ilha dos desafios Article: Urban Dictionary: Zoey

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posted by poptrop300

1. AN amazingly gorgeous woman, talented, beautiful, inspiring, a woman without limits to her ability to love. Known for her humungous coração and her sexy figure she will conquer the world without problem.
She is a true definition to perfection, beauty, love, and sweetness.
Pure ownage.
A miracle to be treasured she should never be taken advantage of or for granted.
The builder of my coração and the keystone to my soul.

I think Mike wrote this.

2. An awesome, fun-loving girl who can always make you laugh. Is a great friend and can get you through hard times. NOT a boyfriend stealer. Really pretty and likes to talk. Does not like annoying people, they give her headaches. Really good at math and a very fast worker. Likes to text and go on facebook. You could never find anything bad to say about her.

DandC4evacute and noahnstar1616 like this

Skittyme Haha,it does sound like Mikey wrote that. >u<

AlarconHills Zoey kind of reminds me of Heather.

DandC4evacute this is....SO ACCURATE!

Total Drama USA Episode 0 The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)

posted by totaldramafan01

Total Drama USA
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)

South Carolina~Jessica/John

Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest...

Haley's Hotline|||||#4

posted by OrihimeLuv

Hey, it's me megaDUNCANfan on a different profile...so if you don't mind i'll continue the show......
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Michie:I changed my name back to haley!
Trent:STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME!!!!!
Haley:Ok!
Duncan:Damn!Why's it so hot in here?
Justin:It's b/c i'm here.
Haley:NO!it's not,its b/c the a/c's out!Your ugly as hell, Justin!
Duncan:You need some manteiga for that toast?
Chris:HA!
Heather:*pops out of nowhere*Have you seen Alejandro?
Haley:Yea, I think he went to the mall with LeShawna.
Heather:I will KILL her.....*stomps away*
Duncan:Alejandro's not at the mall with--oh!Ha!...

Total Drama Telethon *SUPRISE FOR SONICLUVER101*

posted by DxCFan123

Kendra: Hi! I'm Kendra, and I will be your host of... TOTAL DRAMA TELETHON! We have some characters from different users on this site. First up, Skittyme's oc, LESLIE!!!!!
Leslie: Hi! I am selling a LIFE SUPPLY OF biscoitos, cookies for only 100 dollars!
*12 of the phones start ringing*
Who got it?
Intern: OLIVIA KNOK FROM ILLINOIS!
Kendra: Now, Courtney785's Liea!!!
Liea: I am selling 500 teddy bears! The bidding starts and 50! FIFTY DOLLAHS! ANYONE?
*phone rings, she answers*
Hello? 90? Yes! It goes to Sophie Holmes from Maine!
Kendra: neonwalflower's Charlie!
Charlie: I am selling 5 copies of Cody's stuffed...

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AleHeather-With You-Chapter Seventeen

posted by RandomFanGirl

"Your bellybutton popped," Alejandro smirked, running his finger over my protruding navel.

I looked down at my stomach, "Oh my gosh, when did that happen?"

"I don't know, but it's cute on you."

He reached over to my lips and kissed me.

"We should really start thinking about a birth plan," He said.

A what?

"A what?" I asked.

"A birth plan, what you're planning on doing after you go into labor, the method, any medications, those things."

"Um, what's the plan where they just rip the baby out of me?"

"That's a C-section."

"I’m not sure what I want right now. Right now, I like the idea of that. Do you know...

AleHeather-With You-Chapter Thirteen

posted by RandomFanGirl

Damn it! Why did Courtney have to go into labor now? Why did she have to do it when Alejandro was obviously in the middle of doing something very important? And why did Trent have to speak up when he could see what was going on? Why?

Immediately, Courtney’s scream came from inside, “Trent, get me to a hospital!”

“Are you guys coming of what?” Trent asked nervously.

I stood up angrily, “Can’t you see that we were in the middle of something?”

