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I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, aleatório prisoners, or just crazy people, they all seem to want the group dead for one reason or another. But, there are times when minor villains can be as great as the major villains of Jojo. So, today, I want to share with you the minor villains of Jojo. Now, there are a lot of minor villains in the Jojo series, so I may not have your favorito on here, so feel free to tell me if I had a good choice of minor villains or not. With that, let us begin.

#10: Hol Horse from Stardust Crusaders



Back when Stardust Crusaders was still new and fresh, Araki made many changes to the series. One of them being to add Hol Horse to the group. In the end, he decided against it, and I think that’s a real shame, because Hol Horse is a damn good character. Being a smooth talker, he always manages to appear confident, despite his Stand, the Emperor, being very pathetic and useless without the help of other Stands, such as the mais powerful Hanged Man. Of course, when Hol Horse does see that his plans fail, instead of fighting to the end like Stand users in later parts, he runs away, and will always avoid facing danger of any kind. He knows his Stand is crap, and doesn’t even attempt to be overconfident like literally every other Stand user they run into. Instead, he allows himself to become segundo in the group so that he has a better chance of both winning the fight and surviving if things go bad (Which, for him, is usually the case). What makes Hol Horse so entertaining is that he always manages to be the most entertaining villain in Stardust Crusaders, always joking and running away from all fights. He is just so much fun to watch, and to see his reactions to situations. He definitely had the most personality of any villain during the time of Stardust Crusaders. I would have put him higher if not for his Stand. It sucks. Real shame, really.

#9: Yuya Fungami from Diamond is Unbreakable



Okay, so Fungami himself may not be all that great as a villain. He was a rua racer who, after getting into a bad wreck, ended up in the hospital. After gaining his Stand, the amazing Highway Star, he used it to trick Josuke and Rohan so that it could kill them. Other than that, there isn’t much to Yuya. He’s just some punk kid who thinks highly of his skill and thinks he looks very handsome and has a keen sense of smell thanks to his Stand. Not much about him being a villain. In fact, he ends up becoming a part of Josuke’s group in the Enigma arc, so it kinda defeats the purpose of him being a villain. But, what Yuya lacks in his own personality, he makes up for with his incredible Stand. Highway estrela is able to mover at the speed of 60 km/h, and can outrun any person, and is barely slower than a speeding car. Seeing Highway Stars speed mixed with Crazy Diamond’s ability to fix anything really made one of the best fights in Jojo… And it wasn’t even a fight. It was just Josuke running away from Highway estrela so he could find Yuya and heal his injuries just so he can put him in the hospital again. So, there you go. Yuya himself isn’t too great as a villain, but Highway estrela sure as hell is.

#8: Bruford from Phantom Blood



What? Did you think every minor villain was going to be a Stand user? Well you thought wrong, as this proves it. Bruford, along with Tarkus, was one of the loyal knights to Mary Stuart, who was killed por her rival, Elizabeth, and had ordered for the deaths of both Bruford and Tarkus. Before they were decapitated, they held hatred for the world, and died with this extreme hate. Centuries later, Dio began to create an army of zombies, and one of these zombies would turn out to be Bruford. Bruford, while alive, gained a strange ability that allowed him to use his hair as a weapon. So he’s basically Yukako before Yukako was ever a thing… Well, that’s a nice thought. Bruford uses this to his ability, trying to trap Jonathan and using his hair as a sort of third arm to fight him with. In the end, however, Jonathan was able to defeat Bruford, but was also able to restore his faith and his humanity before he died, and granted Jonathan with his sword, Luck and Pluck, a vital tool that helped Jonathan in the fight with Dio at the end. Bruford was a pretty interesting character, and was definitely mais interesting that the hulking mass that was Tarkus. Of course, his biggest flaw was that he was in Phantom Blood… so… sorry, Bruford.

