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Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: You watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are you anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do you say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: You had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours atrás
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask you a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need you to do something for me
Wind: Which is?
(Later)
Cody: Do I like anyone
Wind: Can you just answer the pergunta
Cody: Why? It’s not like I have to share all my personal information with you
Wind: … Yeah you do
Cody: Okay, then tell me who your last girlfriend was
Wind: …. (Nervous laughter) So, anyway, about that pergunta
Cody: Oh, I see. You haven’t even-
Wind: (Pushes Cody against the wall) Listen, you fucking prick. Just answer the fucking pergunta
Cody: Okay.. I like Samantha
Wind: … You mean the girl that is very popular?
Cody: Yeah.. Well, I gotta go (Runs off)
Amanda: (Comes out of a nearby locker, looking depressed)
Wind: (Laughs) You should see the look on your face
(Later, on the roof)
Amanda: I’M GONNA JUMP
Wind: (Holds her back) It was just a joke
Amanda: It’s not that. It’s Cody. I can’t believe he likes that Samantha girl
Wind: Look. As much as I would amor to watch you plummet to your death, I’m the only one here. And my fingerprints are already on your arms. Be smart about this. For MY sake
Amanda: Okay… I guess this means your my boyfriend now
Wind: (Annoyed) What?
Amanda: You saved my life, so now were dating
Wind: …….. On segundo thought, jump. Sore like a fucking eagle

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Windwakerguy430's topo, início Ten Worst Video Game Weapons

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Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. You know, the ones that make you want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, or any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...

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Windwakerguy430's topo, início Ten Rare Items in Animal Crossing: New Leaf

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Now, I amor Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my favorito games of all time. And, I REALLY amor the rare items. Probably because they are based off other nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my favorito items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

Fire Bar

#10: fogo Bar - Now, this is the fogo Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around fogo balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...

Windwakerguy430's topo, início Ten Most Hated Zelda Dungeons

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Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I amor so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, or were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that you didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, or it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

Savage Labyrinth

#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. You have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, you actually have...

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Windwakerguy430's topo, início Ten mais Lovable Douchebags

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Now, after I made my topo, início Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot mais lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many mais lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

Kazooie

#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the mais nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character you meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th mural mais times...

topo, início 5 Things Mario Does Better Than Sonic And topo, início 5 Things Sonic Does Better Than Mario

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Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...

What's Your Take - artigo 158 - THE MOST VIOLENT VIDEO GAME EVER MADE

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Okay, so, when you think of violent video games, where you kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, or Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where you don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where you go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme or reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that you play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...

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What's Your Take - artigo 103 - NOT Skitty on Wailord CRAPtion

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................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon dia Care Center. Here, you can leave two Pokemon. When you leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....

Windwakerguy430's topo, início Ten Most Hated Cartoon Characters

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Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a topo, início Ten Hated MLP characters, and a topo, início Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a topo, início Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if you like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this show knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...

What's Your Take - artigo 68 - The Dumbed of Nick

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Today we'll be reviewing the Total Drama Island Fanfic known as The Death of Nick.... And I feel ashamed to share the same name as a character from this fanfiction.
Now, before we start, I have to say that I enjoyed Total Drama Island. It was a very good show with a great plot, a wonderful cast of characters, and had most of the time spot on humor. But the fanfiction..... Oh boy. So, this story starts off on a positive note. We see the OC character, Nick, get murdered por Trent...... Wait, what? Yeah, this is how the fanfic starts. Not even a segundo in this story and already were getting a murder...

Booze Brothers - Episode 9 - Hell on Earth

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(Nick respostas door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are you going to knock on this door. Do you want me to shoot you in the face
Joe: Hey, I am tired of you slamming the door in my face. You know what. I think Dante won't mind if I kill someone
Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
Cody: Cory went to a football game and Alice is at the gun store buying mais ammo
Nick: Then it's just us. Go grab the violão, guitarra Axe and Kodama
Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
Cody: I'll go get them (Runs...

Booze Brothers - Episode 4 - Angle's Salvation

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Isaac

Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
Alice: (Fires all the targets with pistol)
Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
Nick: Now, lets try with moving targets

Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
Cory: Why do you suck at this game
Cody: You shut your mouth. I'm great (Cody's AI dies)
Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
Cody: Where were you two. Robbing old people like the good old fucking days
Nick: No, I was teaching Alice how to use a gun. She even hit all the moving targets without missing once
Cody: Wait, moving targets
Nick: You know, the neighborhood cats. She shot everyone of...

Boss Bits - Return to castelo Wolfenstien

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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be talking about the the sequel to one of the first FPS ever. That game would be Return To castelo Wolfenstien. Wolfenstien is a game where you play as the American soldier, B.J. Blaskowitz as he fights Nazis, Zombies, Screwed up-abominable monsters, Robots, and a whole mish mash of crap I can't even identify. This game was... Okay, but its nothing like the original. How, Well... The bosses of course

Boss: Olaric
This thing pretty much comes after one of the antagonist, Helga, robs a crypt holding an ancient artifact which brings this abomination...

rápido, rápido, swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 2)

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Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: You mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...

rápido, rápido, swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 1)

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rápido, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some rua performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are you doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the seguinte step of my training
Swift: Just...

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Uncanny Valley - Prologue, Chapter 1

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(This is an experimental artigo for something else, depending on if it gets the right attention. If you like it, great, but do not expect much from it)

*McKenzie ran through the woods in a panic, shoving branches and leaves out of his way through the darkness, barely able to see through the light of the moon. His car was parked just outside of the town, same as it was for the past week he was here. All he could hear was the shouting of… something behind him, chasing him, getting closer and closer. Carrying the rifle in his right hand, a rifle with only one bullet in it. Whatever it was that...

Merry Freakin' natal - dia 25: Ride to Hell: Retribution

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Ho ho ho, everybody. Merry Christmas. It’s the final dia of the 25 Days of natal and boy, did I save a big stinker for last. Considered one of the worst games of all time on a technical level, Ride to Hell: Retribution was dead on arrival. No game in the modern age had got as much attention for being as much of a broken mess as Ride to Hell… except maybe Fallout 76. Published por Deep Silver and developed por Eutechnyx (Yeah, try pronouncing that one), Ride to Hell had bigger ambitions than what we got. It was planned to be an open world sandbox game set in the 70s, playing as a bigger...

Merry Freakin' natal - dia 22: Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma

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Okay so a quick show of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Japão containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, or at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced por Samuel L. Jackson, música was done por RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the animê itself was animated por Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...

Merry Freakin' natal - dia 19: Charlie's anjos (Gamecube)

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I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that you wouldn’t know was out unless I told you (And no, you didn’t watch. If you tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s anjos on the Gamecube. Published por the kings of aleatório publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s anjos is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...

The topo, início 100 - #43: Night in the Woods

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Life is Strange is not a good game…. Alright, I got people triggered, now let me explain. Life is Strange is not a bad game. But I never was invested in a bland character like Max or anything she did in the game. The games attempts at being “relatable” to the teen demographic just came off as annoying. Never have I hated a word mais than relatable (Except gamer). Just using that to justify a badly written character or story is just... unbearable. I liked the story around Life is Strange, but other than that, there was just nothing keeping me invested. But someone, somewhere, took...