Alejandro stood up from the ground and placed a hand on my shoulder, “It’s all right, mi amor. My pergunta can wait.”

I scowled. No, it...

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AleHeather-With You-Chapter Eight

posted by RandomFanGirl

We got to the doctor's office at the hospital without a problem. Alejandro opened the passenger door for me and I got out of his car. He took my hand, leading us into the building. We made our way to the doctor’s office; I signed in and we sat down in a couple of the waiting room seats.

One thing I noticed was that most of the other women there were a lot older than I was. Their stares were disapproving, I could tell. They all thought it: I was a slut, a whore. I knew they thought it. There wasn’t a ring on my finger and I looked my age of eighteen. Their stares dug into me like a knife....

Parody of tik tok (parody of midnight beast's parody) Total Drama Version

posted by gggyrl6

I did the parody of the parody of tik tok midnight beast (it does have a slighty different beat than tik tok por kesha)here are the original lyrics link . i tried to use anymany characters as i could

Wake up in the morning feeling like Sierra.(That’s girl’s crazy)
Grab my remote, turn to the show
It’s the Total Drama era,
Cuz the new episode is on
Yah, I’ve been waiting a week
Oh no someone posted a spoiler now the ending is leaked
I'm talking Heather beijar Alejandro
She then pushed him down a volcano
He should have took the doe
So, I guess that means, uh, she won...
Chris wont give a raise...

TOTAL DRAMA DETENTION! ep.1

posted by nanacrystal

Sierra kept on kicking the back of my seat.

"Could you stop that please?" i asked in fear.
"NO!" She screamed.
she was only mad at me because i asked Gwen to go to the Winter dance and not her. And Gwen agreed. i am pretty sure she only agreed because she had nobody else to go with. besise, Courtney practically FORCED duncan to go so she could get gwen mad.
i also think it is so crazy that Chris is our teacher. i think Chris mightve paid our parents to send us to this school so he could have better ratings for this season. i have to admit though, being in a High school, is where all the Drama is....

Gwen And Trent Song!

posted by NoahxCourtney77

A Song I Think Fits Gwen And Trent Even Though They Broke Up =(
*Swears Once Or Twice*

I'm in trouble
I'm an addict
I'm addicted to this girl
She's got my coração tied in a knot
And my stomach in a whirl

But even worse
I can't stop calling her
She's all I want and more
I mean damn
What's not to adore?

I've been playing too much guitar
I, I've been listening to jazz
I called so many times
I swear she's going mad
And that cellular will be the death of us
I swear, I swear

And oh
O-oh, o-oh, o-ooh
Oh

I'm running my mouth
Just like I got her
But I surely don't

Because she's so
O-oh, o-oh, o-ooh
Rock 'n roll
And out of my league...

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Total Drama The Musical Episode 1 part 5 The Elimination

posted by agtimm

*Confessionals*

Zack: Um, I guess i vote off Ronny.

Briony: Bye Ronny!

Duncan: I guess, I vote off Briony? eh, i dont know why, but i hate her.

Lindsay: I vote off Duncan!

Lexxi: I uh, i dont know... *closes eyes and picks up someones name* i vote off Duncan.

Rochelle: I vote off Ronny.

Ronny: I vote off Duncan...

Bridgette: I vote off Ronny. Sorry!

Karen: i vote off Ronny...Sorry girl.

*Confessionals end*

Chris: So, this is a shocker! 1 vote for Briony!

Briony: WHAT!?!

Chris: 3 votes for Duncan!

Duncan: pfft....

Chris: And with 5 votes....Its....Ronny...

Ronny: WHAT!?! VOTED OFF FIRST?!? COME ON!! UGH...

Chris: Goodbye Ronny! You are now required to go on the Bus of Shammme!

*Ronny gets on the bus of Shame*

Chris: Stay tuned for the seguinte episode of TOTAL DRAMA THE MUSICALLLLL!

