Part I
I waited for edward and the cullens to show up
My i phone said 8:30. They're late. I had my bag.I saw a figure wearing black leather amor the leather.She looked evil.
Who the hell are you!?! Iasked
Your worst nightmare demon.
Hold on a damn minuto one my family is fighting vampiros and two I've been slayer evil[U]VAMPIRES
before you could see your first stake!ANd who the hell do u think you are my great grandmother's lover gabreil furgão, van helsing!
NO I'm Kick YOUR BUFFY THE VAMPIRE/DEMON SLAYER!
Then the volvo appear I'm going to kill edward WHat took you so long!
Theres anew force of EVIL VAmpires
worse than james
yes worse than james
Edward this is buffy I'm uh sorry about the remarks I just that slaying evil vampiros is in my family i get overworked.
s'okay
You could help us if you promise not to kill me Because i carry half of my fathers genes or any of the cullens because they are actually good vampires!
got it
Edward can we stop por mc donalds it's getting dark and i hungry
can't you just wait until we get início and hunt some elk
EDWARD I WANT A BURGER!
okay seesh
Edward Anthony Masen Cullen you will do or so be I tell emmett about your fuzz rosa, -de-rosa diary
Its red
rosa, -de-rosa I said in a sinsong
fine you win I hate it when you do that
I know thats why i do it
Thanks my super sexy vampire!