Chris: Welcome to TOTAL DRAMA MENTAL! This season is going to be wild! Reallllly wild! So first off we need to introduce the new victims i mean uh, contestants! Our first contestant is Callie!
Callie: Hiiii! Im callie! Yay! Im the first one here!!!
Chris: Congrats you are the first person here! And here comes our seguinte contestant! KAYLA!
Kayla: Hello Chris! Whats up?
Chris: Im good thanks for asking! Oh look here comes our seguinte contestant... Comett!
Comett: Hi Chris, will there be Mushrooms where we are staying? I hope not!
Chris: Um, No... we dont grow mushrooms around here... Okay then... here comes our seguinte contestant! CEDRIC!
Cedric: Hello Chris, Im Cedric. Its nice to see all these ladies here.
*All the girls giggle*
Chris: Okay thennn..... seguinte up is Jacob.
Jacob: Hiya! Im Jacob but you can call me Jake.
Chris: yadda yadda yadda, me not caring lets get on with this, seguinte up is Wren!
Wren: oi everybody!
Jacob: *runs up to Wren* HI! IM JACOB! Your pretty!
Wren: Um i only encontro, data guys from Harvard...
Jacob: i AM from Harvard. *grins*
Wren: Then maybe you'll get lucky.
Jacob: *faints*
Chris: Um... okay... seguinte arriving is... Vikki!
Vikki: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! IM VIKKI! oi EVERYBODY WHATS GOIN ON! IMMM SOOOO HAPPY TO BE HERE!
Chris: i can see that... now lets get going! seguinte up is... APRIL!
April: Hi everyone. Im April. I hope we all become great friends!
Chris: me too, when im DEAD! anyways... Our seguinte person,contestent,thing is JEN!
Jen: oi Chris! Whats up?
Chris: Im being a host... so lets get a mover on this chicken stand!
Wren: A chicken stand?
Chris: YES! A CHICKEN STAND! NOW OUR seguinte CONTESTANT IS... Selena!
Selena: oi everybody!
Vikki: HA! YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS SELENA GOMEZ!HA!
Chris: um... okay, the seguinte contestant is...um... oh right! Its Kelsey!
Kelsey: Hi im Kelsey!
Jacob: I had a girlfriend named Kelsey once!
Kelsey: Allright then?
Chris: seguinte contestant is... Ally.
Ally: Are there any bees here! There better not be!
Chris: There are bees por the flores so i wouldnt be smellin the flores if i were you... seguinte up is... wait... there is no mais contestants! Wow, only two boys? it must be a girl dia today.
Kelsey: A girl day? is there such thing?
Chris: In my mind...
Jen: um... okay then...
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To be continued...
Callie: Hiiii! Im callie! Yay! Im the first one here!!!
Chris: Congrats you are the first person here! And here comes our seguinte contestant! KAYLA!
Kayla: Hello Chris! Whats up?
Chris: Im good thanks for asking! Oh look here comes our seguinte contestant... Comett!
Comett: Hi Chris, will there be Mushrooms where we are staying? I hope not!
Chris: Um, No... we dont grow mushrooms around here... Okay then... here comes our seguinte contestant! CEDRIC!
Cedric: Hello Chris, Im Cedric. Its nice to see all these ladies here.
*All the girls giggle*
Chris: Okay thennn..... seguinte up is Jacob.
Jacob: Hiya! Im Jacob but you can call me Jake.
Chris: yadda yadda yadda, me not caring lets get on with this, seguinte up is Wren!
Wren: oi everybody!
Jacob: *runs up to Wren* HI! IM JACOB! Your pretty!
Wren: Um i only encontro, data guys from Harvard...
Jacob: i AM from Harvard. *grins*
Wren: Then maybe you'll get lucky.
Jacob: *faints*
Chris: Um... okay... seguinte arriving is... Vikki!
Vikki: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! IM VIKKI! oi EVERYBODY WHATS GOIN ON! IMMM SOOOO HAPPY TO BE HERE!
Chris: i can see that... now lets get going! seguinte up is... APRIL!
April: Hi everyone. Im April. I hope we all become great friends!
Chris: me too, when im DEAD! anyways... Our seguinte person,contestent,thing is JEN!
Jen: oi Chris! Whats up?
Chris: Im being a host... so lets get a mover on this chicken stand!
Wren: A chicken stand?
Chris: YES! A CHICKEN STAND! NOW OUR seguinte CONTESTANT IS... Selena!
Selena: oi everybody!
Vikki: HA! YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS SELENA GOMEZ!HA!
Chris: um... okay, the seguinte contestant is...um... oh right! Its Kelsey!
Kelsey: Hi im Kelsey!
Jacob: I had a girlfriend named Kelsey once!
Kelsey: Allright then?
Chris: seguinte contestant is... Ally.
Ally: Are there any bees here! There better not be!
Chris: There are bees por the flores so i wouldnt be smellin the flores if i were you... seguinte up is... wait... there is no mais contestants! Wow, only two boys? it must be a girl dia today.
Kelsey: A girl day? is there such thing?
Chris: In my mind...
Jen: um... okay then...