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For Those Who Read 12th Grade Kills!

posted by NoahxCourtney77

Ok So, I Just Relized Somtihng Today. For All Mah Vlad Tod fãs Dosen't The Vlad, Snow, And Mereidth amor triângulo Remind You Of The Duncan, Courtney, And Gwen One? I Mean Think About It! Mereidith And Courntey Are Like Preppy And Stuff And Then Gwen And Snow Are Goth. And Then In The End Both Boys Pick The Goth Girl! The Only Differnece Is That Courntey Isn't With Anyone Else Yet. So Joss Could Be...Hmmm..Noah! lol. I Just Thought That Was Weird. Im On Team Snow And Then Team Courntey. So...Yeah =)

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ellen and her twin brother part 1

posted by gothemo1234

before ellen and duncan were born everything was paceful and all the kids will always play outside and go to the park but one dia everything change now no kid whould play outside

ellen:come twin brother lets go beat up cody intill he crys

duncan:good idea twin sister

soon they go to jail and cops always check on them

duncan:ellen to u have the rope?

ellen:yes duncan

everytime they get out of jail they beat up poeple and scare them

trent:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ellen:hahahahahah

duncan:hahahah

trent:plz dont kill me plz

ellen:WERES OUR MONEY

trent:(starts crying)i dont know

ellen:(pulls out gun)

mom:duncan...

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total drama high school part 1

posted by tdigirl3496

feno babe what are you doing asked Geoff.

nothing i see Courtney said Bridgette

hi courtney said Bridgette

hi Bridgette said courtney

what are you doing asked Bridgette

im wating for duncan i need to talk to him said courtney

with the guys

feno man said Trent to duncan and geoff

feno they both said back

have you seen gwen asked trent

no they both said

i hope dhes ok said duncan

me to said trent

duncan see courteny feno princess wats up he asked

nothing can we talk alone for a minet asked courtney

yeah said duncan

duncan i amor you so much but i am moving to New york said courtney

what duncan said all up set

i will miss you so much why do you need to go asked duncan

my dad got a new job there so we are moving with him said courtny

i have to go to class now bye duncan said courtney

i will miss you so much said duncan

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total drama drama world tour our way (owenizzyx & iloveduncan) episode 13 the final 5

posted by owenizzyx

chey:last time on total drama duncan & lindsay were are new couple causing dj to go início what will happen this time on total drama world tour
*losers part*
lindsay:i hate this part
leshawna:yea me too i miss dj or um... harold sorry harold
bridgette:i,m suprised you made to the final 5 alejandro
alejandro:i,m suprised you did
bridgette & alejandro:grrrrr...
*winner part*
duncan:i amor having this place to myself
chey:for enertaiment you guys have to sing a song about how happy you are to make it this far
*song starts*
bridgette:well i really do like cauuse i,m going to win and alejandro betyter...

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Total drama Video games!! Ep 4 Rock Band!!!

posted by dxarmy423

*Theme song plays*

Chris: last time on Total drama video games we saw Cody and Duncan hit the bricks

Chris: so who will go início today find out now!!!

*Camera goes to the hotel*

Harold: man Im thirsty *goes to get soda in the kitchen*

*Alejandro and Heather Making out in the kitchen*

Harold: MY EYES!!! *runs away*

Chris: *on intercom* all contestants denunciar to the stage now*

*at the stage*

Chris: todays game is a secret

Gwen: really??

Lindsay: aww man!

Chris: just kidding its Rock band

Alejandro: hmmmmm..

*Confessional*

Alejandro: I am a master at rock band and violão, guitarra hero

*Ends*

Chris: ok we need 3 people from...

