série crepúsculo Article: Bella's New Phone; Edward is sexyy.

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posted by meeek

-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.

Bella holds small sliver phone por it's edge. Almost dropping it.

Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!

Edward: Silver is sexy. Would you prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?

Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.

Edward: If you haven't come to Forks then you wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampiros and claim to be a family and adopted por the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.

Bella: Wow. You said that in one breath.

Edward: Because Im sexy.

Bella: No. because you don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. You only breathe because its a habit and you can't smell anything if i don't.

Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...

Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*

Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?

Bella: OMG i though you couldn't read my mind!

Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because you claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why you appeal most to me than the other girls.

Bella: Wow. You said that in one breath, too.

Edward: Because Im sexy. And por the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because you claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why you appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe you should try texting with the small silver phone.

Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*

*BEEP BEEP*

Bella: OMG what's that sound??

Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.

From: BellaDearestzz

Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!

Edward: Uhhhh....

Bella: It;s supposed to say I amor You.

Edward: Maybe you should use the small silver phone other than to text.

Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force you into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with you forever and every single dia of forever!

Edward: No.

Bella: But whyyy??

Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I amor you so much and I dont want you to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.

Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase you dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with you forever and every single dia of forever.

Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will kiss you passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let you touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampiros don;t have fangs.

Bella: And now I am having segundo thoughts about loving you because i amor my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend or a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with you again because eventhough i amor my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend or a brother but as a guy, i amor you more.

Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!

Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link

**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned por the author of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.

I just posted this artigo to share for you guys. Thanks to the one who did this.

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [TWO]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWO]
    I closed the door and locked it behind me, and sighed deeply, holding the glass of water to my forehead to cool myself down.
    "Did they find out?" Jerek asked out of nowhere, and I jumped.
    I looked at him as he tugged on his jeans, and pulled on his shirt. "No. Though, I think Shropee knows, and Tabra and I had this thing yesterday to where we told eachother secrets. He told me one really big one, and so I owe it to him to tell him about...

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taking chances chapter 14

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 14
`”jake!” I cried and ran up to him.
“I know everything nessie, and we’re going to try to save ur family” jake told me.
“its too late to ssave it they’re divorced” I told him
“there’ alwaay still a chance” jake told me. And I nodded..
“but first wheres ur mother?” sam asked me.
“she’s near carlisles” I told him.
“she’s not there”he told me.
“what do you mean shes not there? I just saw her there aa couple minutos ago” I told them.
“when I went to carlisle’s house, he said that she stepped ouside and didn’t come back” jake told me.. a worried...

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When they all come back Chap 11

posted by NeeNee14

We were all in the backyard when everyone came back. I saw Esme first, she ran into the back yard and picked up Kammie, who giggle in return. I got up and Alice came running towards me and wrapped me up in her arms.
"Bella!" She squealed."I missed you." She said and pulled away. She grabbed my left hand and held it in hers.
"Alice, I was away for a month. Nothing really serious happened." I said and glanced at Edward, who was looking kind of mad at me. Alice followed my Glance and looked at him too. She looked frustrated.
"What's going on here?" She asked questioning me and Edward. I looked at...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [FIFTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FIFTEEN]
    "Alright, it's almost been an hour, where are they!?" I was growing impatient with nervousness.
    Then ten knocks came to the door, and I sighed in relief. I opened the door, and let Shropee and Jerek inside.
    "Hello, Ethan." Shropee gave him a quick hug.
    "Hello, Shropee." He smiled.
    "Cyd." Jerek said, and gave me a hug, too.
    "We're all here," I said. "Good. Let's do this,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [THIRTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[THIRTEEN]
    "Ethan." I said, interrupting their talk. "Sorry, but...when you aren't checking on her, who is?"
    "My friends, Derek and Faith." He said. "Don't worry. They know how much danger she is under, and when Derek isn't checking on Verona, I am, and if I am busy, Faith will. We always have someone checking on her."
    "Can you put someone in there right now to stay with her, and make sure no one unauthorized gets in?" I asked.
    "Why?"...

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the new voturi part 2

posted by bluemc24

me and indie were 3 weeks into our imortal lifes. aro had explained that we were the new volturi members but, he had also explained we had gifts.

