liz: *Arrives* Well Kevin, how did it go?
Kevin: Excellent. *Shows the address* She wants me to meet her tomorrow morning.
Liz: Good for you Kevin. *Gives him a high five*
David: *Returns with the Miller Light* There you are my friend.
Kevin: Thanks fellas.

The seguinte day.

Kevin: *Walks up to the house* This is the place. *Knocks on the door*

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rosa, -de-rosa Circle: *Opens the door, and is wet with two towels covering her head, and body*
Kevin: You could have gotten dressed first. I don't mind waiting.
rosa, -de-rosa Circle: *Pulls him in*
Kevin: Whoa!!

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one mais minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See you later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground seguinte to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head por her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front por his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit por her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, or beaten up por floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from January 23, 2017

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Wayne: *Listening to the music* Again, I told you to use something different! Who keeps disobeying me?!?!?!
Kevin & Liam: *Walk up seguinte to Wayne*
Kevin: Guilty as charged.
Wayne: I should have known.
Liam: *Chuckles* You need to lighten up.
Kevin: Yeah, have a sense of humor.
Wayne: Just leave me alone. *Walks away*
Kevin & Liam: *Singing along to the song* Somebody has to be us!
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I'll skip to when our idiot version of Rick, arrives at Atlanta..

Rick rode into town, as expected, ignoring all the warning signs about the city being overrun.

At one point he believed he heard a helicopter but while it, he saw, too his horror, thousands of walkers who ended eating his horse, freaking out, Rick literary started atuação like a gorilla, as if doing so was possibly gonna fix the situation.

Though biconcles, Glenn saw Rick, as wehaws jumping up and down, making animal noises.

"Clearly he's Canadian" Glenn said, under the belief that 'all' Canadian's responde to life and death situations,...
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Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? You son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do you think you are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case you forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where you kill zombies........... Okay, I should be mais specific. Dead Rising is a game where you kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They show he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the...
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Liam: Disco night!!
Kevin: *Wearing a white suit while dancing under a disco ball with colorful lights flashing all over the room*
Ted: Who's even hosting?
Shayne: *Crashes through a wall* I am!
People: *Running away*
Shayne: Oh well. Time to show you Skarloey's Railway.

The Island Of Sodor, 1956

Porter: *Walks into the station*
Station Master: Walter.
Porter: Yes sir?
Station Master: When does Edward reach his station?
Porter: *Checks his watch* Fifteen minutos sir.
Station Master: *Hands him a letter* This is from Sir Topham Hatt. Can you get it there before Edward leaves?
Porter: With my brand...
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Hey, finally, a list that may actually get me noticed because música is mais common trending than video games. Anyway, I rarely talk about my favorito musicians much. A few people hear me gush over a few bands here and there, but rarely do I ever get the chance to talk about them in detail like I would like to. So, for today, and plus the topo, início 100 made me take a break from talking about video games for a bit, I want to share with you all the musicians, or bands, or whatever there is, that I like, just so you all can understand my tastes, my likes, and judge me because I didn’t put a band you...
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So, Mario Galaxy didn’t make my favorito Mario game, I did not play Odyssey, and I think Sunshine is not a fun game, so I guess that only leaves us with one Mario game to topo, início all of them in my eyes. And it’s Hotel Mario, baby!
Hotel Mario follows Mario and Gay Luigi as they go through the seven hotels owned por Bowser in the hopes of saving Princess Peach- Nah, I’m just fucking with you, it’s Super Mario 64. Mario 64 follows Mario as he goes through the different paintings in Peaches castelo to stop Gay Bowser and save Peach. Yeah, that sounds like a better plot synopsis. So what...
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I’m not one to get too hyped about video games. When a trailer comes out, depending on the game, I usually go, “That looks pretty cool”, to being completely excited. But I never, and I mean never, pre-order games or even go look into the game unless they are highly reviewed or just something that may seem interesting on the box. I said interesting, I didn’t say good. How else could I get roped into playing Fight Club: The Game. But, there are times when I let my excitement get the best of me. Mostly, it turns out okay. Other times… It doesn’t. That is what I am here to talk about...
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Video game bosses are some of my favorito parts of games. The build up to them, knowing that a boss waits at the end of the level, standing in the way between you and the rest of the game, testing your strength and everything you learned up to that point. Bosses are some of the best parts of games… Most of the time. Then there are the bosses that are so annoying, so infuriating, and so dull and boring, that they may just make worst and not fun to play. For every great video game, there always has to be that one boss that’s gotta ruin it for everyone and just make people have a azedar, azedo taste...
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Teacher: Okay, everyone, you have a new student joining our class
Wind: Why the hell would anyone want to go to this school
Teacher: I ask myself that all the time. Now, he is a new student, and it is your guy’s job to make him feel unwelcome, unloved, and pathetic. Her name is Megan
???: (Comes in, with a backpack covered in animê character stickers, and has blue hair) Konichiwa. But, my names not Megan, it’s Miku
Teacher: Whatever, just take a assento (Miku sits seguinte to Wind and Cody)
Cody: Hey, Wind, looks, another fagface. You’re not alone after all
Wind: You do know I have the code...
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#1: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:

Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?

Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.

Michael: Ahh.. So you can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?

Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.

Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?

Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.

Michael: I'm confused.

Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!

Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?

Lester: (voice) Just tell...
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Walter: (Sleeping at his desk)
Carl: (Slams his hand on the desk) Hey, Walter
Walter: (Wakes up quickly) Oh…. hey, Carl
Carl: So, the promotion is coming up soon. I bet you’re looking progressivo, para a frente to that
Walter: Yeah, I sure am. Can’t wait for that promotion
Carl: I bet you can’t (Chuckles)

Phillip: (Looking in the mirror) You are better than what you are. You are better than this, man. You don’t need that weed to keep you calm. You are better than any-
Guard: (Bangs nightstick on the cell bars) Shut up in there, pothead. No talking! I have a hangover!
Phillip: Oh, sorry (Whispers in the mirror)...
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Wind: (Sitting at his desk)
Hannah: (Slams hand on desk) Wind
Wind: What do you want now, Hannah
Hannah: The teachers are taking a group of students to a field trip to Washington, and the student faculty is going to be watching over the school while they are gone
Wind: So why are you telling me this
Hannah: Because we need someone as psychotic and an intent to kill such as yourself that would be perfect to keep order around here
Wind: Nah. As much as I amor power, if my power means I am helping you, I will not. Because I fucking hate you
Hannah: If you do it, I will buy you lunch all of seguinte week
Wind:...
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Congratulations, Pokemon, you’re right up there with My Little pónei, pônei and Sonic the Hedgehog with having the worst possible fanfics imaginable. I don’t blame you, Pokemon. I blame the writers of the fucking awful fanfics. I mean what the fuck. Who thought THIS thing would be a good idea. Well, the fanfic that made Pokemon have a bad fanfiction fonte is none other than Pudge! The End of Pokemon. After leitura this, it feels like it.
So, it starts with our character, Pudge, telling us that he is a ten ano old assassin. Okay, we are literally two sentences in, and this fanfic already sucks...
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Now, we all know those myths, about some pretty interesting stories, that, are not proven to be true, and are just a mysteries for a long time. So, just like urban legends, even games have myths. So, I will talk about the most popular myths in this list. Hope you enjoy.

 Revive Aeris
Revive Aeris


#10: Revive Aeris - (WARNING: This entry contains spoilers from Final fantasia VII... Even though the internet has spoiled it time and time again.... but still) Now, I am going to be honest to you Final fantasia VII players.... I did not get sad at Aeris's death. She was not interesting enough, and she was kinda...
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Tom & Snow Wonder: *Dancing*
Saten Twist: *Sitting at the bar, drinking a beer*
Wayne: Will you do something instead of being bored?
Saten Twist: No.
Mr. Nut: Welcome back everyone. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and we will begin On The Block, and The Nut House right now. Enjoy the segundo half of our show.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think...
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