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total drama world tour our way (owenizzyx & iloveducan6) episode 9

posted by owenizzyx

chey:last on total drama our cast headed to california were tyler broke up with lindsay and lost his chance at 1 million dollars what will happen this time on total drama world tour
*losers part*
lindsay:he broke up with me me i will kick his
katie:calm down we can win this time
lindsay:yea right
leshawna:white girl mad speaking of white oi justin your going início this time
justin:well i got a head band and a soar what can chey do to me this time
bridgette:what do you mean
justin:nothing
*winner part*
duncan:yes we won
gwen:no duh honey
courtney:ewwww
alejandro:maybe a kiss from me courtney
courtney:sure...

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Total Drama back to the future episode 1"1888:Don't fear the ripper"part 2

posted by SlimShady33

*in time fation going past years*
Kayla:PLEASE NOT VICTORIAN!PLEASE NOT VICTORIAN!
Tammy:CALM DOWN!
Jake&lin:*make out*
*time macien lands in Victorian,London*
Doc:*opens time maciene*We are in Victorian,London,1888!
Kayla:Of cours!
Dani:Can we do whatever we want?
Doc:OFCOURS!!!!!!
Patrick:*runs away with Dani*
Gered:*fallows them*
Tammy:WOW!LOSERS!
Lin:*laughes*
Doc:BUT......Every place we go,we need to drop 1 persone every place!
Everyone:AW MAN!!!!!!!
Jack the Ripper*spies on them*
Erica:Um.....guys!*stares at jack the ripper*
Kiara:*grabs arm*C'MON MAYBE I CAN MEET SOMEONE FAMOUSE!!!!!!!!
Erica:Ok......*stares at jack the ripper*
Jack the ripper:*hides*
Doc:RUN AROUND!!!!!!!!
Everyone:*goes somewhere*
Jake:Where the hell are we?
Lin:I don't know!
*meanwhile:Jake the ripper:*pops out*
Gered:*screams like a girl*sorry,!
Jake the ripper:*kiddnapes gered*
part 3 coming soon!

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toal drama world tour our way (owenizzyx & iloveduncan6) episode 6

posted by owenizzyx

chey:glarp he he donger
justin:i think she means last time on total drama world tour our cast headed to hawaii and noah got votted off what will happen this time
(justin beijoca, smack a whip)
justin:will anyone be seguro hahaha
*losers part*
courtney:hey chey can i push gwen off
gwen:what no
dj:where is she
alejandro:i don`t know
duncan:please take me back
courtney:no
duncan:gwen wanna go out
gwen:sure
leshawna:let me be the leader
sierra & bridgette:no
*winner part*
lindsay:where are we going next
tyler, sadie & kadie:i don`t know
justin:chey is in the hospitle so sing
(justin beijoca, smack a whip)
gwen:hurry up and sing...

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total drama goth vs emo ep 3

posted by gothemo1234

tak:bye zoey

lucas:who were u talking too?

tak:my friend zoey heres a pic of her

lucas:hey thats my girlfriend

tak:wow

chirs:ok everone chanllge is to

tak:kill

chirs:no its prom dia and theres only two boys so i boght the tdi boys

(all th girls srcam but not tak)

chirs:ok all the boys ask the girls out

lucas:ok tak will u come with just friends

tak:ok

trent:i dont like none of these girls

chirs:i hope that will happen and angel is back

angel:hi im angel

trent:hi im trent and will u come the prom with me?

angel:ummmmmmmm

tak:SAY YES

angel:ok

(at night)

blaze:(dark vioce) thanxs for taking me duncan

duncan:ok u...

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amor triângulo mayhem ch. 1

posted by Fangirl99

Team Amazon, who lost the challenge in Sweden, was back in economy class. Sierra was trying to cheer up cody about Gwen being gone, though it wasn't working to well. And Courtney and heather were talking about none other than Alejandro.

"He's just so perfect!" Courtney said. "I mean, look at him! Tan,muscular, hot..."

Hearing all this made Heather want to drool, but at the same time, she had finally had it.

"Ok, will you shut up already!" she snapped. "I mean, yeah hes hot, he's sexy, we all know you think so!Now, shut up!'

Courtney was about to tell heather off, but just then, Owen and Duncan...