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posted by darkkhorn19
Horn awoke, realizing his life sucks donkey ass. He got up out of cama and decided to make his breakfast but, unfortunatly for him. He had two roommates that act mentally retarded. So he had to make them some eggs with bacon. Then he see's that their is no mais comida left in the fridge.

seguinte he decides to take a hot bath because he smells like a fat man that had jogged a thousand miles in poo. But he then remembers what always happens when he does that. (Shana barges in to pee) so he decided not to.

Then he decides to go outside and get some fresh air. To his suprise their is a large octopus-like demon out there, so he engages in battle with it and emerges victorious. Even though his clothes are tattered, (fangirls scream) and he can barely stand up.

He stomps around town, and notices a man staring at him happily. Horn thinks he is a homosexual and beats the fag out of him.

He then enters his local bar and orders a drink. Once he gets it, he drinks, and drinks, and drinks.

ten hours, one hundred eighty-six bottles, and two hundred fourty-one shots of bourbon later.

Horn is beating up mobsters with chairs, tables, and empty bottles. Blood is everywhere and gore is creeping out the cut bodies of dead mafia members. after the last one is truly dead, Horn exits the establishment.

Horn returns home, finding out the roof is gone and a fogo has taken place. He doesn't give a sh*t and plotzes down on his bed, and sleeps.
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"Does that look right?" Olley said as he handed the mood changer to Rocket. Rocket looked at it for a little. "Yeah looks good but i guess we won't know until we use it on Bullet huh." Rocket said. Carter walked in and Rocket accedently pulled the digger. The raio, ray hit Carter and he flew agaisnt the wall. "DAD!" cried Rocket as he ran over to him. Carter sat up and shook his head. "Dad are you ok?" Rocket asked. "Actally for the record i feel quite disabled." Carter said. Rocket looked at him. "Uhh dad i am alittle smarter than you and i still get all of that." Rocket said. Carter looked back...
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Sonic and Shadow are still fighting while all me and Tails could do was sit and watch.
"This fighting is meaningless" I said.
Sonic and Shadow turned to me. Knuckles rushed into the room. "Guys!!!! Theres a bomb set up in the control room!" he screamed. Shadow's eyes widened. "Quick, get everyone out of here!" he yelled. "We cant!" Sonic hissed. A loud crash filled the room and the walls started to vibrate. "I told you!" screamed Knuckles.

"Its clear what we must do" said Shadow.
Sonic and Tails nodded. "What?" I asked. "Everybody hold on" said Shadow. Everybody joined hands. "CHAOS CONTROL!" screamed...
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