Following the trend of composição literária those 'WHO KNOWS THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING?!" stories.
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Stab.
Stab.
Tee hee.
Stab.
Stupid brother. His face is a'bein' on mah punching bag. The zebra hopping around my garagem like a gay little bastard just continued to do so. It licked my mangusto bike. Gaywad.
There was a knock at dah door. My brother peeked his head in. MephilesTheDark tackled him and beat the living shit out of him. She received a cookie.... And she swallowed it in one bite.
Afterwards, in repeatedly jumped on Raymond's head, crushing it in about 3 segundos flat. Puppetmaster111 giggled at my insanity. BlackRoseLove stared at her dead cousin with wide eyes, then started laughing maniacally. I was so proud of her.
The zebra licked Puppetmaster111's face. The faca I was holding met the zebra's neck. THEY ARE SUCH A HAPPY COUPLE 8D. As the zebra was coughing up blood on my newly mopped floor, I put it out of it's misery.
Dad quickly walked in. He looked at the zebra, his eldest son, me, BlackRoseLove, then walked out. There was a big crash outside :D.
"I GOTS TO DO CHORES... FUCKIN zebra RUINED MAH FLOOR...!"
Everyone was gone as soon as I said that.
I did chores.
THE END.
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Stab.
Stab.
Tee hee.
Stab.
Stupid brother. His face is a'bein' on mah punching bag. The zebra hopping around my garagem like a gay little bastard just continued to do so. It licked my mangusto bike. Gaywad.
There was a knock at dah door. My brother peeked his head in. MephilesTheDark tackled him and beat the living shit out of him. She received a cookie.... And she swallowed it in one bite.
Afterwards, in repeatedly jumped on Raymond's head, crushing it in about 3 segundos flat. Puppetmaster111 giggled at my insanity. BlackRoseLove stared at her dead cousin with wide eyes, then started laughing maniacally. I was so proud of her.
The zebra licked Puppetmaster111's face. The faca I was holding met the zebra's neck. THEY ARE SUCH A HAPPY COUPLE 8D. As the zebra was coughing up blood on my newly mopped floor, I put it out of it's misery.
Dad quickly walked in. He looked at the zebra, his eldest son, me, BlackRoseLove, then walked out. There was a big crash outside :D.
"I GOTS TO DO CHORES... FUCKIN zebra RUINED MAH FLOOR...!"
Everyone was gone as soon as I said that.
I did chores.
THE END.