link and I saw something similar at the link, and we just had to get a list together for Severus as well

1) Take Sirius to the vet to get him neutered.
2) Take Remus to the vet to get him neutered.
3) Hit Sirius with a newspaper on his nose and say “Bad dog!” just because you feel like it.
4) Introduce Dumbledore's leg to Sirius' new girlfriends as Sirius' ex.
5) Pretend to throw a frisby around Sirius...or Remus (it wastes a lot of their valuable time trying to retrieve a non existent object)
6) Stop with the conspiracy theories and telling everyone Cedric Diggory is “still walking around,...

I didn't write this. I found it link

I don't know if you've noticed, but a healthy percentage of the otherwise perfectly sane women in this country have gone into heat over Snape.

Snape, for those of you have been living under a toadstool and aren't familiar with him, is the baddie wizard in the Harry Potter series. He's the surly Potions Master, and his primary function is to look puckery and to simmer with barely-contained hatred everytime he sees Harry Potter.

Sexy Snape is played in the film por Alan Rickman. Since I live with a horny Alan Rickman fan, I'm already aware that AR has a devoted...

I was going to put this in the links section,but I wanted to focus on the lyrics itself,not the actual song.


***(Beast):Remember the first dance we shared?
Recall the night you melted my uglyness away?
The night you left with a kiss so kind
Only a scent of beauty left behind
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Belle):Ah, dear friend I remember the night
The moon and the dreams we shared
Your trembling paw in my hand
Dreaming of that northern land
Touching me with a kiss of a beast
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(Beast):I know my dreams are made of you
Of you and only for you
Your ocean pulls me under...

Chapter 5

Fred Weasley was buried in the afternoon. Harry and Hermione went with the Weasleys as they were considered part of the family. On the dia after, Ron, Hermione and Harry, and the remaining members of the Order of the Phoenix, came back to Hogwarts to bury one of their fellows, Professor Severus Snape. A few students were there too, as well as the faculty and staff. The three Malfoys were there too, to Harry’s surprise.

A few yards from Dumbledore’s tomb, a hole had been dig to receive Severus Snape’s body. Hermione had decided to remain with Eileen Snape, who welcomed her gladly,...

It's not mine i found it here link





1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate seguinte to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him you roubou his teddy bear.

8. Tell him you won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him you were just kidding and said teddy urso has already...

Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter series

1.

Befuddled and Thunderstruck


When an unfamiliar owl arrived at Hogwarts three weeks prior to the start of school, no one noticed.

When Headmaster Dumbledore read the message the unfamiliar owl had delivered, the place was in an uproar. The professors worried about the outcome. The professors tried to reason amongst themselves about this unexpected news. The professors successfully managed to keep this surprise a secret from one certain professor, whom they knew would be greatly affected por this information. The only other individual the professors...

She had arrived that morning, early; Snape watched her from one of the many arched windows and wondered vaguely who she was and why she was there. He hadn't thought about her again until she showed up in Potions class. She was very polite, didn't interfere and didn't ask any questions, though clearly she was interested in the tasks the students were performing. He thought perhaps she was a parent, interested in sending a child to Hogwarts; it was not unheard-of, Magicals overseas opting to send their children here, though he'd never heard of one from her...Nation...attending. But as he studied...

1)Discipline your mind!

2)How touchingly paternal, Black. Perhaps Potter will grow up to be a felon, just like his godfather!

3)Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah, yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best.

4)Which one of you can tell me the difference between an animagus and a werewolf?

5)How extraordinarily like your father you are Potter, he too was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle.

6)For your information Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood make a sleeping potion so powerful it is...

Entrepreneurs are often called the backbone of the economy. They are policy makers which encourage the growth of small businesses along with creating jobs in the economy. The task and role of entrepreneurship in the market are now considered to be healthy for the economy at large. But what makes it so important?

Successful entrepreneurs like Mr AG Ganguly tend to be naturally competitive. Their ability to think outside of the box, let’s see through many of the easy respostas which could benefit the industry. The fresh take of entrepreneurs also is a thriving reason for the growth of the economy....

Yes this is where I rant about how stupid it was for him to have died the way he did and then some. Maybe when I look back I'll realize that perhaps I'm being overzealous, but you know what too bad. Rowling killed my favorito character and she didn't do it the right way. I know its her book and her characters and her plot, but she can't pull that card when it comes to Snape.

I figured that he was going to die. Dreaded it, but I just figured that with a character like that he wouldn't have much to go for. After all he was the man who killed Dumbledore and even if he had survived the ordeal there...

Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do you feel about Snape?
2.    How do you feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did you choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying you already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind you of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...

Chapter 3

Hermione wanted to be left alone. She needed time to digest all the events of the last days. So she remained with the only person that would never speak to her anymore. Professor Severus Snape. She would not miss his scathing remarks, but she would surely miss his deep, silky voice.

He was peaceful now and she truly wished he had found peace at least. She was caressing his face gently, marveled por the softness of his raven hair, when she heard someone entering the room. She turned her head and saw a woman that looked familiar to her, coming to her.

Hermione gasped. She recognized the...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Professor Severus Snape: [to Dumbledore about Harry] You've kept him alive so that he can die at the proper moment.

Professor Severus Snape: [to the Hogwart's students] If anyone here knows any knowledge of Mr. Potter's movements this evening, I invite them to step forward... now.
Harry Potter: [Stepping out of the crowd] It seems despite your exhaustive defensive strategies, you still have a bit of a security problem, Headmaster.

Professor Severus Snape: For myself and a few select members of staff, this news comes as little surprise. We...

__snape's tale__

there was a dark castle
a prince it hides inside..
under his black cloak
a crying child you'll find

he's not bad
just mysterious,
never will trust,
he's all suspicious.

he's so sad
and so unspoken,
with too much love
his coração was broken..

behind your eyes,
he'll cast a spell,
to know the truth
your memory will tell..

his amor potion
he wont even use
accept it or not,
his charm you cant refuse..

behind his stares
that nearly stabbed,
are those special looks
that i almost grabbed..

when lupin is a werewolf,
and he is a prince,
what would you prefer,
a bite or his glimpse?

he seemed to hate harry
but no,...

Chapter 2 : Boarding the train on platform 9/34

Severus didn’t see anyone he knew there. Once on the train, he walked past a compartment. He quickly recognised Lily. But she was not alone four boys there too. Their names were James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettegrew.
“Lily come on. Let’s go somewhere else.”. James eyed Severus. They stared for long segundos without breaking eye contact. Something about it looked bad and it was indeed.
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When they arrived a Hogwarts, he first years were sorted into their house. The houses were Grffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin....

Hermione/Severus

Heart over Mind por Regann
Link: link
Summary: Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a amor potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble?
Length 27 chapters - COMPLETED

His True esmeralda Loyalties por Avanel
Link: link
Summary: What if it was not amor for Harry's mother that kept Snape loyal to Dumbledore? What if it was amor for Harry's time-traveling best friend?
Length: 8 chapters -COMPLETED

The First Faint Glimmer por Ladymage Samiko
Link: link
Summary: A little light leitura and a chance comment lead...

1.    Call him Snap.
2.    Post Lily and James pictures, videos, picks, links, etc...
3.    Remind him it was always going to be James
4.    Ship Snape and James
5.    Ship Snape and Wormtail
6.    Ship Snape and Voldemort
7.    Ship him with male characters
8.    Poke him and say "bother" for a really long time.
9.    Call him Snivellus.
10.    Ask him how his latest plot to get the Defense Against the...

Severus Snape was born to Eileen Prince, a witch, and Tobias Snape, a Muggle. Growing up in a Muggle village, Severus was friendless and suffered from his father's tyrannical nature. Like the older Severus, the younger Severus was not the most becoming of persons. An awkward child, he wore over-sized hand-me-downs and sported his signature greasy hair; his character revealed great bitterness at a young age, and an angry, vengeful disposition. However, he was not without hope and optimism as he saw Hogwarts as a means of rising above his situation; an attitude which would ultimately lead him...

Professor Severus Snape (9 January, 1960 – 2 May, 1998) was a half-blood wizard who was the son of the witch Eileen Prince and Muggle, Tobias Snape. During his lifetime, Snape was the Potions master (1981–1996), Defence Against the Dark Arts professor (1996-1997), and Headmaster (1997-1998) of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (which he attended as a student from 1971 until 1978). He was also member of the Order of the Phoenix, and played a very important role in both of the Wizarding Wars against Lord Voldemort.
Shortly before Lily Evans was killed por Lord Voldemort, Snape changed...

This is not directed at anyone; if you take it that way, that's your choice. I'm dealing with some heavy shit right now, I lost a loved one last week, and I just need to vent, and this is as good a place and topic as any.

Again, this isn't aimed at anyone. If you're sensitive, don't read it. If you do and get bent, well, you were warned.

Right.



I think Severus was smart enough to realize that Lily didn't amor him, but they were friends, first and foremost, and he loved her. It's his amor for her, regardless of how she felt about him, and his guilt over her death that drove him. How many of us...