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I remember a time when horror filmes didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror fãs motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I amor Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a fã of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.



Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage horror movies. Cannibal Holocaust did come out almost twenty years prior. However, I think it is seguro to say that Blair Witch Project did start the found footage genre. And what is my opinion on the Blair Witch Project? Well, let’s find out. So the movie follows a group of three film students who head to Maryland to see if the myth about the Blair Witch in the local town of Burkittsville is true or fiction. They go into the woods, where things start to go creepy, and continue to head deeper and deeper into the woods, before not being able to find their way back out again, as they are hunted por what they believe to be the Blair Witch. So, I gotta admit, for a found footage movie that shakes back and forth way too much, I think that it has a pretty interesting concept. Sure, it’s not like we haven’t heard of a monster that curses a town story before, but I really do think that this is a mais modernized version of those stories (You know modernized in 1999).



One of the things that I am fond of in this movie is the atmosphere. At the beginning of the movie, the film crew talk around the town, asking them about the Blair Witch. You get many different perspectives of these characters, as they all give their opinions on the Blair Witch. Some say that she is real, some say that she is fake, some say aleatório things she can do while others either agree or contradict what others have said, and some even claim of seeing her. It’s like what you’d expect in real life when a fictional creature appears on the internet. The forest even looks creepy at times, with all of the events that happen during the movie and how the Blair Witch screws with the camera crew in an attempt to get them to come to her. The problem that I have though is that whenever characters mover around or run, the camera moves way too much. The ending, where the remaining camera member, is running through the forest, moved the camera all around the place. Audiences even claim of vomiting when seeing this due to motion sickness. Me personally, I never got THAT sick, but seeing that did make me feel a little ill. Kinda hard to enjoy the atmosphere when the camera is shaking like it’s having a seizure.



While the camera is vomit inducing, there is one thing about this movie that I love. One major reason that I always want to come back to this movie. The Blair Witch itself. The Blair Witch was a very creative creature in this movie. Being scene as a sort of cryptid-like creature at the beginning, soon became a very psychologically threatening being that hunted the camera crew down through the forest and did what it could to bring them to her. It would create sounds that weren’t really there, try to lure the remaining members por torturing the captured member of their group, and would use sticks to create these small human like dolls, which is a very iconic part of the movie. But I think the best thing about the Blair Witch is that you never actually see her. Not even a small little glimpse. The Blair Witch is always kept in the dark, never showing itself physically. You know what the Blair Witch does, but you don’t know what it looks like. And I think that, if a monster can be scary without having a physical form of any kind, leaving it to the imagination of the viewer, than I think you’ve created a great monster. Though, I can’t tell if this was due to good writing, or because the budget was only sixty thousand dollars, and not enough to have a monster that looked good… probably both. It was probably better than the survivors, since they were kinda……. Shit at acting



So, I gotta say, as much as the camera work for The Blair Witch Project is probably the worst and how I am not a real fã of these found footage films and the three actors weren’t that great, I can safely say that I have a soft spot for the Blair Witch Project. It’s not the greatest horror movie ever, and definitely not the best of 1999, but it’s a decent movie to check out if you want a good scare. It was well received enough to get a few awards, including from events like Golden framboesa Award, which is a well known ceremony awarding bad movies, which this movie won for worst actress and biggest disappointment…… It also won best film por Independent Spirit John Cassavetes Awards. The Blair Witch Project even got a sequel… It was awful. Yeah, The Blair Witch Project wasn’t the greatest horror movie, or even the most loved movie, but on a budget that small, I think it managed to live up to what it had. Take care.

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Everypony down in Ponyville liked natal a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated natal the whole natal season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her coração was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her coração or her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the list for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made violão, guitarra Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired por the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James corvo was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed por one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take you to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t you cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t you squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold you firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
You weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white furgão, van with doces in the back
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of you outside the city, you better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With you assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a topo, início ten favorito animê list, I should do a topo, início ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst animê I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let you guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an animê that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: you know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... Londres and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground or in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole list about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, or just no geral, global douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that you feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way or another I find disgusting, immature sex or rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... You see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, mais condensed reviews but you get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, or didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out por saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Welcome to amor & Death Corporated, where our lema is “You Only Live Once”. What is amor & Death Co. You ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are you familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When you die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, you could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if you are a bad egg, you will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the recent years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad composição literária behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and cadastrar-se the ranks of washed up directors like...
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You know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the filmes for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent colina franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder



The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve mais Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...
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Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve mais attention or if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but you gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. You just gotta take what information...
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Oh man, clichés. Usually, these exist in many forms of media, such as books, movies, anime, and in this special case, video games. And there are quite a lot of them….. And sometimes, that is not a good thing. Whenever a cliché is used constantly, it begins to get old… FAST! And I believe that video games have used bad clichés to death. I already talked about some terribly annoying ones in my past list, but this time, I got some new ones I want to talk about. Now, before I begin, here are some rules. These are clichés that only bother me. They may not be bad to you, but to me, I just...
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GTA is the closest we have ever gotten to a game based on reality… Or is it. As it turns out, there is a lot of moments in GTA that makes some of us notice how none of that can happen in real life. So, without any further delay, here is the five things in the Grand Theft Auto franchise that actually isn’t that real

#5: Everyone Can Fly Planes or Helicopters - Now, this is lower because some of these the characters are justified when it comes to flying planes or helicopters. Niko from GTA IV was in a war, and I am sure he flew a helicopter at one point or another, and Trevor from GTA V was...
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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and we were going to mover into a very nice house por a bolinho, queque factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the tronco, porta-malas of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What you really want...
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