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To be continued...
chris:last time on total drama dynamite...we had a water gun war,and kari got shot,she was elimnated.there is 4 contestants left:selena,kate,megan,and nicole.who will avoid elimnation today?!find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris approached the challangers:your challange:cleaning the comminual johns!any objections?!the one who objects gets voted off..
nicole:IM NOT DOING THIS!THIS IS GROSS!
chris:then see ya nicole..
who will win?!find out seguinte time on total drama dynamite episode 8,with our remaining 3 contestants!
chris approached the challangers:your challange:cleaning the comminual johns!any objections?!the one who objects gets voted off..
nicole:IM NOT DOING THIS!THIS IS GROSS!
chris:then see ya nicole..
who will win?!find out seguinte time on total drama dynamite episode 8,with our remaining 3 contestants!
Vannessa,Diamond,Crystaale, and sasuke walked down the streets. Not going anywhere. Just walking. Why? No reason. And what else were they doing? Talking. Of course. The conversation shifted from Vannessa's new pierced tounge,Diamond's new earings,Crystaale's toyota, to Sasuke's greatest fear. They walked into the movie theater, bought tickets, and sat down to watch "The propasal". They laughed their heads off, Cried, and no geral, global had an awesome day.The pranced home, for a wicked slumber pary. Vannessa in her Black PJ's , Diamond in her rosa, -de-rosa ones , Crystaale in her Blue ones, And Sasuke in her yellow ones.They had A BLAST!
THE aleatório END
THE aleatório END
----------------------------------------------------"i will destroy the world... after my cofee break" later that dia "um mr.cop can i destroy the world?" "sure" "thanks" later again "yay my lazer is almost powered" butler comes in "um sir" "D:< shut up" butt sir" "i said shut up you mother f**kin b***h" " butt sir" big explosion "i tried to warn you" sees ghost "holly s**t" dies of fright "what"
*Im shopping with courtney,bridgette,izzy and lindsay*
Lindsay:Ooooo!I amor this shirt! Aren't they adorable?
Courtney:Lindsay,you're only holding one shirt.
Bridgette:I think this is cute.
*
*Bridgette holds up a baby blue hoodie*
Me:That would look really good on you.
Lindsay:Ooo!and you should tie up you're hair with it!
Courtney:Uh,oh.Here comes Gwen...*snickers*..and she's with her parents,her little brother and cody is following her.
Gwen:I don't want to be in here.
gwen's mom:Joe,put that down!
*Gwen's little brother is holding up panties*
JoeEwwwww!Gwen isn't this the one you have?
*We all laugh*
Gwen:What?You're here?
Courtney:*Snickers*Come on girls,our pedis are scheduled right now.
*At Pedi-Yeti(the nail salon)*
Lindsay:I just amor the pedi-yetimascot! it's cute,furry...kinda like my new top!
Bridgette:I agree,this place is awesome.
Lindsay:Ooooo!I amor this shirt! Aren't they adorable?
Courtney:Lindsay,you're only holding one shirt.
Bridgette:I think this is cute.
*
*Bridgette holds up a baby blue hoodie*
Me:That would look really good on you.
Lindsay:Ooo!and you should tie up you're hair with it!
Courtney:Uh,oh.Here comes Gwen...*snickers*..and she's with her parents,her little brother and cody is following her.
Gwen:I don't want to be in here.
gwen's mom:Joe,put that down!
*Gwen's little brother is holding up panties*
JoeEwwwww!Gwen isn't this the one you have?
*We all laugh*
Gwen:What?You're here?
Courtney:*Snickers*Come on girls,our pedis are scheduled right now.
*At Pedi-Yeti(the nail salon)*
Lindsay:I just amor the pedi-yetimascot! it's cute,furry...kinda like my new top!
Bridgette:I agree,this place is awesome.
oi my name is Harold. oi my name is Napoleon.
Hows a goin, sick hair, yeah im good and yeah it
pretty much took me a while to do. Harold- Do you
gave any sick gel I can borrow for my hair. Yeah
i can pretty much gurantee u I can get you a sick
bottle. Napoleon- Can you give us one of you yo
yo's for my troop meeting. I guess, if only we
switch glasses. Sure yours a pretty sick too,
so I guess it won't matter.I have allergoes so i
keep sneezing so dont mind, so do I. I went to
camp last ano and I learned sick magic tricks, I
could teach if you want. No i alrady went!
Oh wel,, seeyeah!
Hows a goin, sick hair, yeah im good and yeah it
pretty much took me a while to do. Harold- Do you
gave any sick gel I can borrow for my hair. Yeah
i can pretty much gurantee u I can get you a sick
bottle. Napoleon- Can you give us one of you yo
yo's for my troop meeting. I guess, if only we
switch glasses. Sure yours a pretty sick too,
so I guess it won't matter.I have allergoes so i
keep sneezing so dont mind, so do I. I went to
camp last ano and I learned sick magic tricks, I
could teach if you want. No i alrady went!
Oh wel,, seeyeah!
1. Diva's tag team
Lindsay and Beth v.s. Eva and Heather
2. Last man standing
Cody v.s. Trent with gwen
3. Triple threat
Izzy v.s. bridgette v.s LaShawna
4. 5 man battle royal
Tyler v.s. DJ v.s. justin v.s. Noah v.s. Eziekiel
5. Special referee Hell in the Cell
Duncan v.s. Harold Ref: Owen
Please give me mais ideas for matches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay and Beth v.s. Eva and Heather
2. Last man standing
Cody v.s. Trent with gwen
3. Triple threat
Izzy v.s. bridgette v.s LaShawna
4. 5 man battle royal
Tyler v.s. DJ v.s. justin v.s. Noah v.s. Eziekiel
5. Special referee Hell in the Cell
Duncan v.s. Harold Ref: Owen
Please give me mais ideas for matches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!