The name’s Fang. Most of my time is spent at início in my “bed” leitura comics.
But before I start telling you about my lame life, I might as well tell you from the begging. Well, here it goes…
It all started on a starry, moonlit night. I was in the graveyard talking to my friend Victor.
One thing about Victor is that he died when we were five. We’ve both gotten used to him being a ghost. Nothing about him has really changed, except his age.
“Fang, you’re going to have to drink mortal blood soon,” he told me for the millionth time.
“I don’t want to be a full vampire, Victor,” I hissed at him.
“Isn’t it called a vampHOG for your species?”
I rolled my eyes. I really didn’t care what it was called when you’re a hedgehog.
“Whatever, Victor. But I’m not going to become a vampire. I’m already a fledgeling.”
He sighed, which surprised me. He never sighs.
We heard something, possibly a person, coming our way. Victor went back in his grave, and I hid.
“I’m telling you, sir. There are monsters here!” said a girl’s voice.
“Your sensors are probably right, Jade. But they’re not here. How about you stay here and look around and see if you can find anything. And remember; Monster Hunters have not fears.”
After what that man had said, my coração skipped a beat. If I still had one.
“Yes, sir,” said the one called Jade.
The man left.
Now I saw her way better. Her pele, peles was night sky blue and perfect if I do say so myself. In her Monster Hunter suit, she looked real beautiful.
I know what you’re thinking. Being partially a monster, we wouldn’t be able to encontro, data or anything. Nor do you care what I say about her. But I was willing to take my chances.
I got up and hid my fangs. Then, I walked up to her.
“Hi, there,” I said. I know. Real smooth.
She turned around, shocked that someone else was here.
“Hi…” she said nervously.
“Fang, what are you doing?” whispered Victor.
“Shut up, Victor.”
“Huh?” She looked at the grave. “Oh, was this your friend before he died?”
I swallowed hard. “Yes, he was and still is.”
She looked at me as if I was crazy. I guess that’s what I get when I try to pass myself off as a mortal.
“So, ah, you’re a monster hunter?”
“Yeah. Most people see it as weird.”
I gulped down my fears and finally said, “I-I don’t think it’s weird.”
She looked up at me mystified. Then she smiled.
“My names Jade,” she told me.
“Fang. Nice to meet you, Jade.”
“Fang? Isn’t that like a vampire name?” she asked.
I had to think of something quickly.
“My parents were really weird. They had a hard time figuring out what the name me,” I said quickly.
She laughed. Then her phone rang.
She then sighed, “I got to go. Maybe I’ll see you again, Fang.”
“I’ll be in the graveyard probably,” I told her.
“Visiting an old friend, I presume?” she said and gestured toward Victor’s grave.
“Yeah…”
She smiled, and then walked away.
“Someone’s in amor with a Monster Hunter,” Victor mused as he came back to the surface.
“What? I am not. You’re a crazy ghost,” I told him.
He shrugged.
We both looked to the east.
“Sunrise. You better get somewhere dark.”
“Right,” I said.
Victor then went back into his grave for the day, and I headed for a dark, dank, cave.
I couldn’t sleep. I even tried to turn into a bat and sleep that way. No such luck.
Once night came, I headed to the graveyard.
When I got there, Victor and another friend of mine, Gabe, were waiting there for me.
“What’s the werewolf doing here?” I asked.
“I didn’t invite him. He just came.”
“Fang, I’ve heard you’ve fallen in amor with a monster hunter,” he said, then laughed at me.
I gave Victor the “If you told everyone about it, you’re dead” look. But he’s already dead, so…
“If that girl comes back Fang, you’re going to have to tell her.”
“And what if I don’t?” I hissed.
Before Gabe or Victor could answer, Jade came.
Victor panicked and made himself look like he’s living, and Gabe made sure he didn’t turn into a werewolf like creature.
“Hi, Fang. Are these friends of yours?”
I looked at them both then said, “Yeah. This is Gabe, and this is V—“
I stopped myself before I said Victor because she would figure out that it’s his ghost. And we don’t want that, do we?
Jade gave me a wary eye.
She then said, “Thought I’d just drop por before I went on my hunt for monsters with my group. I might not be back for awhile, Fang.”
My ears drooped down. I didn’t want her to leave for awhile.
“Jade, come on!” said someone.
Then a bunch of people came from behind the trees.
