Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? You mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, oi Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... oi Orca.
Orca: So, you want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for you to teach me a new mover so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's cuecas says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minutos of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link. Are you ready for hours of sweaty, man to man action
Link: I'm starting to regret this decision.
Orca: I'm not. Now, the new mover is as simple as this. Just hold your sword in your hand as if you were going to spin with it, and wait for it to glow, then release.
Link: How do I do that
Orca: Just hold the A button
Link: Oh (Charges attack, then spins like crazy) AAHHHHHH
Orca: Well, there's the new move. How do you feel Link
Link: (Vomits)
Orca: Thought so
Link: My god, is this really the only attack
Orca: Yep
Link: Well, fuck this, I'm getting out of here
Orca: And, one day, I'm getting in your pants
Link: Okay, I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Orca: ........... You'll be back Link........ And I'll be waiting
(Later, outside)
Tetra: So, how was it
Link: Awful. That pedophile in there only gave me a mover that makes me dizzy as hell
Tetra: Well..... it's better then piss, right
Link: To be honest, I'd rather take a chuveiro in piss than what I got here
Tetra: Well..... Things could be-
Link: No, don't say it. Last time you did, we started this shit series. Just shut up, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED