Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I amor so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, or were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that you didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, or it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. You have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, you actually have to get the triforce shard here. And before you ask, yes, this is a dungeon. The Zelda Wiki page says so. It’s only a mini-dungeon. And if that wasn’t bad enough, as you go deeper in the labyrinth, you are not allowed hearts, or anything to heal you, so you’d better use that shield wisely. But, it’s lower on the list, because it’s only a mini-dungeon, unlike the later ones. Also, you can get A LOT of rupees here, which really helps when you need to pay Tingle
#9: City in the Sky from Twilight Princess - Now, this temple is something that I never thought a temple could do… it has bad music. I’m not kidding, but the música just sounds boring and gets old quickly. Also, another problem is that it is easy to get lost while moving through this temple, and it that wasn’t bad enough, if you fall, you’re going a LOOOOOONNNG way back down. So, yeah, have fun with that.
#8: Bottom of the Well from Ocarina of Time - Now, even though this temple is known for being real creepy and possibly giving kids nightmares, the problem for this temple came to me when I played it on Master Quest. Once you are here, you are looking through dozens of chests, but none of them have the item you’re looking for, which is the Lens of Truth. Not to mention there are holes everywhere, enemies are flying around every corner, and the Lens of Truth can only be found por FALLING DOWN A HOLE! And, let me remind you, you were trying to avoid falling down holes the entire time you were in this dungeon
#7: Death Mountain from Legend of Zelda - Now, we all know that NES games aren’t the easiest games ever made, but Death Mountain… My god. This dungeon is filled with some of the hardest enemies in the entire game, and they do NOT give you time to breathe. You always gotta keep moving in this temple. And, there is the fact that this dungeon is the biggest in the game. Oh, but the icing on the cake of this dungeon, is that the final boss was easier to kill then every enemy in this dungeon… that’s real sad
#6: Lakebed Temple from Twilight Princess - Hey, it’s a water based temple. Get used to it, your gonna be seeing it a lot on this list. Now, the Lakebed Temple is real boring. All you do is mover around the water…. VERY SLOWLY! Not once do you pick up speed in the water, you are just forced to mover at a snails pace, and when you finally get to where you’re going, you realise that, Oh no, you forgot to turn the bridge, and now you got to turn back. Oh, and there are Tektites EVERYWHERE. So, yeah, have fun with that
#5: Palace of Darkness from A Link to the Past - Have you ever wanted to walk through a maze in total darkness and have a constant worry that you are going to either get hit por an enemy or fall down a hole? No? Well, too bad, because that is exactly what A Link to the Past has. This is the first dungeon you enter once you are in the Dark World… sad to say they started it off with the worst dungeon in the game. The entire dungeon is just grey, grey, and, greier than 50 Shades of Grey. Not to mention, you always need to walk real slowly. Moving slowly due to the games design was bad enough, but now you force the player to mover slow on purpose. That is just shit
#4: The Great Palace from Legend of Zelda 2 - OH MY GOD, you thought Death Mountain was the worst of the NES Zelda dungeons. No, far from it, this here. This dungeon is pure evil. The temple is full of Iron Knuckles, which are the worst in the game. Not to mention, there are Red Iron Knuckles, which have mais health, can jump over you, protect themselves too much, and are always going to kill you at least once. And, the only times you can get potions are blocked off por the statues of Iron Knuckles. If you aren’t lucky, you will have to fight one, forcing you to fight another Iron Knuckle, and considering you were trying to get health from him, you will probably die
#3: Water Temple from Ocarina of Time - OH GOD! You all knew this temple was coming sooner or later. This dungeon is infamous for being one of the worst in Zelda history. You are always constantly taking off your Iron Boots, just to put them back on. And, that’s not the only thing you're switching back and forth of. You also are constantly switching the water level, which is real annoying, since you can’t just carry something that changes the water level. No, you gotta walk ALL the way back just to play a song on your Ocarina and then let the water rise until its at the spot you want. Also, the temples boss was just pathetic, but, that’s for another time. Thankfully, the REALLY fixed this temple in the 3D remake. Thank you so much, Nintendo
#2: Palace of the Ocean King from Phantom Hourglass - Oh god, not this dungeon. Now, why is this temple so awful. Well, lets go over the many problems with it. You need to collect Sands of Time so you can put them in the Phantom Hourglass so you can go into the dungeon and not die. Sadly, that isn’t easy, because the temple is full of Phantom demons, who are always walking around, and when they hit you, you will lose sands of time. In other words, YOUR TIME DECREASES! And considering that there are a lot of them, they are always on guard. And you can’t kill them. They are impossible to kill, so you just need to run right through and hope for the best. And each dungeon has a confusing puzzle that will take time. Sadly, time is something that is very important, so, you can’t take your time due to the time limit, but you also can’t rush though, because the puzzles are in your way. And, how many times do you enter this temple in the game. Lets see, uh…. Oh, thats right, FOUR TIMES!