#7: Tamaki Damo from Jojolion (Spoilers for Part 8)



Damo is the first Stand user of Part 8 that I genuinely thought was a threat. Now, as a man with the Stand Vitamin C, a Stand that turns the human body into a clay-like substance, it’s easy to see that Vitamin C is as effective as it’s user is sadistic. And rest assured, Damo is a total psychopath. He starts off his hunt for Josefumi and Kira por stowing away on their ship. Here, he uses his Stand to liquify them, and tortures them for hours, even recording it on his cellphone, and after hours of this, says that, as a fair man, he will give them a chance to confess. One of them will get to live and the other will die, which he calls fair. Some time later, he uses Hato to get into the Higashikata household, where he places Vitamin C’s fingerprints everywhere, which, if touched por anyone, liquefies them. He disposes of Kyo and Joshu por sucking them into the walls and sending them down a drain, and when left with Norisuke, begins to torture him on information, por slicing his arms off with a thousand yen dollar to letting a goldfish swim around in his liquified body. Damo was definitely one of the most threatening enemies in Jojolion por far, as his determination and cruel methods of getting information out of people really made him a terrifying enemy.

#6: Terunosuke Miyamoto from Diamond is Unbreakable



Probably the only minor villain in all of Part 4 that didn’t stop being a minor villain to the end. Terunosuke was probably one of the first Stands of that loved to mess with people's emotions, which I always really enjoyed, and would continue to enjoy in Steel Ball Run with the Stand, Civil War. But we’re getting too far ahead. Terunosuke is a Stand user who does what he can to find the signs of fear on a person. No matter what he has to do, whether it’s break into people’s homes, use his Stand power to demonstrate his power, or even making it to where he almost kills someone, he will do what he can to find fear in a person. When those people show their fear, such as biting their lip or touching their chin, that is when his Stand, Enigma, takes effect. When Enigma is awakened, it will capture the person that Terunosuke has targeted and trap them within a piece of paper. While in this paper, Terunosuke can use this to his advantage. He can use it to find a sign of fear in others, such as when he tricked Josuke into thinking the damaged piece of paper held Koichi just to scare him, or, if he wanted to, could tear the paper in two and kill them easily. Terunosuke was a villain who used fear to his advantage, and it really does show here.

#5: Vanilla Ice from Stardust Crusaders (Spoilers for Part 3)



You know it’s sad when a minor villain kills mais of the Stardust Crusaders than Dio does. Vanilla Ice was one of the most loyal members of Dio’s servants, even mais so than Enya the Hag. Vanilla Ice would do whatever he could for Dio, even killing himself in order to offer Dio the blood he needed por cutting his head off. Of course, his loyalty is why Dio revived him so that he could defeat the Stardust Crusaders, and let me tell you… He definitely took out a few. He started off por killing Avdol, his entire body taken away from the world that they were in, and taken somewhere that not even Vanilla Ice is sure of. And he followed the death of Avdol por beating Iggy to death in an incredibly violent manner. And then there’s Vanilla Ice’s powerful Stand, Cream (And yes, the pun is Vanilla Ice Cream. It’s as bad as it sounds). Anyway, Cream is probably the most terrifying Stand in Jojo. Being a disturbing skeleton-looking creature, it also has the ability to devour Vanilla Ice and itself in the process to create an invisible ball that erases whatever it touches from existence. Sure, while Vanilla Ice can’t see when using Cream, it is still a horrifying ability, and it was damn near close to killing Polnareff as well, because I guess killing two wouldn’t be enough. So, there you have it. Vanilla Ice killed mais of the Stardust Crusaders and Dio only killed one. And Vanilla Ice is just named after some loser rapper. So that just adds to the embarrassment on Dio’s part.

#4: Donatello Versus from Stone Ocean



When I say Stone Ocean didn’t have many great minor villains… I mean to say that Stone Ocean only at one good minor villain, and that would be Donatello Versus. Versus did not have an easy life. He ran away from início after being sick of his stepfather, when a pair of shoes owned por a famous athlete fell on him. After being taken in and put into court where he confessed that the shoes fell on him, the judge went into a rage, deeming Versus a criminal, and sentenced him to juvenile detention facility, which his parents were fine with. There, he faced extreme punishments, both physically and emotionally. However, after some time, the true culprit confessed and Versus was released, but was already suffering from the punishments. It didn’t take long (By that, I mean it took him the moment he walked out) to fall onto a hidden faca in the grama and cut open his hand, which was owned por a corrupted guard, leading to him getting in trouble again. After this, his hand got infected with pus and even worms, and he almost died from a fever. Needless to say, Versus hates the world and believes he should have happiness in anyway he can. His Stand, Underworld, one of the best Stands, can dig up memories from the earth and put people into those memories where they will die in the same way as what happens in those memories. It’s a really effective Stand, and I think goes well for someone as ruthless and hateful as Versus.

