perfection or vanity

Hatchet: Last time on Total Drama Anime, the contestants had a rough day. I mean a REALLY ROUGH DAY! *laughs* in the end, Tate won the animal challenge and chose Cole to share the reward. On the other hand, Issac was eliminated. Who will survive? Who will win? Find out right here on TOTAL…DRAMA…ANIME!
*theme song*

Jenny: Oww!!! No Hospital for the hurt! That sucks!
Marissa; I know, right? My ankle had a bad twist ‘cause of the stupid animals.
Hibo: We probably deserved that. I have not 1 feeling. I can’t get hurt.
The rest of the girls: As if!
*in the boys cabine on the other hand were totally...

In this fanfic, Duncan is making a video to show to all of the slash fãs explaining why he doesn't like Harold...

WARNING: This contains slash, as in a boy/boy pairing. DuncanxHarold. Don't like it, don't read it.

Genre: Humor/Romance
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The video flashes on, revealing Duncan sitting at a chair in a room that's painted mostly black and green. He's glaring at the camera when he begins to speak.

Okay, so I've been going on fansites recently. Yeah, that's right-- fanfiction.com or fanpop.net or whatever the hell it's called. DevilArt and all that crap. I was grounded...

Courtney: Up!
Courtney and Izzy: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, and Sierra: Up!
Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, and Lindsay: Up!
Harold: Sing!
Harold and Cody: Sing!
Harold, Cody, and DJ: Sing!
Harold, Cody, DJ, and Tyler: Sing!
Heather, Leshawna, Bridgette, Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, and Lindsay: We're flying.
Alejandro, Noah, Harold, Cody, DJ, and Tyler: And singing.
Everyone except for Gwen, Duncan, Ezekiel, and Owen: We're flying and we're singing!
Sierra: Come fly with us!
Sierra and Cody: Come fly with us!
Izzy: We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust! Haha!
Bridgette: Come fly with us!
Bridgette and Lindsay: Come fly with...

I did the parody of the parody of tik tok midnight beast (it does have a slighty different beat than tik tok por kesha)here are the original lyrics link . i tried to use anymany characters as i could

Wake up in the morning feeling like Sierra.(That’s girl’s crazy)
Grab my remote, turn to the show
It’s the Total Drama era,
Cuz the new episode is on
Yah, I’ve been waiting a week
Oh no someone posted a spoiler now the ending is leaked
I'm talking Heather beijar Alejandro
She then pushed him down a volcano
He should have took the doe
So, I guess that means, uh, she won...
Chris wont give a raise...

chris:last time on total drama the contestant went trick or treat & mike made an allince with izzy & ezekiel but, in the end duncan & courtney went home
chef:double bubber truber
chris:um... okay
*theme song*
uknown vocie:and welcome to camp wawanaka aka total drama island
trent:who was that
every one but trent:mmmm
alex:was it chris
sammy:ohh he is sooooo cute
mike:ok... oi zeek & izzy come
izzy:what ahh you poor thing you can`t even walk
ezekiel:yea he limps eh
mike:never mind that... remeber the plan
ezekiel & izzy:yea huh *nods*
kirby:why oh why did you choose her... duncan
ruby:hey...

Chris:Ok, bebês It's Now Feeding Time.
Heather:I Got My Bottle.
Chris:So You're All Set Then, Heather.
Lindsay:Do We Have To Sit In High Chairs?
Courtney:Yeah, We're Babies. Remember?
Noah:I'll Try And Sit Up Straight!
Izzy:Feeding Time, Already?
Owen:Yes, Gimme Some Food!
Chris:Just A minuto Owen. I'm Getting It!
Sierra:I'm Not Eating.
Leshawna:Sierra, You Need To Eat!
Cody:I Must Be Eating!
Tyler:We're Eating In A Minute.
Trent:I Can Hardly Wait.
Duncan:I'm Not Doing This. It's Stupid! (Takes Off His Diaper)
Gwen:That's Disgusting!
Sadie:It Burns.
Katie:It's A Living Nightmare!
Bridgette:Duncan, Put Your...

*theme música plays*

Chris: welcome to total dram Video games

Chris: today is the team challenge to find our team captains!!

Duncan: just tell us what our game is

Eva: yeah i want the MONEY!!!

Chris: todays game will be Call of Duty Modern warfare 2

Chris: it will be a 24 person free for all match where the last 3 people alive will the captains of our 3 teams!!

Chris: you will now be teleported into the video game

Sadie: wait

Gwen: what

Chris: bye *teleports the kids into Modern warfare 2*

*in the game*

Countdown Clock: 3...2...1... Begin!!

*everybody runs and hides*

*Camera goes to Ezekiel*

Ezekiel: ok just...

Bears and Interdependence


“Lindsay,” Courtney growled, “why the heck am I wearing this…piece of material?!”

Lindsay pouted at her. “So that a lot of boys would come to the booth,” she answered. “I told you that you’re awesome-ly pretty, but your wardrobe is too…not showy. I mean, it’s really stylish…if you’re going to a funeral.”

Courtney scoffed. “I am not wearing black, though!”

“Or maybe church!”

Courtney sighed heavily and looked at herself at the full-length mirror. She grimaced. She was wearing what looked like school-girl clothes. She wore a plaid skirt...

This fanfic is about a mystery TDI girl. It may be obvious who it is though. I try and keep it mysterious. Anyway here is my first chapter!


The teenage girl sat awake in her cama all night long. She occasionally got up to use the restroom or get a snack. She got herself up and over to the window. She pulled the curtain away only to see the dark of the night. Even the rua lights had burned out. She sighed and walked to the closet. She grabbed some clothes and took a shower. After she had finished getting ready, she went outside to take a walk. She walked alone that night, just as she did every...