Sorry it's a bit short :S
Chapter 3 - A Meeting - Edward's POV
"Hey Bloodsucker," Jacob started, as soon as I answered my cell phone. "You guys need to get down here. Now."
"This doesn't sound like a social visit,"
"It isn't." He said, seriously. I closed the phone.
"Everyone. Could you come down here please?" I asked quietly, wondering what was wrong with Jacob.
When they entered the room, they were all thinking the same thing.
What's going on?
Sound's serious,
One person's thoughts stood out from the rest.
Why can't I see? It's those stupid cachorros again...
I laughed and Alice looked at me and stuck her tongue out. This made me laugh even more. But when I looked around to see six impatient faces, I stopped.
"Jacob just called. He says we have to get down there, as soon as possible." I stated. "Alice could you possibly stay here. For Renesmee. Do something to keep her occupied while we're gone?"
"SHOPPING!" she squealed. I rolled my eyes, and Bella looked terrified.
"Please say I'm coming to La Push..." she begged.
I smiled at her as I walked over to get my car keys.
"Can I ask what this concerns?" Carlisle questioned.
"I honestly don't know. He just said to get down there. Now."
Emmett came over and grabbed the keys to his Jeep.
"C'mon then guys..." he sighed whilst heading out the door.
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As we entered the clearing, I spotted Sam and Jacob stood in human form, flanked por Paul and Embry as wolves. I growled as I read Jacob's thoughts about why we were called down here. Others looked at me confused while Sam ignored me and focused on Carlisle.
"Have you had any....'guests' at the moment?" Sam asked him akwardly.
"And por guests you mean...."
"Others of your kind," Sam interupted. Carlisle, still confused, shook his head.
"Well then, we have a problem. Some Bloodsuckers passed through our land, early this morning." Jacob explained.
"Is it a scent you recognise?" I queeried.
"Yes." Jacob said simply.
We all stood there, waiting for him to continue. minutos passed before anyone spoke.
"The Volturi," Sam said.
Chapter 3 - A Meeting - Edward's POV
"Hey Bloodsucker," Jacob started, as soon as I answered my cell phone. "You guys need to get down here. Now."
"This doesn't sound like a social visit,"
"It isn't." He said, seriously. I closed the phone.
"Everyone. Could you come down here please?" I asked quietly, wondering what was wrong with Jacob.
When they entered the room, they were all thinking the same thing.
What's going on?
Sound's serious,
One person's thoughts stood out from the rest.
Why can't I see? It's those stupid cachorros again...
I laughed and Alice looked at me and stuck her tongue out. This made me laugh even more. But when I looked around to see six impatient faces, I stopped.
"Jacob just called. He says we have to get down there, as soon as possible." I stated. "Alice could you possibly stay here. For Renesmee. Do something to keep her occupied while we're gone?"
"SHOPPING!" she squealed. I rolled my eyes, and Bella looked terrified.
"Please say I'm coming to La Push..." she begged.
I smiled at her as I walked over to get my car keys.
"Can I ask what this concerns?" Carlisle questioned.
"I honestly don't know. He just said to get down there. Now."
Emmett came over and grabbed the keys to his Jeep.
"C'mon then guys..." he sighed whilst heading out the door.
***********************************
As we entered the clearing, I spotted Sam and Jacob stood in human form, flanked por Paul and Embry as wolves. I growled as I read Jacob's thoughts about why we were called down here. Others looked at me confused while Sam ignored me and focused on Carlisle.
"Have you had any....'guests' at the moment?" Sam asked him akwardly.
"And por guests you mean...."
"Others of your kind," Sam interupted. Carlisle, still confused, shook his head.
"Well then, we have a problem. Some Bloodsuckers passed through our land, early this morning." Jacob explained.
"Is it a scent you recognise?" I queeried.
"Yes." Jacob said simply.
We all stood there, waiting for him to continue. minutos passed before anyone spoke.
"The Volturi," Sam said.
Have you gotten used to the Twilight fans?
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if you ever get used to them. They're not weird. I amor them. I amor each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fãs that you can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - you know, night shoots - because vampiros like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. You know, the segundo time around it's a little easier. You feel like you have like a little bit mais money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, you know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if you ever get used to them. They're not weird. I amor them. I amor each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fãs that you can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - you know, night shoots - because vampiros like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. You know, the segundo time around it's a little easier. You feel like you have like a little bit mais money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, you know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” por the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” por the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” por Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” por The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” por The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.