Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do you feel about Snape?
2.    How do you feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did you choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying you already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind you of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...