#1: Great baía Temple from Majora’s Mask - I hate this temple. I REALLY hate this temple. First off the the procedure of getting inside. You find that the Zora música group can’t play, because their lead singer, Lulu is depressed because she lost her children to pirates. So, you have to go and get them. So, once you are here, you sneak through the pirate hideout and find four of the eggs, even though there are seven. So, once you do find them, you go back and- WAIT, before you leave, you NEED to take a picture of the pirates. Why? So you can give it to some guy so you can get a sea horse, which will escort you to where the remaining eggs are. Sadly though, HE SAID JACKSHIT ABOUT THERE BEING GIANT EELS EVERYWHERE! So, after we save them and finally get the song to enter the temple, we get… this…. The temple is always knocking you around with its heavy currents, and, if you’re not careful, you’ll just end up backtracking to where you first were. Also, the temples mini-bosses are so annoying, that they make Legend of Zelda 2’s Iron Knuckles look tolerable. Oh, and lets not forget the boss. Literally the worst in the entire series. But, the odd thing is, How can Majora’s Mask have both my most favorito temple and my most hated?
Well, there you go. Did you enjoy this list. Tell me what you thought below. With that, I will see you all seguinte time.
#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. You have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, you actually have to get the triforce shard here. And before you ask, yes, this is a dungeon. The Zelda Wiki page says so. It’s only a mini-dungeon. And if that wasn’t bad enough, as you go deeper in the labyrinth, you are not allowed hearts, or anything to heal you, so you’d better use that shield wisely. But, it’s lower on the list, because it’s only a mini-dungeon, unlike the later ones. Also, you can get A LOT of rupees here, which really helps when you need to pay Tingle
#9: City in the Sky from Twilight Princess - Now, this temple is something that I never thought a temple could do… it has bad music. I’m not kidding, but the música just sounds boring and gets old quickly. Also, another problem is that it is easy to get lost while moving through this temple, and it that wasn’t bad enough, if you fall, you’re going a LOOOOOONNNG way back down. So, yeah, have fun with that.
