Thirsty
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are you talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are you so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? You keep me here and you won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad you are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... You want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome emo buddies. If your emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an hora or else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank you my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did you just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: You mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If you become a vampire you will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never said that!
Me :: But you implied it...
Heidi :: Do you know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. You just told everybody you didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet you $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet you $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the seguinte hora then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get you to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did you invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their email adresses. Do you want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An hora later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: oi guys. What's up? amor your new scars! Do I know you?
emo Kid :: Oh that's my new emo friend.
emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being emo yesterday!
emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at emo Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push you all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want you guys to die. I'm a Valente girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
Me :: Hi!! What's up?
Gianna :: Who are you talking to?...?
Me :: My readers...
Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!
Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are you so mean?
Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.
Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.
Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.
Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.
Jane :: WHAT?? You keep me here and you won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad you are. Just come!!!!!
Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... You want something to eat?
Volturi :: *nods*
Me :: Fine. Hold on.
From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome emo buddies. If your emo come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an hora or else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank you my emos.
SEND
Heidi :: What did you just do?
Me :: Getting some food.
Caius :: You mean people right?
Me :: Yup.
Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!
Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.
Alec :: If you become a vampire you will.
Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!
Alec :: I never said that!
Me :: But you implied it...
Heidi :: Do you know what implied means?
Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.
Heidi :: Not anymore. You just told everybody you didn't know what it means.
Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.
Heidi :: I bet you $100 they didn't.
Me :: I bet you $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.
Heidi :: Good luck finding that.
Me :: .... I hate you.
Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?
Me :: In an hour.
Jane :: It's your story right?
Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.
Jane :: Well skip it to the seguinte hora then!
Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get you to stop complaining.
Bella :: WAIT!
Me :: *turns head towards her*
Bella :: Did you invite any mountain lions?
Me :: Sorry... I don't know their email adresses. Do you want an emo?
Bella :: *shakes head*
Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?
Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.
*An hora later*
Me :: Time travel is so cool!!
*ding-dong*
Me :: My emos are here!
Jane :: And also my food.
Me :: oi guys. What's up? amor your new scars! Do I know you?
emo Kid :: Oh that's my new emo friend.
emo Friend :: Hi! I just started being emo yesterday!
emo Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.
emo Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...
Me :: Your gonna get eaten...
emo Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*
Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*
Jane :: I want that one! *points at emo Kid* He smells good.
Me :: How about I push you all in and close the door?
*silence*
Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?
*silence*
Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA
Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O
I didn't add anyone because I didn't want you guys to die. I'm a Valente girl.
SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];
10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have mais fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the escrivaninha, mesa in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have mais fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the escrivaninha, mesa in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”