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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a título that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now you just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.

Pierce's engine was a 2-8-0, and he soon uncoupled it from the train.

Hawkeye: *Backs engine into facility*
Orion: *Enters Signalbox*
Red Rose: Orion, what are you doing in here?
Orion: I just wanted to know what would happen to Hawkeye's engine.
Red Rose: I don't wanna tell you. After it happens, I'll let you know.
Hawkeye: *gets engine into servicing facility*
Percy: Hello Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Hi Percy.
Percy: I'm going to take your engine from here.
Hawkeye: Alright. *Steps out of cab*
Percy: *Drives engine away*

After getting the engine into the yard, Pierce went to the station to wait for his seguinte assignment.

Pete: Hawkeye, I see you finished your toughest task.
Hawkeye: Toughest task?
Pete: That engine you were driving is going to be scrapped.
Hawkeye: Oooh.
Pete: You'll be alright about that, won't you?
Hawkeye: Eh, yeah. Sure. Just let me... GO ON A RAGE!!
Pete: Pierce?
Hawkeye: AAH!! *runs away*
Pete: This can't be good.

Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.

Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're atuação like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine.
Gordon: Ha! It's about time. In your face asshole!!
Hawkeye: *jumps in truck*
Gordon: Hey, where do you think you're going?
Hawkeye: *Drives away*
Gordon: Hey, you nearly hit me!
Hawkeye: *drives onto road*

Back at the station, Pete was worried.

Gordon: *runs up to Pete* Hey, you did a great thing, but Hawkeye is mad about it.
Pete: No shit. What has he done?
Gordon: So far, he roubou a truck.
Pete: Are you sure he roubou it.
Gordon: Yeah, one of the windows were broken.
Pete: Well, we got to find him.
Gordon: But where is he?

Hawkeye didn't go far. He just got to a bank, and was withdrawing money from his account, and maybe mais money from others.

Hawkeye: *Puts money in truck*
Ponies in bank: Get back here with the money.
Hawkeye: No! *Drives away*
Bank worker: Yeah, he drove a yellow truck. I think it was stolen from the Union Pacific.
Police: What company made it?
Bank worker: I don't know, I think it was a Flam.

Hawkeye returned to the station.

Pete: What's all that?
Hawkeye: Money.
Pete: What for?
Hawkeye: It's for you to keep, and we won't have to scrap anymore steam engines.
Pete: Yeah, that's not how it works.
Hawkeye: Alright then *takes money*
Pete: Where are you going now?
Hawkeye: To a bar.
Pete: A bar? You've got work to do.
Hawkeye: No I don't. I quit.

After Pierce left, Pete was upset.

Pete: The best worker I ever had, just quit.
Snowflake: That's not good.
Coffee Creme: I'm going to miss him.
Pete: Yeah. Well, we have a train waiting for you to take Coffee Creme. You must go to Fort Worth Texas.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *goes to engine*
Snowflake: *Goes back to signalbox*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Coffee Creme: *Blows signal twice, then pulls lever* Ah! I've got wheel spin.
Pete: Stop your engine from slipping.
Coffee Creme: I don't know what to do! *pushes lever*
Pete: You stopped the engine. Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Coffee Creme: No.
Pete: *Sighs* We need Hawkeye back now.
Coffee Creme: Well, where is he?

At the bar

Hawkeye: *drinking whiskey* Here's to the engine I was driving earlier. She hauled ass, and heavy loads. No diesel would be better then that engine.
Waiter: oi man, you seem depressed.
Hawkeye: Yeah. This steam engine I was driving got scrapped.
Waiter: Are you a worker for the Union Pacific?
Hawkeye: I was. I quit after the engine was scrapped.
Waiter: That's a shame.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives at bar*
Stallions: Ooh, it's a mare.
Coffee Creme: Bonjour.
Stallions: And she's french. Why don't we go to my house, and do it?
Coffee Creme: No thanks.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme? Did you come here to get drunk with me?
Coffee Creme: No, the complete opposite of that. We need you back at the Union Pacific. I don't care if you say no, you're coming with me.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: Wow, I didn't think you'd take it that easy. Let's get going then.
Hawkeye: But I'm drunk. How am I supposed to drive a train?
Coffee Creme: Leave it to me. *Slaps Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *becomes sober* Ok, that hurt, but at least it worked. Let's go. *runs out of bar*

The two ponies returned to the train station.

Hawkeye: I am sorry for quitting. I realize that you have to do your job, just like how I'm going to do mine *gets in engine*
Pete: Glad to have you back Hawkeye.
Coffee Creme: *gets in*
Hawkeye: Glad to be back sir. *blows whistle*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Pete: *Salutes Hawkeye*

The End

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Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
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Joe: You screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., You said that several times now..

Joe: You killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would you want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are you serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

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Joe: In the house, idiot!

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