#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?
#2: ARE YOU AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let you go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!
#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, you and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck you for being interested in things, you stupid bitch!
#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just a silly old legend? I thought it was a real thing, like a real barco with people on it that sank and they died. I s'pose that means my girlfriend's not real then. I guess there were some signs along the way. [flashback starts] When we were at that restaurant, the waiter, he said, "Why did you order two meals and not eat one of them? You just left it there to get cold." and I said, "Curb your tongue! That's my lady, and soon she will be departing on the great steam liner known as the titanic that is definitely a real ship in the real world." and he said, "...Wait, what?"
#5: TITANIC:
Old Man: Here you are. Let's hope it's a smooth crossing. (Gives a sinister smile and wiggles his eyebrows)
Jon: Excuse me, uh, the fuck did you just say!? Do you know something we don't? You got something to say? Why so devious? Wait a second... I recognize that voice. You're not really an old man! (He goes up and pulls the guy's head off) I knew it! He was the iceberg all along!
#6: TITANIC:
Jon: There's a where are they now sagment!? I'll tell you where they are now, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN, ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
#7: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Jon: Boy, pikachu dose that leg thing from Sonic 2.. Now pikachu is turned into a ball, like.. Sonic, the, hedgehog.. Man, that's just Sonic, it's soni- (screaming) IT'S SONIC!!
#8: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: Cars?.. Cars!?.. CAAAAARS!?
Jon: (scream singing) AND IIIIIIIII!!
Jon: (normal) azevinho, holly SHIT!!
Jon: (scream singing) WILL ALWAYS amor YOOOOOUU!!
Jon: (normal) CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME!? GODDAMMIT!, HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?
#9: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: I mean, what if after Super Mario World, nintendo released a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64, and upon release dia you are greeted with Mario CITY SIMULATOR!.. And than you put in the game, and Shigeru Miyamoto's ghost comes out, and goes "AH FUCKING, WHO LIKE'S THE MARIO GAMES, AM I RIGHT!?".. BYB!.. MAKING LEGEND OF ZELDA, INTO ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!
#10: GOOSEBUMPS:
Larry: She's really cool.. You know, for a girl.
Jon: Wait, THAT'S not in the book.. In the book he describes her as kinda cute.. Oh Larry, your just. Your just a fucking asshole!
#11: GOOSEBUMPS:
JonTron: This fucking humming! That's like the joke voice people do when they're trying to pretend to act natural.
Police Officer: [knocking on door] NYPD! Open up!
[cut to Jon in the bathroom with a giant knife, both him and the faca covered in blood, and Jon looking paranoid].
JonTron: Can't a guy get some privacy? (begins to stab away, humming the same song).
#12: BARBIE:
Jon: Hi Barbie. I miss you. It's so quiet after you die. There's nothing. But the voices...they never stop. (beat) See you in an hour!
#13: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
JonTron: Now this seguinte one is actually one of my favorito ones. It's called pokémon Vietnamese Crystal. Yeah, that's actually what it's called.
Jacques (his pet parrot): That's racist.
JonTron: [turns around to Jacques]
JonTron: Now you listen here, pip-pip. A racist mind is a racist kind. You, you take that to sleep with you tonight cause I know, it's not gonna change hearts and minds in a day. You don't give a man a peanut, expect him to have a farm the seguinte day. But it's aright. It's alright. One day, we will all be equal on this earth. Until then, I'm gonna give you a kiss, muffin.
[Jon kisses Jacques on the head]
#14: POOKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Camera man: Where you going?
Jon: I'm not doing this, I'm not playing this! You only live once!
#15: comida FIGHT:
JonTron: Is this like Toy Story rules or is this like, like The fonte rules, where there's no rules?
JonTron: [backing away] Oh God, help us. I think this is fonte rules.
#16: comida FIGHT:
JonTron: Let's celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win! That's the moral of the story, guys!
#17: comida FIGHT:
Jon: Am I dead yet!?
#18: TITANIC:
Jon: (the film is so bad he's pointing a gun at his head) Come on baby, I just want out!
#19: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
JonTron: Oh geez. Oh darn it. They got fat.
#20: THE lost WORLD:
JonTron: Jurasstic Park 2 had it all.. Dinosours.. Adventure.. (screaming, and camera shakes) AND JEFF GOLDBLUM!!.. CAN'T FAIL!!
#21:
Jontron: (kills Nostaglia Critc) That's for reviewing comida Battle!
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?
#2: ARE YOU AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let you go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!
