1. You don't like your crush now because he doesn't have golden eyes.
2.You cover yourself in body glitter so you can sparkle like edward.
3.You're saving your allowance for a trip to Forks, Washigton, where bella lives.
4.You just realized how cuddly and cute lobisomens are.
5.You refuse to visit a doctor unless he looks like Carsile.
6.You ask your parents if you change your last name to cullen.
7.You fall asleep to, "Bella's Lullaby", from the Twilight soundtrack.
8.When choosing a outfit, you always think, "What would alice wear?"
9.You used to amor sunny days ,but now you'll only go out if it's rainy and cloudy.
10.You purposely trip over thigs so you can be as clumsy as bella.
2.You cover yourself in body glitter so you can sparkle like edward.
3.You're saving your allowance for a trip to Forks, Washigton, where bella lives.
4.You just realized how cuddly and cute lobisomens are.
5.You refuse to visit a doctor unless he looks like Carsile.
6.You ask your parents if you change your last name to cullen.
7.You fall asleep to, "Bella's Lullaby", from the Twilight soundtrack.
8.When choosing a outfit, you always think, "What would alice wear?"
9.You used to amor sunny days ,but now you'll only go out if it's rainy and cloudy.
10.You purposely trip over thigs so you can be as clumsy as bella.
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have mais fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the escrivaninha, mesa in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy or McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".