#8: Bottom of the Well from Ocarina of Time - Now, even though this temple is known for being real creepy and possibly giving kids nightmares, the problem for this temple came to me when I played it on Master Quest. Once you are here, you are looking through dozens of chests, but none of them have the item you’re looking for, which is the Lens of Truth. Not to mention there are holes everywhere, enemies are flying around every corner, and the Lens of Truth can only be found por FALLING DOWN A HOLE! And, let me remind you, you were trying to avoid falling down holes the entire time you were in this dungeon
#7: Death Mountain from Legend of Zelda - Now, we all know that NES games aren’t the easiest games ever made, but Death Mountain… My god. This dungeon is filled with some of the hardest enemies in the entire game, and they do NOT give you time to breathe. You always gotta keep moving in this temple. And, there is the fact that this dungeon is the biggest in the game. Oh, but the icing on the cake of this dungeon, is that the final boss was easier to kill then every enemy in this dungeon… that’s real sad
#6: Lakebed Temple from Twilight Princess - Hey, it’s a water based temple. Get used to it, your gonna be seeing it a lot on this list. Now, the Lakebed Temple is real boring. All you do is mover around the water…. VERY SLOWLY! Not once do you pick up speed in the water, you are just forced to mover at a snails pace, and when you finally get to where you’re going, you realise that, Oh no, you forgot to turn the bridge, and now you got to turn back. Oh, and there are Tektites EVERYWHERE. So, yeah, have fun with that
#5: Palace of Darkness from A Link to the Past - Have you ever wanted to walk through a maze in total darkness and have a constant worry that you are going to either get hit por an enemy or fall down a hole? No? Well, too bad, because that is exactly what A Link to the Past has. This is the first dungeon you enter once you are in the Dark World… sad to say they started it off with the worst dungeon in the game. The entire dungeon is just grey, grey, and, greier than 50 Shades of Grey. Not to mention, you always need to walk real slowly. Moving slowly due to the games design was bad enough, but now you force the player to mover slow on purpose. That is just shit
#4: The Great Palace from Legend of Zelda 2 - OH MY GOD, you thought Death Mountain was the worst of the NES Zelda dungeons. No, far from it, this here. This dungeon is pure evil. The temple is full of Iron Knuckles, which are the worst in the game. Not to mention, there are Red Iron Knuckles, which have mais health, can jump over you, protect themselves too much, and are always going to kill you at least once. And, the only times you can get potions are blocked off por the statues of Iron Knuckles. If you aren’t lucky, you will have to fight one, forcing you to fight another Iron Knuckle, and considering you were trying to get health from him, you will probably die
#3: Water Temple from Ocarina of Time - OH GOD! You all knew this temple was coming sooner or later. This dungeon is infamous for being one of the worst in Zelda history. You are always constantly taking off your Iron Boots, just to put them back on. And, that’s not the only thing you're switching back and forth of. You also are constantly switching the water level, which is real annoying, since you can’t just carry something that changes the water level. No, you gotta walk ALL the way back just to play a song on your Ocarina and then let the water rise until its at the spot you want. Also, the temples boss was just pathetic, but, that’s for another time. Thankfully, the REALLY fixed this temple in the 3D remake. Thank you so much, Nintendo
#2: Palace of the Ocean King from Phantom Hourglass - Oh god, not this dungeon. Now, why is this temple so awful. Well, lets go over the many problems with it. You need to collect Sands of Time so you can put them in the Phantom Hourglass so you can go into the dungeon and not die. Sadly, that isn’t easy, because the temple is full of Phantom demons, who are always walking around, and when they hit you, you will lose sands of time. In other words, YOUR TIME DECREASES! And considering that there are a lot of them, they are always on guard. And you can’t kill them. They are impossible to kill, so you just need to run right through and hope for the best. And each dungeon has a confusing puzzle that will take time. Sadly, time is something that is very important, so, you can’t take your time due to the time limit, but you also can’t rush though, because the puzzles are in your way. And, how many times do you enter this temple in the game. Lets see, uh…. Oh, thats right, FOUR TIMES!
#1: Great baía Temple from Majora’s Mask - I hate this temple. I REALLY hate this temple. First off the the procedure of getting inside. You find that the Zora música group can’t play, because their lead singer, Lulu is depressed because she lost her children to pirates. So, you have to go and get them. So, once you are here, you sneak through the pirate hideout and find four of the eggs, even though there are seven. So, once you do find them, you go back and- WAIT, before you leave, you NEED to take a picture of the pirates. Why? So you can give it to some guy so you can get a sea horse, which will escort you to where the remaining eggs are. Sadly though, HE SAID JACKSHIT ABOUT THERE BEING GIANT EELS EVERYWHERE! So, after we save them and finally get the song to enter the temple, we get… this…. The temple is always knocking you around with its heavy currents, and, if you’re not careful, you’ll just end up backtracking to where you first were. Also, the temples mini-bosses are so annoying, that they make Legend of Zelda 2’s Iron Knuckles look tolerable. Oh, and lets not forget the boss. Literally the worst in the entire series. But, the odd thing is, How can Majora’s Mask have both my most favorito temple and my most hated?
Well, there you go. Did you enjoy this list. Tell me what you thought below. With that, I will see you all seguinte time.