Zoey: Scott is a real hero! I luv him sooo much!

Dawn: Ora Schmora, lets go tip a cow.

Dakota: The radiation in a cellular phone is too damaging to the human brain when made with contact to the ear.

Jo: You know that hot guy, I like, swear he like, winked at me, like EEEEEEE!

Staci: What's a family?

Anne Maria: I'm not Snooki... who's Snooki?

Scott: B is a real sweet guy, man I just wanna hug him!

Cameron: Yo dawg! Sup my homies!

Mike: Zoey should go back to the streets where she belongs.

Sam: Legolas from The Lord of the Rings is a fag.

Lightning: I. (He usually says Lightning)

Brick: Let's go put a pin on the principal's chair!

B: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!