#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, you and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck you for being interested in things, you stupid bitch!
#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just a silly old legend? I thought it was a real thing, like a real barco with people on it that sank and they died. I s'pose that means my girlfriend's not real then. I guess there were some signs along the way. [flashback starts] When we were at that restaurant, the waiter, he said, "Why did you order two meals and not eat one of them? You just left it there to get cold." and I said, "Curb your tongue! That's my lady, and soon she will be departing on the great steam liner known as the titanic that is definitely a real ship in the real world." and he said, "...Wait, what?"
#5: TITANIC:
Old Man: Here you are. Let's hope it's a smooth crossing. (Gives a sinister smile and wiggles his eyebrows)
Jon: Excuse me, uh, the fuck did you just say!? Do you know something we don't? You got something to say? Why so devious? Wait a second... I recognize that voice. You're not really an old man! (He goes up and pulls the guy's head off) I knew it! He was the iceberg all along!
#6: TITANIC:
Jon: There's a where are they now sagment!? I'll tell you where they are now, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN, ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
#7: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Jon: Boy, pikachu dose that leg thing from Sonic 2.. Now pikachu is turned into a ball, like.. Sonic, the, hedgehog.. Man, that's just Sonic, it's soni- (screaming) IT'S SONIC!!
#8: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: Cars?.. Cars!?.. CAAAAARS!?
Jon: (scream singing) AND IIIIIIIII!!
Jon: (normal) azevinho, holly SHIT!!
Jon: (scream singing) WILL ALWAYS amor YOOOOOUU!!
Jon: (normal) CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME!? GODDAMMIT!, HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!?
#9: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: I mean, what if after Super Mario World, nintendo released a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64, and upon release dia you are greeted with Mario CITY SIMULATOR!.. And than you put in the game, and Shigeru Miyamoto's ghost comes out, and goes "AH FUCKING, WHO LIKE'S THE MARIO GAMES, AM I RIGHT!?".. BYB!.. MAKING LEGEND OF ZELDA, INTO ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!
#10: GOOSEBUMPS:
Larry: She's really cool.. You know, for a girl.
Jon: Wait, THAT'S not in the book.. In the book he describes her as kinda cute.. Oh Larry, your just. Your just a fucking asshole!
#11: GOOSEBUMPS:
JonTron: This fucking humming! That's like the joke voice people do when they're trying to pretend to act natural.
Police Officer: [knocking on door] NYPD! Open up!
[cut to Jon in the bathroom with a giant knife, both him and the faca covered in blood, and Jon looking paranoid].
JonTron: Can't a guy get some privacy? (begins to stab away, humming the same song).
#12: BARBIE:
Jon: Hi Barbie. I miss you. It's so quiet after you die. There's nothing. But the voices...they never stop. (beat) See you in an hour!
#13: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
JonTron: Now this seguinte one is actually one of my favorito ones. It's called pokémon Vietnamese Crystal. Yeah, that's actually what it's called.
Jacques (his pet parrot): That's racist.
JonTron: [turns around to Jacques]
JonTron: Now you listen here, pip-pip. A racist mind is a racist kind. You, you take that to sleep with you tonight cause I know, it's not gonna change hearts and minds in a day. You don't give a man a peanut, expect him to have a farm the seguinte day. But it's aright. It's alright. One day, we will all be equal on this earth. Until then, I'm gonna give you a kiss, muffin.
[Jon kisses Jacques on the head]
#14: POOKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Camera man: Where you going?
Jon: I'm not doing this, I'm not playing this! You only live once!
#15: comida FIGHT:
JonTron: Is this like Toy Story rules or is this like, like The fonte rules, where there's no rules?
JonTron: [backing away] Oh God, help us. I think this is fonte rules.
#16: comida FIGHT:
JonTron: Let's celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win! That's the moral of the story, guys!
#17: comida FIGHT:
Jon: Am I dead yet!?
#18: TITANIC:
Jon: (the film is so bad he's pointing a gun at his head) Come on baby, I just want out!
#19: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
JonTron: Oh geez. Oh darn it. They got fat.
#20: THE lost WORLD:
JonTron: Jurasstic Park 2 had it all.. Dinosours.. Adventure.. (screaming, and camera shakes) AND JEFF GOLDBLUM!!.. CAN'T FAIL!!
#21:
Jontron: (kills Nostaglia Critc) That's for reviewing comida Battle!
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where you put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope you don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where you eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the fogo challenge, where you set yourself on fogo for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take