Me:YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

Duncan:Whatever

Me: SHOW ME YO PANCAKE MIX!!

Duncan: Shut up!

Me: SEE,YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX,YOU LIAR!!!

Duncan: >.<



Duncan: oi Noah,wanna play a game?

Noah: Sure what is it?

Duncan: 2 truths 1 lie,I'll tell you 3 things and to have to guess which is the lie

Noah: Okay

Duncan: 1)My favorito color is blue..2)I f*cked you're girl-friend when you were away on you're church mission.

Noah: ._.

Duncan: and 3)You're mom gave me my 1st blow-job when I was 13 and she swallowed..

Noah:.-.

*Three minutos later*

Duncan: Dude seriously,obviously my favorito color is green *points to his Mohawk*

Noah: >.< *tackles Duncan*

Duncan:OW!!THATS MY FUCKING BALLS!!

Me: WTF?!?!

(The End)