"we have a vampire in our ranks, who senses gifts in other vampires." Aro had said, "he senses that you two both, have gifts." he concluded.
"So if we have gifts, what are they?" imortal life had made indie 10 times mais nosey than before.
"Young ones," aro said in a sweet voice, "your gifts are that, if you imagine what you want, it will happen."

After that me and indie went back to our room,"hayley?" indie asked
"yes." i answered putting down my book, "whats wrong?"
"I found this when we were out hunting." she handed me a flyer. the flyer had a picture of me and indie and it read 'MISSING'
"our parents are looking for us?" i asked...
we went silentg for 2 minuites.
"but we can't see them!" i said
"i know but i miss them!" she replied her cheerfull voice cold.

just then, Aro came in........

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Mistaken Shadows - Golden Eyes (Chapter 2)

posted by Twilimpian

La Push Beach

Please Comment and tell me what you think. -Twilimpian =)
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Jacob and I were walking down the de praia, praia in La Push. There wasn't much to see in Forks so he suggested I see La Push. The air was filled with the scent of salt water. It was a beautiful de praia, praia and the peace of walking down it had gotten to me. Suddenly I was happy I'd moved here, if not or the beach, because I'd met Jacob. Jacob was very easy to talk to he loved to make jokes and fool around and at the same time he was intense and thoughtful. “So how old are you......

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DRAMATIC SCENES IN BREAKING DAWN

posted by keninv

Eclipse is a hit but Melissa Rosenberg is thinking about the future and Breaking Dawn.

She talked about the most intimate scenes in the book in an interview with Hollywood Life.

"If you really look at the books, how much are you really seeing? I think [the movies] might wind up being saucier than the book because you’re actually seeing skin-on-skin and the horror of the birth scenes. We’re not shying away from it.”

She added. “We’re still debating the exact moment," Rosernberg said. "But it’ll fall down to the first half of Bella as a human and being pregnant and a newlywed and the segundo half being Bella as a vampire and a parent. Somewhere in the middle of that, the break will come.”

The first installment of Breaking Dawn will hit theaters on November 18, 2011.

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Fell Apart Ch.5

posted by DarkStranger

Alice POV

"Edward!" I shake his shoulder, He didn't respond.He was kneeling on the grass, his head bowed.I started to panic.no matter how hard I tried to watch his feature, I saw just black. And it was not good. All this situation was not good.

I take out the phone from my pocket and dialed Bella's number.After a few beeps I heard her voice.

"Alice, I don-" She began

"Something is wrong with Edward" I interrupted her. "He doesn't move, don't react. Just kneels on the ground" I was waiting for Bella's reply, but she said nothing. "Ar you listening?" I asked her, no word's. "Bela something wrong...

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Foolproof!

posted by groovychicklisa

We spent two mais days unpacking and getting settled in our new home, and then we flew down to Jacksonville to spend a week in the sun. Renée was thrilled to have us there, and though the house was definitely crowded, she refused to let us sleep at a hotel.

Both Renée and Phil had to work while we were there, so Edward, Lily and I would spend the dia por the pool in the back yard, at the beach, or strolling around the streets of Jacksonville. In the evenings, we would barbecue on the patio or order take-out. It was a wonderful – and necessary – vacation.

I was sad to leave the sun when the...

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Foolproof!

posted by groovychicklisa

Valentine's Day

The following two weeks passed almost in a blur. Time didn't seem to behave the way it usually did when I was with Edward. Sometimes it would jump ahead – big chunks of time seemed to be just disappearing – and sometimes it would pass por almost impossibly slowly.

He picked me up in the morning and walked me to English before heading off for his own classes. Then he'd usually meet me after Math and we'd go to the cafeteria together – Angela and I had become a regular fixture at the Cullen/Hale table. After lunch, we'd head to Biology where we would spend the entire hora not...

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Foolproof!

posted by groovychicklisa

– First Date

Edward picked me up in the Camaro on Monday morning. I was surprised, since Alice had told me that he didn't like to drive it to school."Good morning." I greeted as I got into the passenger seat."Morning." He offered me a smile that I returned."I must say I'm surprised." He gave me a quizzical look, and I hurried to explain. "I was expecting the Volvo.""Ah." He chuckled. "Alice.""She might have mentioned something along the line of you not wanting to drive this car to school because of careless teenagers." I blushed a little. I hadn't meant to rato Alice out like that."It's fine,...

