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Right after the success of the classic Night of the Living Dead, George A. Romero worked on another zombie movie classic, Dawn of the Dead, where survivors stay in a mall and are, themselves, zombies to American consumerism. It was a pretty violent, but entertaining movie. So naturally, with a successful horror movie, Hollywood, being Hollywood, felt that the nostalgia for this movie had finally set in, and they decided to work on a remake of the film. That remake resulting in the 2004 remake known as Dawn of the Dead, which we will be looking at. Not the 1978 Dawn of the Dead…. I’m disappointed too.



So, I am pretty mixed about this film. There are some scenes in it that I love, there are some scenes in it that I hate, and there is one specific scene that I absolutely despise. But we’ll get to that when we get to it. So, the movie follows a nurse named Ana. She’s female and has blonde hair, so I’m sure she’ll be one of the survivors at the end of the movie. After her husband is killed por a zombie girl, she makes her escape, where she runs into other survivors. A police officer named Kenneth, a salesman named Michael, a criminal named Andre, and his pregnant wife, Luda. Together, they hide out inside of a mall, as they try to avoid the zombie apocalypse outside, and try to deal with the overbearing mall officers (And once again, mall cops try to take charge of everything) while having background música such as Down With the Sickness por Disturbed, or how about Down With the Sickness… But this time por comedic lounge musician, Richard Cheese. The music’s pretty good, and I gotta admit, Richard Cheese’s lounge edition of a rather disturbing song is pretty silly.



There are some things I like about this movie. It’s another zombie that doesn’t take itself seriously, which is already a good thing. Everyone is just screwing around, enjoying what they can find inside the mall, and just Kenneth playing chess with Andy, the gun store owner from across the street, who communicate through whiteboards. It still manages to give the sort of social commentary that Romero’s Dawn of the Dead had. It really does make you think that this could be an honest and a pretty perfect remake to the original Dawn of the Dead, right. Ha, ha, ha… I thought that too.



Now, before I rip this movie apart, I still want to talk about one mais positive. And I think it’s probably my favorito thing about this movie. The zombies in it. Sure, you can say that their just your typical flesh-eating zombies, and your right. They are flesh-eating zombies, only these zombies are special in there own way… And it’s because they're fast as hell. These zombies are incredibly fast, and sprint right towards their prey. This was the first zombie movie I watched involving zombies that could run instead of slowly lumber about, and I gotta admit, as a child watching this, I was terrified. Of course, now looking at them, the spriting doesn’t really impress me now, but the make up on them looks amazing. They look dismembered, bloodied, yet still look human if you look far away. Watching them mover about is pretty scary, and they even can infect people with a scratch instead of just a bite, which most zombie filmes seem to forget they can do that. I gotta admit, the zombies in this movie were pretty impressive.



Okay, enough with the positives. Now let’s talk about some negatives with the movie. Like the characters for instance. Not all of them are bad. Kenneth and Andy are pretty entertaining, but the majority of them (And the majority of what we’re stuck with), Ana especially, all seem to be just angry, and swearing all the time. I mean, I can understand Ana being all angry and upset, she did watch her husband get eaten and turned into a zombie. I wouldn’t exactly be happy if my spouse got turned into a zombie… And then all my understanding of why she does this goes out the window, because she immediately wants to be with Michael when they meet. Like, why? Why would you want to go with someone after your husband hasn’t been dead for that long. Maybe I’m just stupid and this all takes place over the span of a few days… or maybe the movie’s composição literária just sucks.



Okay, so maybe I can only find two negatives, but I can assure you, there’s one BIG negative in this movie. One that just made me grown at how stupid the idea was. You could say that it isn’t that bad, but for a fã of the original Dawn of the Dead, this is pretty bad. So anyway, (Spoilers), Luda gets infected and is tied to the bed, as she is giving birth in her zombie form. So, Andre, being batshit crazy, kills one of the survivors at the same time he is killed. But wait, as Luda is giving birth, we see that she has given birth to… A zombie baby…. Oh my god, WHY!? This has to be the dumbest thing you could have possibly done, and they did it. I’m supposed to be scared of… fucking THIS! You could have done way mais with this. Keep the baby alive (AND HUMAN), and have the survivors try to keep it alive so that there can be a slight glimmer of hope in the apocalypse, or, have the group mercifully kill it because they can’t care for the child and show how damned humanity was. Anything but zombie baby! Just saying that outloud sounds stupid! Say it outloud and tell me the idea isn’t crazy (And not in a good way).



Okay, so as much as terrible as some of the characters are and as… Completely idiotic the zombie baby idea was, I do have somewhat of a soft spot for this movie. It manages to have a very creative kind of zombie, the special effects and make up on the zombies are pretty impressive, and I do like that the movie isn’t totally 100% serious…. And if I had to give a pointless praise, Richard Cheese’s Down with the Sickness is pretty good. The movie also gained some praise por critics and has gained a following. It was one of the main inspirations of Dead Rising, and even Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of South Park, loved the movie and parodied it with their episode Night of the Living Homeless. It’s probably never going to make “Best horror movie” lists, mine included, but I think it’s worth a watch… Just keep that scene skip button close for the baby scene. Take care.

Up seguinte on October Movie Marathon: Another one

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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run por assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it you would never be able to find it unless you went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with you over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of cogumelo drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent tartaruga people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end por the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the comments section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope you enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the ano 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even mais powerful than...
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Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if you don’t do something about it, I’ll force you to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like you can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about maçã, apple pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. You and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as you don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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Have you ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who said that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The seguinte day, John was...
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found por Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the ano 1927, there is a small island town in New York named raposa Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run por a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran por one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across raposa Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic animê the other dia and it finally came to my head. A pergunta that haunts almost EVERY single animê and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many animê in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES YOU COULD GO TO WOULD YOU PICK A CLASSROOM TO SHOW YOUR animê IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES YOU COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another dia in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I said to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, or insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those filmes that is hated, weather por fans, critics, or the world in general, but you just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: terminator-Exterminador do Futuro 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, fãs were hyped for the seguinte one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They said that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one or two characters that you can interact with. However, there are those characters that you just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If you like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the list because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when you pick up a rupee or are fighting enemies, she will always come and give you conselhos that you already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very segundo they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a list about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN mais disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the mais disturbing things in the media, por what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when you think of Pokemon, you think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered por a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes you test your abilities, giving you a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, or is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes you wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, you will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack por a Porygon,...
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Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes por train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are you doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get you out of here before...
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