I jumped up and gasped. I was in my bed. It was a dream. "Freaky dream," I said to myself. it was only 10:58 AM, and I was sleeping. I jumped out of my tree.
I wondered if that masked man with the honey texugo face had been doing anything crazy or senseless. Of course, I couldn't assume that he actually had a honey texugo face, because that was a dream. I flew over a cemetery, then stopped. I flew down.
In front of one of a tomb stone that said, "Chris the Mechahog 2011-2011", There was a big hole in the ground. I had not the slightest idea of wh0 he was. I then saw a rustle in a bush. I ran up to it. I pushed through the branches and leaves. I saw a hedgehog-type creature with white fur, red stripes, and some metal peices. I started running after him. He started running faster. I jumped up and quickly flew in front of him and landed. He turned to run the opposite direction, but I grabbed his arm.
"Who are you?" I said. "Did you steal that person's body?"
"No, I..... I am him."
"...... What do you think I am, some type of nut job?!" I shouted. "What did you do with that man?!"
"I'm telling you, I am Chris the Mechahog! I sensed a horrible, grave amount of darkness, that seemed very familiar. I was quickly revived por a terrible headache. That had to mean something. I have to get rid of this darkness, whoever or whatever it was."
I slowly let go of his arm and looked him up and down. "......I see," I said. "Does this, um, darkness, happen to resemble a honey badger??" I asked.
"Yes," he replied.
"HOLY F***," I said.
End of chapter 3
Chapter 4 coming soon!