Chris: Welcome to the newest, most destructive, addicting and action packed tv show yet TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!
Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!
Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!
Chris: the contestants-
geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro
Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!
Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE
Edge: thats right the first episode of this show is graced por the presence of me
Chris: edge tell them what there doing
Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one
Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2
Edge: you have 10 minutos to meet us down at the ring
*At the hotel*
Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro
*down the hall*
Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss
Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring
*camera goes to ring*
Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal
*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*
Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan you ass
Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha
Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*
Chris: Geoff is eliminated
Geoff: ahh dammit
Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*
Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated
Duncan: *picks up alejandro*
Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the topo, início rope*
Chris: Duncan is eliminated
Alejandro: I win and all you people suck
Edge: ugh its not over idiot
Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*
Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!
Owen: HA ha yeah
*camera goes to outside the ring*
Edge: ok its the girls turn
*camera goes to ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*
Chris: zoey is eliminated
Annie: *tries to soco terra*
Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*
Chris: annie is eliminated
Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*
Chris: terra is eliminated
Sam: *punches raven* ha loser
Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*
Chris: sam is eliminated
Raven: *pushes penny over the top*
Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN
*camera goes to edge*
Edge: now owen choose your team
Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.
Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.
Chris: the teams names will be
Team Uno:
Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam
Team Dos:
Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie
Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See you seguinte time
Edge: YEAH!!
Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!
Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!
Chris: the contestants-
geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro
Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!
Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE
Edge: thats right the first episode of this show is graced por the presence of me
Chris: edge tell them what there doing
Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one
Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2
Edge: you have 10 minutos to meet us down at the ring
*At the hotel*
Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro
*down the hall*
Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss
Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring
*camera goes to ring*
Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal
*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*
Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan you ass
Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha
Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*
Chris: Geoff is eliminated
Geoff: ahh dammit
Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*
Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated
Duncan: *picks up alejandro*
Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the topo, início rope*
Chris: Duncan is eliminated
Alejandro: I win and all you people suck
Edge: ugh its not over idiot
Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*
Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!
Owen: HA ha yeah
*camera goes to outside the ring*
Edge: ok its the girls turn
*camera goes to ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*
Chris: zoey is eliminated
Annie: *tries to soco terra*
Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*
Chris: annie is eliminated
Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*
Chris: terra is eliminated
Sam: *punches raven* ha loser
Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*
Chris: sam is eliminated
Raven: *pushes penny over the top*
Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN
*camera goes to edge*
Edge: now owen choose your team
Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.
Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.
Chris: the teams names will be
Team Uno:
Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam
Team Dos:
Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie
Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See you seguinte time
Edge: YEAH!!
HEATHER POV: Ugh! Where that blond bimbo got 2? "There you are!" i smiled sweetly as linds & the newby came ova.
COURTNEY POV: Linds took me 2 the front of the skool building. We c a girl with long, black hair, wearing the sluttiest outfit i'd ever seen! "Um, hi" i said nicely. "U r?" she asked me, "Oh im courtney. U r?" i asked. "Heather. I c ure the "new" girl" she said, "Yh" i replied. "So, you guna hang around wiv me?" she asked "Sure", "Gr8! C u l8r! Bye!" she walks off. Wt hav i lt myslf in 4???
TBC..
COURTNEY POV: Linds took me 2 the front of the skool building. We c a girl with long, black hair, wearing the sluttiest outfit i'd ever seen! "Um, hi" i said nicely. "U r?" she asked me, "Oh im courtney. U r?" i asked. "Heather. I c ure the "new" girl" she said, "Yh" i replied. "So, you guna hang around wiv me?" she asked "Sure", "Gr8! C u l8r! Bye!" she walks off. Wt hav i lt myslf in 4???
TBC..
HEATHER'S POV: Uh, another BORING dia of school. I walked to the main door with my BFF, the dumb, pretty blonde, Lindsay. "Who is that?!" she asked me, "How the hell am i meant 2 know? Go and ask HER!"
COURTNEY'S POV: I cant believe how scary this school is. I, i know im the "new" girl and everything but..."Who are u?" a blonde came running ova 2 me, shouting. "Im courtney," i introduced myself "the new girl", "ok, bye" she ran off.
HEATHER'S POV: "She's Courtney, a TOTALLY new girl" lindsay said
TBC...
COURTNEY'S POV: I cant believe how scary this school is. I, i know im the "new" girl and everything but..."Who are u?" a blonde came running ova 2 me, shouting. "Im courtney," i introduced myself "the new girl", "ok, bye" she ran off.
HEATHER'S POV: "She's Courtney, a TOTALLY new girl" lindsay said
TBC...
nelly:rule 1 each week 1 of the contestents from the cast will get pampered at their fake wedding with their lovebird, amor pássaro, agapornis yep rule 2 every1 gets a part of a wedding thing and the team that wins will get something speical with their lovebird, amor pássaro, agapornis rule 3 last of all the thing that u get asigned 2 is going 2 get graded any pergunta first wedding is 4 raynie
raynie:yay i'm the 1 person
nelly:lets throw in a suprise oh gordon
raynie:gordon is here?
nelly:yep
raynie:ehhhhhhhh
gordon:raynie is that u?
raynie:u bet its me
kari was snowboarding waiting for everyone else to wake up.
trent:woah gnarly moves.
kari:heheh thanks.
chris had a meghorn:EVERYONE MEET ME IN THE MESS HALL!
kari fell:GAH!
groan
(she rubbbed her head)
in the mess hall:
kari dumped her tray:SOMEDAY BUT NOT TODAY!
trent:you can have my torrada, brinde kari.
kari smiled at him.
duncan:how can ANYONE eat this slop?!
leshawna:dont know about yall but I aint eating this.
lindsay:me neither.
confessions of kari:
peh todays challange:EATING CHEFS SLOP!
ha!
trent:woah gnarly moves.
kari:heheh thanks.
chris had a meghorn:EVERYONE MEET ME IN THE MESS HALL!
kari fell:GAH!
groan
(she rubbbed her head)
in the mess hall:
kari dumped her tray:SOMEDAY BUT NOT TODAY!
trent:you can have my torrada, brinde kari.
kari smiled at him.
duncan:how can ANYONE eat this slop?!
leshawna:dont know about yall but I aint eating this.
lindsay:me neither.
confessions of kari:
peh todays challange:EATING CHEFS SLOP!
ha!