“Jade, are these friends of yours?”
And here we go again, I thought.
“Yeah. I told them I won’t be back for awhile.”
“Alright. Let’s go then,” said one of them.
“Kay. Bye Fang, Gabe, and…?”
“Vince,” I said quickly.
Victor elbowed me. How can a ghost do that?
“Bye Jade,” I said with a sigh.
All of them then left. When I thought they were gone, I cursed in Romanian.
“Whoa! Language!” yelled Gabe.
“Shut up Gabe.”
I stormed off about to cry and made sure none of my friends were following me. When I got back to my cave, I fell asleep.
It had been about two weeks since Jade left and I was quite cranky. My urge to drink mortal blood was starting to overwhelm me.
“Fang, just drink some mortal’s blood!”
“No!” I yelled shaking to death even though I’m already dead.
Gabe then came and I yelled, “Get out of here, Gabe!”
That surprised us all. I’ve never yelled at Gabe, or Victor before.
“Fang, you’re going to need to drink mortal blood!”
“No!”
Now Victor was just annoying me. If I could grab his spotted tail…
That’s when Carter, a Nile crocodile, came to see what was going on.
“Hey monster friends! Sup?”
Now, Carter can be a little ridiculous. Just letting you know.
“Hey Carter. Fang fell in amor with a monster hunter!” laughed Gabe.
I starred at Gabe for the longest time.
Victor then shouted, “Mortals! Hide!”
We all knew this drill way to well not to get it.
We all hid.
I then heard a familiar voice.
“I’m telling you, there’re monsters here! I just know it!”
Jade, I thought.
“Hm… Maybe they’re still here…” said one of the monster hunters with her and tapped on Victor’s headstone.
I started sweating. What if they figure out that I’m a fledgeling?!
And of course because I was nervous, my fangs came out.
I heard their foot steps. Then I heard Gabe scream.
“What does it say?” asked Jade.
“A level 7 werewolf.”
When Gabe loses his mind, he freaks out and tramples people. Of course he did that to me!
“Are there anymore?” she asked as some monster hunters went after Gabe.
“Yes, Jade. It seems that a fledgeling is here.”
Crud, I thought.
My instincts told me: Run. And that’s just what I did.
But before I start telling you about my lame life, I might as well tell you from the begging. Well, here it goes…
It all started on a starry, moonlit night. I was in the graveyard talking to my friend Victor.
One thing about Victor is that he died when we were five. We’ve both gotten used to him being a ghost. Nothing about him has really changed, except his age.
“Fang, you’re going to have to drink mortal blood soon,” he told me for the millionth time.
“I don’t want to be a full vampire, Victor,” I hissed at him.
“Isn’t it called a vampHOG for your species?”
I rolled my eyes. I really didn’t care what it was called when you’re a hedgehog.
“Whatever, Victor. But I’m not going to become a vampire. I’m already a fledgeling.”
He sighed, which surprised me. He never sighs.
We heard something, possibly a person, coming our way. Victor went back in his grave, and I hid.
“I’m telling you, sir. There are monsters here!” said a girl’s voice.
“Your sensors are probably right, Jade. But they’re not here. How about you stay here and look around and see if you can find anything. And remember; Monster Hunters have not fears.”
After what that man had said, my coração skipped a beat. If I still had one.
“Yes, sir,” said the one called Jade.
The man left.
Now I saw her way better. Her pele, peles was night sky blue and perfect if I do say so myself. In her Monster Hunter suit, she looked real beautiful.
I know what you’re thinking. Being partially a monster, we wouldn’t be able to encontro, data or anything. Nor do you care what I say about her. But I was willing to take my chances.
I got up and hid my fangs. Then, I walked up to her.
“Hi, there,” I said. I know. Real smooth.
She turned around, shocked that someone else was here.
“Hi…” she said nervously.
“Fang, what are you doing?” whispered Victor.
“Shut up, Victor.”
“Huh?” She looked at the grave. “Oh, was this your friend before he died?”
I swallowed hard. “Yes, he was and still is.”
She looked at me as if I was crazy. I guess that’s what I get when I try to pass myself off as a mortal.
“So, ah, you’re a monster hunter?”
“Yeah. Most people see it as weird.”
I gulped down my fears and finally said, “I-I don’t think it’s weird.”
She looked up at me mystified. Then she smiled.
“My names Jade,” she told me.
“Fang. Nice to meet you, Jade.”
“Fang? Isn’t that like a vampire name?” she asked.
I had to think of something quickly.
“My parents were really weird. They had a hard time figuring out what the name me,” I said quickly.
She laughed. Then her phone rang.
She then sighed, “I got to go. Maybe I’ll see you again, Fang.”
“I’ll be in the graveyard probably,” I told her.
“Visiting an old friend, I presume?” she said and gestured toward Victor’s grave.
“Yeah…”
She smiled, and then walked away.
“Someone’s in amor with a Monster Hunter,” Victor mused as he came back to the surface.
“What? I am not. You’re a crazy ghost,” I told him.
He shrugged.
We both looked to the east.
“Sunrise. You better get somewhere dark.”
“Right,” I said.
Victor then went back into his grave for the day, and I headed for a dark, dank, cave.
I couldn’t sleep. I even tried to turn into a bat and sleep that way. No such luck.
Once night came, I headed to the graveyard.
When I got there, Victor and another friend of mine, Gabe, were waiting there for me.
“What’s the werewolf doing here?” I asked.
“I didn’t invite him. He just came.”
“Fang, I’ve heard you’ve fallen in amor with a monster hunter,” he said, then laughed at me.
I gave Victor the “If you told everyone about it, you’re dead” look. But he’s already dead, so…
“If that girl comes back Fang, you’re going to have to tell her.”
“And what if I don’t?” I hissed.
Before Gabe or Victor could answer, Jade came.
Victor panicked and made himself look like he’s living, and Gabe made sure he didn’t turn into a werewolf like creature.
“Hi, Fang. Are these friends of yours?”
I looked at them both then said, “Yeah. This is Gabe, and this is V—“
I stopped myself before I said Victor because she would figure out that it’s his ghost. And we don’t want that, do we?
Jade gave me a wary eye.
She then said, “Thought I’d just drop por before I went on my hunt for monsters with my group. I might not be back for awhile, Fang.”
My ears drooped down. I didn’t want her to leave for awhile.
“Jade, come on!” said someone.
Then a bunch of people came from behind the trees.
“Jade, are these friends of yours?”
And here we go again, I thought.
“Yeah. I told them I won’t be back for awhile.”
“Alright. Let’s go then,” said one of them.
“Kay. Bye Fang, Gabe, and…?”
“Vince,” I said quickly.
Victor elbowed me. How can a ghost do that?
“Bye Jade,” I said with a sigh.
All of them then left. When I thought they were gone, I cursed in Romanian.
“Whoa! Language!” yelled Gabe.
“Shut up Gabe.”
I stormed off about to cry and made sure none of my friends were following me. When I got back to my cave, I fell asleep.
It had been about two weeks since Jade left and I was quite cranky. My urge to drink mortal blood was starting to overwhelm me.
“Fang, just drink some mortal’s blood!”
“No!” I yelled shaking to death even though I’m already dead.
Gabe then came and I yelled, “Get out of here, Gabe!”
That surprised us all. I’ve never yelled at Gabe, or Victor before.
“Fang, you’re going to need to drink mortal blood!”
“No!”
Now Victor was just annoying me. If I could grab his spotted tail…
That’s when Carter, a Nile crocodile, came to see what was going on.
“Hey monster friends! Sup?”
Now, Carter can be a little ridiculous. Just letting you know.
“Hey Carter. Fang fell in amor with a monster hunter!” laughed Gabe.
I starred at Gabe for the longest time.
Victor then shouted, “Mortals! Hide!”
We all knew this drill way to well not to get it.
We all hid.
I then heard a familiar voice.
“I’m telling you, there’re monsters here! I just know it!”
Jade, I thought.
“Hm… Maybe they’re still here…” said one of the monster hunters with her and tapped on Victor’s headstone.
I started sweating. What if they figure out that I’m a fledgeling?!
And of course because I was nervous, my fangs came out.
I heard their foot steps. Then I heard Gabe scream.
“What does it say?” asked Jade.
“A level 7 werewolf.”
When Gabe loses his mind, he freaks out and tramples people. Of course he did that to me!
“Are there anymore?” she asked as some monster hunters went after Gabe.
“Yes, Jade. It seems that a fledgeling is here.”
Crud, I thought.
My instincts told me: Run. And that’s just what I did.
