série crepúsculo Article: Torturing the Volturi Chapter 5

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posted by lollipopszx3

Thirsty

Me :: Hi!! What's up?

Gianna :: Who are you talking to?...?

Me :: My readers...

Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!

Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are you so mean?

Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.

Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.

Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.

Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.

Jane :: WHAT?? You keep me here and you won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad you are. Just come!!!!!

Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... You want something to eat?

Volturi :: *nods*

Me :: Fine. Hold on.

From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome emo buddies. If your emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an hora or else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank you my emos.

SEND

Heidi :: What did you just do?

Me :: Getting some food.

Caius :: You mean people right?

Me :: Yup.

Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!

Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.

Alec :: If you become a vampire you will.

Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!

Alec :: I never said that!

Me :: But you implied it...

Heidi :: Do you know what implied means?

Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.

Heidi :: Not anymore. You just told everybody you didn't know what it means.

Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.

Heidi :: I bet you $100 they didn't.

Me :: I bet you $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.

Heidi :: Good luck finding that.

Me :: .... I hate you.

Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?

Me :: In an hour.

Jane :: It's your story right?

Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.

Jane :: Well skip it to the seguinte hora then!

Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get you to stop complaining.

Bella :: WAIT!

Me :: *turns head towards her*

Bella :: Did you invite any mountain lions?

Me :: Sorry... I don't know their email adresses. Do you want an emo?

Bella :: *shakes head*

Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?

Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.

*An hora later*

Me :: Time travel is so cool!!

*ding-dong*

Me :: My emos are here!

Jane :: And also my food.

Me :: oi guys. What's up? amor your new scars! Do I know you?

emo Kid :: Oh that's my new emo friend.

emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being emo yesterday!

emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.

emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...

Me :: Your gonna get eaten...

emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*

Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*

Jane :: I want that one! *points at emo Kid* He smells good.

Me :: How about I push you all in and close the door?

*silence*

Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?

*silence*

Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA

Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!

O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O

I didn't add anyone because I didn't want you guys to die. I'm a Valente girl.

SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];

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newmoon_lover kkooool plz rite more p.s names teagan

twilight_james awesome! i love this story!

twilight_james plz write more! :)

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Twilight characters!

posted by twilight825

Plz read comment and rate. please be honest on what you think abaout my opinion on the cast

Okay so we all agree that the WHOLE cast of twilight should stay exactly the same. What do you guys think? Bella (kristen stewart)and Edward (robert pattinson)have such good chemestry. Yeah they are saying that everyone is going to be the same.But you all know the power summit has to do. Im not trying to be rude but i think that summit would be dumb to change anyone. For those of you that saw the twilight movie you saw how good the chemisty was. Dont you Guys want it to be the same?Even though we Have...

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Haven't Read The Book? Then Shut UP!

posted by loveyoudarling

Dear Twilight fans,

I was you one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop leitura it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER YOU DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After I had read Twilight saga about 8 times i read Harry Potter.

And all i can say is whoa!!

1. harry potter has a plot line that has never been used before.
2. twilight was a very easy read. simple sentences. i could write it
3. harry potter uses some imagination.
4. if edward wasnt sexy, everyone would be creeped out por him
5. harry potter>twilight...

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When I Left Her...

posted by mrsblack_1089

This a little short something I wrote in Edward's POV when he left Bella after her birthday party in New Moon. Enjoy, comment, rate, please!!

I had been drawing this out for much too long. Why had I stayed with her for so long? How could I not have seen this painful end coming? Of course it had to end, sometime. A lion couldn't amor a cordeiro without hurting her. I knew all of this, even before the other night, her birthday. It was even mais evident as I stared into her dark chocolate brown eyes, wide with confusion, worry, and pain.
"You . . . don't . . . want me?" she asked slowly. She was...

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Chapter 19

posted by mrsblack_1089

"Carlisle!" Jacob still called into the forest, begging for Grandpa to hear him. His voice sounded a little helpless; afraid to leave me here alone to go and get Grandpa, and also afraid if Grandpa couldn't come; if he was hunting somewhere. What would Jacob do then? The pergunta went both ways; I needed Grandpa here and didn't know what we'd do if he couldn't hear us.
"Jacob!" I breathed a sigh of relief through the pain when I heard Granpa's anxious voice at the door. "What's happening here?" "I don't know!" Jacob's voice sounded wild with worry. "She won't talk to me!" Granpa knelt down...

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Which One-Chapter:5(Edwards POV)

posted by team_edward_

When Bella finally feel asleep I stoped humming and listened to the thoughts coming from down stairs.Alice was thinking of a song she really liked and Rosalie was thinking about how she couldnt believe Bella came back.Emmett was sing me a little song."Edward and Bella sitting in a árvore if you can hear this Eddy come and get me!"I slowly got up and left Bella with her dreams.

Emmett smiled as I came down the stairs."So you did hear.I hoped you would.So what were yous two doing?"I looked at him and said"I layed down with her untill she was asleep,humming in her ear and then I heard your wonderfull...

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Chapter 15

posted by mrsblack_1089

This might make you feel a little, weird, just rate and comment according to your feelings about it and I hope everyone enjoys, regardless of the slightly changed storyline...

Light streamed in through the window of our bedroom, reflecting off the yellow walls and turning them the beautiful color I had imagined they would be. I was lying on topo, início of Jacob's chest, breathing in his woodsy-pine scent. He breathed steadily in and out, as calm as if he were sleeping, though he was awake, too. A pile of fabric was lying seguinte to the bed. After a segundo of staring at it, I realized it was my nightgown,...

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Movie Nothing Like the Book?

posted by SaveMe620

Fan made poster; made by me.

Okay, I've been hearing and leitura a lot about how the movie isn't going to be anything like the book and whatnot.

SHUT UP! Sorry, but is that explicit enough?

Everything, from I've seen so far, looks perfect. Yeah,I know, there are things that they've added, some scenes are missing and some of the characters aren't even in the movie. But what are you going to do about it? The movie is BASED ON the book. So there are defiantly going to be some changes, mainly so that the movie will actually make sense. Because, let's think about it. Twilight is all in Bella's perspective. It takes about three...

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Twilight - Chapter 14 - Mind Over Matter (pages 286-292)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 14 - MIND OVER MATTER

He could drive well, when he kept the speed reasonable, I had to admit. Like so many things, it seemed to be effortless to him. He barely looked at the road, yet the tires never deviated so much as a centimeter from the center of the lane. He drove one-handed, holding my hand on the seat. Sometimes he gazed into the setting sun, sometimes he glanced at me - my face, my hair blowing out the open window, our hands twined together.
He turned the radio to an oldies station, and he sang along with a song I'd never heard. He knew every...