I have come to a logical conclusion from some data I reviewed. Edward is not in fact Edward, but a female Edwina.
1. Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.
2. “He” wears lipstick. vampiros are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.
3. “He” has moodswings similar to those from pregnant women and PMSing women.
4. “He” glitters. ‘Nuff said on that one.
5. “He” refuses to sleep with Bella. Is “he” perhaps hiding “his” girl parts?
6. “He” demands marriage. No guy EVER does that.
7. “He” makes out with Bella all the time but never gets “excited” in his pants.
8. “He” is a little *too* romantic.
9. “He” was totally stripping for those Italian guys.
10. “He” was never attracted to Rosalie even though most guys got excited just thinking about her.
11. In addition to “his” mood swings, “he” frequently overreacts... and speaks like “he” reads too many classic novels about old white ladies in corsets.
12. “He” is a vegetarian.
13. “He” relates to girls rather too well.
So, in conclusion, either Edward is Edwina, or a raging, flaming, extremely gay man.
1. Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.
2. “He” wears lipstick. vampiros are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.
3. “He” has moodswings similar to those from pregnant women and PMSing women.
4. “He” glitters. ‘Nuff said on that one.
5. “He” refuses to sleep with Bella. Is “he” perhaps hiding “his” girl parts?
6. “He” demands marriage. No guy EVER does that.
7. “He” makes out with Bella all the time but never gets “excited” in his pants.
8. “He” is a little *too* romantic.
9. “He” was totally stripping for those Italian guys.
10. “He” was never attracted to Rosalie even though most guys got excited just thinking about her.
11. In addition to “his” mood swings, “he” frequently overreacts... and speaks like “he” reads too many classic novels about old white ladies in corsets.
12. “He” is a vegetarian.
13. “He” relates to girls rather too well.
So, in conclusion, either Edward is Edwina, or a raging, flaming, extremely gay man.
Hear out my tortured soul
For I have nowhere else to go
You captured my dead, Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante heart
Now yours and mine’ll never be apart
You took my breath away
And in my coração you’ll always stay
You are my life now
Believe me, for this I vow
My Valente and trusting love
From the heavens above
I’ll do everything for you
And I’ll always be true
When you called out my name
My life had never been the same
You kept my feet on the ground
‘Cause my purpose had been found
Your chocolate brown eyes
Are honest and wise
Through them I could see
How you irrevocably amor me
For I have nowhere else to go
You captured my dead, Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante heart
Now yours and mine’ll never be apart
You took my breath away
And in my coração you’ll always stay
You are my life now
Believe me, for this I vow
My Valente and trusting love
From the heavens above
I’ll do everything for you
And I’ll always be true
When you called out my name
My life had never been the same
You kept my feet on the ground
‘Cause my purpose had been found
Your chocolate brown eyes
Are honest and wise
Through them I could see
How you irrevocably amor me