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xVanilla-Saltx said:
Stefan's okay. Don't get me wrong, if you take all the men in the world, and compare him, besides a few, he looks pretty darn good. However, he's hot in a Roman gladiator kind of way - gorgeous, but still just a human. Then you have Damon (DAMON, not DEMAN; I'm sorry but repulsive spelling just irks me to no end), who, if you compared to the entire world of men, he's definitely at the front. He's hot in a god kind of way, like he's the male counterpart of Aphrodite. He's just that gorgeous. When I see Stefan, I think, 'He's cute.', but when I see Damon, my stomach feels all fluttery and I'm mais like, 'OMG OMG I'M GONNA DIE; I'M HYPERVENTILATING OVER HERE. *dies because I am not worthy of his gorgeousness*" Ha, just kidding - him and myself would make gorgeous children. Yummy just to think about it. So, yeah, you go ahead and take Stefan; not a loss on my part.
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