Wind: (Writing an essay)
Cody: Wind! Wind!
Wind: What? Are you going to call me a homosexual again despite that I feel no sexual interest in either gender?
Cody: No, it’s even better. I heard footsteps in the forest this morning, and I heard of a group of dressed men saying they were looking for an alien
Wind: …… I’m sorry. What?
Cody: There is an alien in town
Wind: Cody…. That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Aliens do not exist
Cody: Yes they do. I read all about it. They crash south from here, and then they make their way up north. They speak a totally different language from humans
Wind: Whatever. You have fun with your idiotic alien excapade. I’m going to do normal people things

Cody: (Walks início with James) I’m telling you, aliens exist
James: Cody, I don’t know how many times I need to tell you this, aliens do not-
(They stop as they see a hispanic man on a park bench sleeping)
Cody: What is that?
James: I don’t know…. Poke him
Cody: (Picks up a stick and pokes the hispanic man)
(The hispanic man wakes up and speaks in a hispanic accent)
Cody: Uh… who are you
Hispanic Man: ¿Quién eres?
Cody: (Gasps) Are you an alien
Hispanic Man: qué
Cody: (To James) James, I think this is the alien (To the Hispanic Man) What is your name?
Hispanic Man: Eduardo
James: He says his name is Eduardo
Cody: Great. Now, what do aliens like?

(Eduardo eats an entire tray of Reese’s Pieces)
Cody: I saw this in a movie once
James: I guess filmes are pretty accurate to real life sometimes
(There is a knock on the door)
Cody: (Opens the door)
Government Agent: Hello. I’m Agent Smith. No relation to The Matrix. We are looking for a missing alien. Have you seen him
Cody: … One segundo (Shuts the door) James, the governments here
James: What? Oh god. Eduardo, where can we go to get you to safety.
Eduardo: lo que el infierno está pasando incluso
Cody: Damn, if only we could understand alien
Agent Smith: (Waits outside)
Cody: Unfortunately sir, we couldn’t find the alien for you
Agent Smith: Is that so?
James: Yep. But, we gotta go
Agent Smith: To where?
Cody: School
James: Work
Agent Smith: …….. Alright then
Cody: Thanks (Carries a rug, with Eduardo hiding inside)

(Cody and James run with Eduardo still in the rug)
Cody: It’s not seguro here for Eduardo. We gotta get him back to his people
James: But where will we ever find them
(As they run, they come to a small construction field)
Store Owner: Hurry up. I want this Mall-Mart ready por seguinte week.
(James and Cody see the workers as a bunch of Hispanics)
Cody: Is this…. Eduardo’s people (They take Eduardo out of the rug) Eduardo, look
James: It’s your people
Eduardo: qué
Store Owner: Can I help you too
Cody: Yes. We see that you have other aliens here with you
Store Owner: Yeah. The government tries to take them back, but once they’re in my hands, I own them and only pay very little and profit off of them
James: Do you think you can give Eduardo some shelter
Store Owner: Sure, I could use another employee
Cody: Okay…. Can we just say our good-byes
Store Owner: Alright. But this counts as his break
Cody: Well, Eduardo. It’s been fun. I… I’m gonna miss you
James: Yeah, you taught us what it means to be a real human
Eduardo: ni siquiera sé quién eres
Cody: I amor you too, Eduardo (Hugs him)

Cody: (Talking to Wind) And that is how me and James saved Eduardo the alien.
Wind: ….. You do know that was a Mexican that ran over the border
Cody: Oh, Wind. Trump says Mexicans don’t exist
Wind: Yeah, because Trump is the smartest man ever. A fucking genious.