I have come to a logical conclusion from some data I reviewed. Edward is not in fact Edward, but a female Edwina.
1. Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.
2. “He” wears lipstick. vampiros are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.
3. “He” has moodswings similar to those from pregnant women and PMSing women.
4. “He” glitters. ‘Nuff said on that one.
5. “He” refuses to sleep with Bella. Is “he” perhaps hiding “his” girl parts?
6. “He” demands marriage. No guy EVER does that.
7. “He” makes out with Bella all the time but never gets “excited” in his pants.
8. “He” is a little *too* romantic.
9. “He” was totally stripping for those Italian guys.
10. “He” was never attracted to Rosalie even though most guys got excited just thinking about her.
11. In addition to “his” mood swings, “he” frequently overreacts... and speaks like “he” reads too many classic novels about old white ladies in corsets.
12. “He” is a vegetarian.
13. “He” relates to girls rather too well.
So, in conclusion, either Edward is Edwina, or a raging, flaming, extremely gay man.
1. Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.
2. “He” wears lipstick. vampiros are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.
3. “He” has moodswings similar to those from pregnant women and PMSing women.
4. “He” glitters. ‘Nuff said on that one.
5. “He” refuses to sleep with Bella. Is “he” perhaps hiding “his” girl parts?
6. “He” demands marriage. No guy EVER does that.
7. “He” makes out with Bella all the time but never gets “excited” in his pants.
8. “He” is a little *too* romantic.
9. “He” was totally stripping for those Italian guys.
10. “He” was never attracted to Rosalie even though most guys got excited just thinking about her.
11. In addition to “his” mood swings, “he” frequently overreacts... and speaks like “he” reads too many classic novels about old white ladies in corsets.
12. “He” is a vegetarian.
13. “He” relates to girls rather too well.
So, in conclusion, either Edward is Edwina, or a raging, flaming, extremely gay man.
10. IDEALS
9. sobrenatural POWERS
8. THE BODY GUARD
7. SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
6. MR. DARCY DOUBLE
5. BAD BOY
4. SELF-CONTROL
3. angel IN DISGUISE
2. AMAZING EYES
1. SELF-LESS
Twilight, the first novel as part of the Twilight series por Stephanie Meyer is excruciatingly addictive as it is ubiquitous – there’s always someone buried head deep into a Twilight book either on the train, bus, de praia, praia or at the park.
Whilst the latest of the series Eclipse is now heading for our cinemas, lets go back to the first of the series Twilight to see where all the madness began. Sorry to all the Jacob Black fãs out there!
(Warning: If you haven’t read Twilight there are numerous plot giveaways in this blog)
From: link
9. sobrenatural POWERS
8. THE BODY GUARD
7. SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
6. MR. DARCY DOUBLE
5. BAD BOY
4. SELF-CONTROL
3. angel IN DISGUISE
2. AMAZING EYES
1. SELF-LESS
Twilight, the first novel as part of the Twilight series por Stephanie Meyer is excruciatingly addictive as it is ubiquitous – there’s always someone buried head deep into a Twilight book either on the train, bus, de praia, praia or at the park.
Whilst the latest of the series Eclipse is now heading for our cinemas, lets go back to the first of the series Twilight to see where all the madness began. Sorry to all the Jacob Black fãs out there!
(Warning: If you haven’t read Twilight there are numerous plot giveaways in this blog)
From: link
I LOVED this book series! The segundo I picked up, I was done. I just couldn't put it down! I'm sorry but Harry Potter mover aside! The way the author used such detail was amazing I loved it. I wish to one dia see the filmes but for now Ill just keep on leitura like the nerd I am. I got all my friends sucked into it and many of them very much enjoy it.
I think in the whole series, my favorito character was Nellie we didnt get much of a glimpse about her but i was fascinated por her.
I think in the whole series, my favorito character was Nellie we didnt get much of a glimpse about her but i was fascinated por her.
