Ways to tick off a PJ fan.
This is my list, what’s yours?
1/ When you see a group of PJ fã talking ‘bout him, pretend to cadastrar-se them and say: “Oh, you guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so amor him!”
2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”
3/ Tell him/her that you heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked you to kill all demigods (fake or real) you know.
4/Tell them that HP is better than PJ because he has a scar!
5/ Compare PJ with HP and Twilight Saga each time you meet a fan.
6/Tell the fãs that R.R should back to school and learn how to write or about Greek Myths.
7/ Tell them that R.R just announced on his blog that he will drop out THO and will never write about Greek demigods anymore.
8/ Spread the rumours that PJ will die in the new series.
9/ Tell the fãs that PJ is a bad grandkid since he beat his granddad, Kronos.
10/ Try to convince the fãs that PJ rip HP off!
11/ Say bad words to PJ when you go to the sea with a PJ fan.
12/ Tell them PJ is a traitor, because he eats…seafood!! (Although you have absolutely no idea if he does or not.)
13/ Tell them that R.R has no orginal bones since he rip off the Greek Myths and Egyptian Myths (Yeah, PJ and the entire THO series based on those, right?) And maybe one dia he will rip off the Norse Myths or Chinese Myths or Vietnamese Myths or maybe Stories about aliens from space!!!
14/ Instead of calling him PJ, use the word “Seaweed hero” when you talk to a fan.
15/ When you eat seaweed with a fan, say this. “Uhm, Yum, this Percy is so…delicious!”
16/ Tell a crazy fã of PJ (who also thinks him/herself a demigod) that you saw a monster looking progressivo, para a frente to eating him/her.
17/ Take him/her for a stroll after a like-cat-and-dog rain to see if he/she keep staring at the rainbow, waiting, calling Iris name to talk to PJ. Remember to take a picture!
18/ Tell a die hard fã of PJ books (and hate the movie) that you just amor the movie so much that you think it should win an Oscar for Best Picture of the year, also Best Achievement in Directing (Best Director) for Chris Columbus.
19/ Tell another die hard fã that you idolize Mr. Chris Columbus and are waiting for the seguinte PJ movie which is (hopefully) as good as the 1st one, por him too, of course.
20/ Tell them that you wonder if PJ (or his immortal father) has resonsibility for making the world floods?
21/ Tell the fãs who is waiting for TLO that Percy actually wasn’t missing as they thought. He just…ran away to find another girlfriend (that mean he doesn’t amor Annabeth anymore).
22/ Tell the fãs that you have read the newest vol of THO series before them and then tease them with some made up stories.
23/ cadastrar-se a fã discussion then say. “Oh, I amor Percy, especially when he…stole the Helm of Invisiblity then use it as a cool capacete to drive to Hollywood.” Or some other making up stories like that.
24/ Just say, “Percy sucks, he beat my favorito character, Kronos.”
25/ Tell them you’ve just found the location of Camp Half-Blood then lead them to Japão or VietNam, perhaps Himalaya will help (none of which of course, has Camp Half-Bood or Pure Blood).
26/ Tell them you have the secret card of the lift to go up straight to Mount Olympus and ask them for big bucks to give the card.
27/ Tell them that Mount Olympus has moved to their country and give them a making up direction to that fake mountain.
28/ Tell them that their evil teacher is a bloodsucking monster that is hungry for them.
29/ Tell them that the 2nd PJ movie is shooting. And the place is near their home. So they will go there and attack the filmakers who have ruined their PJ image.
30/ Convince them to cadastrar-se a PJ club online which turns out later to be a PJ anti-fanclub.
Hope you guys like my article.
If those ways above do tick you off, then I'm success. Hey, hey, it's just for fun. Wait, wait, don't hit me. Oh, tomatoes, so sweet. Oh, no, tomatoes thrown por you destroyed my face. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! Daddy!!! Mommmy!!! Help! The PJ fãs are hungry for my flesh!!!
