4x06 Cherokee Hair Tampons

Token:We Should Be There por Now. Maybe We Missed A Turn. I Guess I Should Have Taken A...Wait A Minute.
Token:Let's Go This Way!
Token:Come On, Phillipe! It's A Shortcut. We'll Be There In No Time!
Token:This Can't Be Right. Where Have You Taken Us, Phillipe? We'd Better Turn Around...And...Whoa...Whoa Boy, Whoa Phillipe. Oh, Oh! Look Out!
Token:Back Up! Back Up! Back Up! Good Boy, Good Boy. That's Good, That's--Back Up! Steady. Steady! oi Now. Steady. Phillipe? Oh No! Help! Is Someone There?
Token:Hello? Hello?
Kyle:Old Fellow Must Have lost His Way In The Woods.
Butters:Keep Quiet! Maybe He'll...

SFG- *smacks forehead* I'm sick of these stupid questions...
Kyle- OMG! Cartman, what did you ask?!!?
Cartman- Me?!?! how about you!
SFG- No, guys. Here's the question: YouTube or not?
Cartman and kyle- YES! *turn to each other* HEY!
SFG- *smacks forhead again* I'm REALLY sick of these two...
Cartman- Hey, oi Micks!
SFG- *sighs* What?Cartman- What did you say to Kyle the other day?
SFG- nothing. I just asked him to answer the perguntas honestly. Now, I want resoning in this answer. Cartman, why do you say yes to YouTube?
Cartman- It may be a pain, like Kyle, but its useful, unlike Kyle.
Kyle- .....-_-...

Trey Parker:Once Upon A Time, In A Faraway Land, Young Prince Kyle Lived In A Shining Castle. Although He Had Everything His coração Desired, The Prince Was Spoiled, Selfish And Unkind. But Then, One Winter's Night, An Old Beggar Woman Came To The castelo And Offered Him A Single Rose In Return For Shelter From The amargo, amarga Cold. Repulsed por Her Haggard Appearance, The Prince Sneered At The Gift And Turned The Old Woman Away, But She Warned Him Not To Be Deceived por Appearances, For Beauty Is Found Within. And When He Dismissed Her Again, The Old Woman's Ugliness Melted Away To Reveal A Beautiful...

Kenny:Heh! Oh Boy! Wendy's Gonna Get The Surprise Of Her Life, Huh Clyde.
Clyde:Yep. This Is Her Lucky Day!
Clyde:I'd Like To Thank You All For Coming To My Wedding. But First, I Better Go In There And...Propose To The Girl!
(Pip, Jimmy And The Others Laugh)
(Shelly, Red And Annie Cry)
Clyde:Now, You Kenny. When Belle And I Come Out That Door--
Kenny:Oh I Know, I Know!
Clyde:Not Yet!
Kenny:Sorry!
Wendy:Clyde, What A Pleasant...Surprise.
Clyde:Isn't It Though? I'm Just Full Of Surprises. You Know, Wendy. There's Not A Girl In Town Who Wouldn't amor To Be In Your Shoes. This Is The Day... This Is The Day...

“Come on! Come on!” I whined as I flipped through the shows on my TV. “Oh for the amor of God, how much longer!?”
    “Are you still waiting for the new South Park episodes?” asked my mom, entering my room.
    “Mom, you don’t understand! I’ve been waiting for the segundo half of season fourteen to come out for five months now,” I said. “Every dia time is slowing down. It’s like…waiting for Christmas…times a thousand.”
    “You’re just going to have to be patient until October sixth,” my mom told me...