Bella is driving her brand new bullet/tank/bomb/vampire proof car.
Bella: OMC, like everyone is staring at me cuz I’m getting married! The shame, the shame!
Random Guys: Sweet car. Can we get a picture with it?
Bella (because this is in no way awkward at all): Sure
-Flashback-
Bella, Edward, and Charlie sit in the cisne living room.
Bella and Edward: Charlie, we have something to tell you!
Charlie (gasps): You’re pregnant.
Bella: Of course not, silly! That comes later on in the book.
Edward (hands wedding invitation): We’re getting married whether you like it or not!
Charlie (jumping up and down...
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