#3: Cioccolata from Vento Aureo



Now we run into, what is probably, the most violent and sadistic villain in… Maybe all of Jojo. Maybe mais so than the major villains of any part. He’s so horrible, that even Diavolo is above using them to kill Giorno’s gang, but has no other choice when his best men were killed. Cioccolata was originally a surgeon in a hospital two years before the events of Vento Aureo, but as it turns out, this was nothing mais than a cover-up so that he could freely and violently murder people, even diagnosing perfectly healthy patients with a disease so he could operate them, and limited their anesthetics during the operation so that he could enjoy watching them suffer in pain. As we see in Vento Aureo, that hasn’t changed much. With his “pet”, Secco, a man just as sadistic as he is, he uses his Stand, Green Day, to create a mold that causes people to fall apart, and the mais lower to the ground they are, the mais effective the mold is, and with Secco’s Oasis, which can turn concrete into mud that one can sink in, it allows for his ability to be very effective. Cioccolata makes sure to record all of his victims suffering on a camera that he has Secco film, just so he can enjoy every moment of it. With a man as cruel as this, and with a man who’s Stand could affect the entire city of Rome, without him having a care in the world who died, it’s not hard to believe that he suffered the most brutal and longest beating of any Jojo villain, lasting over seven pages and causing him to be torn to pieces. I wouldn’t want it any other way.

#2: Daniel J. D’Arby from Stardust Crusaders



Everyone says that, compared to later parts, Stardust Crusaders had some simple Stands. Sure, they were pretty average, but I blame that on Araki being new to the idea and not being so familiar. Diamond is Unbreakable is where he started to perfect it. But, what Stardust Crusaders lacks in unique Stands, it mais than makes up for it in minor villains, such as Hol Horse, Vanilla Ice, and of course, Daniel J. D’Arby, or D’Arby the Gambler as he’s mais known as. D’Arby is a man who doesn’t fight with his Stand, and instead, prefers to play mind games with his enemies. This is shown, as he tries to gamble with his enemies, but as it is shown, he is not an honest platey. When he gambles with Polnareff on which piece of jerky the cat will eat, it’s proven that the cat is owned por D’Arby himself, proving that he is actually a cheater, but no matter what, if the person going up against D’Arby believe that they have lost in their hearts, it doesn’t matter if D’Arby cheated or not, because once they believe they lost, D’Arby’s Stand, Osiris, will take their soul and place it in a poker chip. D’Arby really was a very tense… battle? It’s hard to call this a battle. A psychological battle, at least. Sure as hell wasn’t one of the over-the-top fights you see in Jojo. Not a single soco was thrown in this entire episode (Unless you count the part where estrela Platinum broke D’Arby’s finger), and Jotaro was only barely able to lose because he managed to be a bigger cheater than D’Arby ever was, and if you can think of a better cheater than D’Arby, then I applaud you.

#1: Ringo Roadagain from Steel Ball Run



The best Jojo minor villain of Steel Ball Run, and maybe the best minor villain in all of Jojo. Ringo Roadagain has, like many other villains, lived a very traumatic life. Always being a child who was prone to sickness and injury, his father was drafted into the war, where he later tried to escape, but was imprisoned and died, branding Ringo and his family as traitors of the country and were forced to leave the state. Some time later, Ringo’s mother and two sisters were murdered por a military officer, who then tried to have his way with Ringo. This was followed por Ringo taking a gun and killing him. After this, Ringo became a cold and philosophical individual believing in the True Man’s World, which he soon believed in from then on. After this, he has been trying to find a person who could kill him in a duel, but was unable to be killed por anyone, because of his Stand, Mandom, which could rewind time por six seconds. This Stand would always keep him from dying, and would keep him fighting, but always believed in a fair duel no matter what, not allowing a one sided fight, and always showing honor and respect to his enemies in duel. This is what lead to one of the best fights in Jojo, between Ringo and giroscópio Zeppeli. The panels were all moving along so smoothly as they fought and not a single moment was boring. Ringo is the best minor villain for many reasons. He’s understandable, respectful, somewhat relatable in a way, never shows any fear of death, manages to have a very interesting goal, and is one of the most thought provoking villains in Jojo, and that is what makes him the best minor villain. If he wasn’t a minor villain, he could be a great main villain.
…. I suck at keeping a schedule



Would it even matter calling this SWERY mês at this point? It’s mais like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted bunda schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big mês long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we mover on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where you play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my favorito video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...
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So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...
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*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if you aren’t too busy, maybe...
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~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved por a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...
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You know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only desenhos animados on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one show that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this show started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of televisão limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only show saved por Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...
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Now, people have been talking about the creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if you play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell you all that this story sucks. Or, mais importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack said it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...
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Henry: so... what are you working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 ano old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are you in here?

Henry: I just want to know what you are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the dia this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardente de maçã

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, you can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought you liked Rarity....
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Vroom in the Night Sky is considered por many to be the worst game on the nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed por Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your nintendo Switch. I want you to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



So from...
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Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game por the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, you play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. You can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...
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Willy Wonka and the chocolate Factory was one of my favorito films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim burton remake, Charlie and the chocolate Factory, which felt mais drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the chocolate Factory for PS2, published por Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each artigo thus far. The game was developed por High Voltage Software, who...
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So it’s clear that I am a fã of the Zelda games, since I have had them in my possession ever since I was a young kid. But one that I had not played until much later in life was the classic N64 título that is a sequel to the even mais classic Ocarina of Time, and that is known as Majora’s Mask, known por many for being utterly horrifying.
Majora’s Mask, taking place after Ocarina of Time, sees Link in a new land called Termina, where he is searching for the mysterious Skull Kid who is planning to drop the moon onto the town in three days time, giving Link a very limited amount of time...
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So Melee was a good Smash game. Hell, it was amazing. It could’ve just been because it was the first I played and had mais free time on my hands, but I put so much time into Melee, that no other future Smash Bros. game compared. Smash 4 was something I got tired of quick, and while I enjoyed Brawl and it’s story mode, I already felt like I had saw it all. And then, there comes the new one. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
When this game was announced with the tagline “Everyone is Here”, the world got together and fucking lost their shit. Understandably of course. And when they said...
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Some time ago, I reviewed the four episode animê series, Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. It was a pretty neat show that I think works as a horror series, but said that it wasn’t for everyone. Before I watched that anime, I had not played any of the Corpse Party games. But, I can now say that it has changed. And I managed to get the 3DS version for the low, low price of only almost sixty bucks. What the hell?! Well, let’s get into the review of Corpse Party for 3DS.



First off, why did this game that isn’t really that big in content cost so much? Because you cannot play this game in...
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So a few days ago, I watched estrela Wars: The Last Jedi. Being a big estrela Wars fan, and having watched The Force Awakens, I thought that I could get some enjoyment out of this film. And then I saw the reviews online. Critics seem to really like this movie. Fans…….. Oh. Review after review of people saying that this movie was an ungodly mess of a film and that this was one of the worst estrela Wars filmes ever made. I was actually surprised to see the amount of hate, but I thought to myself that, maybe I should give this movie a watch and see what all of the fuss was about. And that is why I...
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After defeating a few wild Pokemon, Mercury evolved into a Quilladin. This made Nik disappointed, but made him look progressivo, para a frente to the final powerful evolution.

After besting Professor Sycamore in a Pokemon battle, Nik was given a choice between a Bulbasaur, a Charmander, and a Squirtle. He chose the Squirtle and named it Fall Out Boy.

After mais battles, Marky Mark evolved into a Butterfree, and become a mais powerful and reliable ally amongst Nik’s Pokemon.

Route 5, Versant Road, was a bust for Nik, as it was only filled with Bunnelby. It wasn’t until Nik lost his chance that actual good Pokemon...
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