This is my list, what’s yours?
1/ When you see a group of PJ fã talking ‘bout him, pretend to cadastrar-se them and say: “Oh, you guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so amor him!”
2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”
3/ Tell him/her that you heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked you to kill all demigods (fake or real) you know.
4/Tell them that HP is better than PJ because he has a scar!
5/ Compare PJ with HP and Twilight Saga each time you meet a fan.
6/Tell the fãs that R.R should back to school and learn how to write or about Greek Myths.
7/ Tell them that R.R just announced on his blog that he will drop out THO and will never write about Greek demigods anymore.
8/ Spread the rumours that PJ will die in the new series.
9/ Tell the fãs that PJ is a bad grandkid since he beat his granddad, Kronos.
10/ Try to convince the fãs that PJ rip HP off!
11/ Say bad words to PJ when you go to the sea with a PJ fan.
12/ Tell them PJ is a traitor, because he eats…seafood!! (Although you have absolutely no idea if he does or not.)
13/ Tell them that R.R has no orginal bones since he rip off the Greek Myths and Egyptian Myths (Yeah, PJ and the entire THO series based on those, right?) And maybe one dia he will rip off the Norse Myths or Chinese Myths or Vietnamese Myths or maybe Stories about aliens from space!!!
14/ Instead of calling him PJ, use the word “Seaweed hero” when you talk to a fan.
15/ When you eat seaweed with a fan, say this. “Uhm, Yum, this Percy is so…delicious!”
16/ Tell a crazy fã of PJ (who also thinks him/herself a demigod) that you saw a monster looking progressivo, para a frente to eating him/her.
17/ Take him/her for a stroll after a like-cat-and-dog rain to see if he/she keep staring at the rainbow, waiting, calling Iris name to talk to PJ. Remember to take a picture!
18/ Tell a die hard fã of PJ books (and hate the movie) that you just amor the movie so much that you think it should win an Oscar for Best Picture of the year, also Best Achievement in Directing (Best Director) for Chris Columbus.
19/ Tell another die hard fã that you idolize Mr. Chris Columbus and are waiting for the seguinte PJ movie which is (hopefully) as good as the 1st one, por him too, of course.
20/ Tell them that you wonder if PJ (or his immortal father) has resonsibility for making the world floods?
21/ Tell the fãs who is waiting for TLO that Percy actually wasn’t missing as they thought. He just…ran away to find another girlfriend (that mean he doesn’t amor Annabeth anymore).
22/ Tell the fãs that you have read the newest vol of THO series before them and then tease them with some made up stories.
23/ cadastrar-se a fã discussion then say. “Oh, I amor Percy, especially when he…stole the Helm of Invisiblity then use it as a cool capacete to drive to Hollywood.” Or some other making up stories like that.
24/ Just say, “Percy sucks, he beat my favorito character, Kronos.”
25/ Tell them you’ve just found the location of Camp Half-Blood then lead them to Japão or VietNam, perhaps Himalaya will help (none of which of course, has Camp Half-Bood or Pure Blood).
26/ Tell them you have the secret card of the lift to go up straight to Mount Olympus and ask them for big bucks to give the card.
27/ Tell them that Mount Olympus has moved to their country and give them a making up direction to that fake mountain.
28/ Tell them that their evil teacher is a bloodsucking monster that is hungry for them.
29/ Tell them that the 2nd PJ movie is shooting. And the place is near their home. So they will go there and attack the filmakers who have ruined their PJ image.
30/ Convince them to cadastrar-se a PJ club online which turns out later to be a PJ anti-fanclub.
Hope you guys like my article.
If those ways above do tick you off, then I'm success. Hey, hey, it's just for fun. Wait, wait, don't hit me. Oh, tomatoes, so sweet. Oh, no, tomatoes thrown por you destroyed my face. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! Daddy!!! Mommmy!!! Help! The PJ fãs are hungry for my flesh!!!
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