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Foolproof!

posted by groovychicklisa

."I've been wanting to ask you out all week, and Alice being Alice, of course figured that out. Disadvantage of having a twin." A smile twitched on his lips. "And then she pulled this. I'm sorry that she ambushed you."I had to contemplate what he had just said for a moment before I could say anything."You wanted to ask me out?" I eventually managed to get out."Well, yeah." He finally looked at me again. "I thought that was obvious.""Definitely not.""It was to Alice." He chuckled. "But then again, she knows me better than anyone." He looked down the rua in the direction that Alice and Jasper...

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10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

posted by JBDisneyDemi

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the coração with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”

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Starlight ~ 4. First Sight

posted by DestinyGirl

Well, here you go, Edward's P.O.V!!!:D

4. First Sight

*Edward's P.O.V

It was the first dia of school. Again. Hopefully this year——our last ano in Forks High School——will be just a little mais interesting than our last two years, but why hope? Nothing interesting was going to happen here——high school of all places.

I heard that there were at least three new students this year. Alice thought nonchalantly as she stared out the window.

I rolled my eyes——more than half of the school population were thinking about the new 'hot kids.' I was slightly surprised to find them thinking of them...

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Unexpected gifts [11]

posted by Tatti

Hi guys, sorry that I haven’t post anything in a while, but I hope you’ll forgive me:D I’ve got some unexpected things popped to myself too so I’ve decided to end this story sooner than I planned. Thanks to all who followed and commented it, I really really appreciate that.

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11th chapter Ending

Bella

“So there are mais like you with Volturi?” Edward asked in shock, I guess my face was a bit shocked too. Jalley just nodded.
“There are six of us. The bad news that the rest of them, differently from us, are very satisfied with their lives in Volterra.”
“But why it should be a problem,...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(chapter Nineteen

posted by moolah

Rosalie’s P.O.V:
I couldn’t believe they were making me come along with them to bail out the stupidest people in the world. Carlisle drove por Bella’s house, past the diner, and to the station. On the door their was a sign with please come back later. I sighed fakely and said, “Oh well, we’ll just have to go home.” Emmett looked over at me and rolled his eyes. Carlisle looked over at Esme, who was sitting in the front seat, “Es, should we call in?” Esme smiled, “Sure, darling, after all they are our children. And daughter-in-law.” “I couldn’t have said it any better my...

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The Family trono Chapter 5

posted by daja625

I'm so sorry it took me so long I had a little trouble with my thoughts. Please comment and tell me what you think. Enjoy

Chapter 4
“You will have to mais to love” I said looking down and robbing my stomach. He was confused at first then he realized what I meat and said “your pregnant” whispered with a soft kiss and I nodded. Then Rosalie stepped out with a horrid facial expiração “but how”? She asked then I unwound my fingers from Edward and smiled. “Be cause I’m half human for the time being like Jasper wanes was” I said they all looked at Jasper. Jasper was mad know “Bella”...

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Starlight ~ 3. The Connection

posted by DestinyGirl

Thx for all of the awesome comments! I hope I don't let you down on this one, it's one of my favorito chapters because it really starts things! And now... Starlight!:D

Disclaimer: Twilight does not belong to me! But I do own Kyle and Annie!XD

3. The Connection

I met up with my brother and sister at the lunchroom doors after classes.

"Finally! Now we won't be able to get a mesa, tabela of our own!" Annie complained as she led us into the heavy populated lunch gathering for humans.

"Sorry," I mumbled as we each picked up a tray of food. It was pizza——something I've eaten only one time before.

"Hmm . ....

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In the normal world chapter 2

posted by KatiiCullen94

"Hey, dad, I'm going to the Blacks to see jacob after school, do you think you can organise your own dinner?," i asked when in my rush down the stairs. I was running late for school again.
I hope that charlie understand that when i said organise, i mean order pizza not cook, i want to come início to a house, not ash.
"Ok Bells, One cheese pizza should be enough" he snickered. Charlie had been given days off from work lately, for his back. He fell while taking out the trash. It was then when i realised that my clunsiness was in fact gene related.
i scuffed over to his side, struggling to get on my...