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BIONICPIG QUOTES: (Real name Aaron Brown)

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1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, you know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 2: How did you find me!?
PIG 1: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 2: You don't deserve this.. You don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 1: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 2: What you gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 1: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell you (add voice) you should probably be protecting your IP with a VPN
Pig 2: You son of a cadela, puta did you just use me for a promo add?!
Pig 1: (to audience) Damn right I did
Pig 2: NOOOO-

2: (Ratatoing)
BionicPIG: Man this movie is almost trying to sexualize that rato it's very weir- (PetaJones comes in) Peta?
PetaJones: I just wanted stop bye, and tell you you ''can't'' have sex with a rat
BionicPIG: Eww! Ew that's not even-
PetaJones: Listen listen, the reason you can't have sex with a rat. Is cause not even a rato wouldn't be touching that meat stick of penis you have.
BionicPIG: .............. Did you just insult me?
PetaJones: Oh sorry Pig, PetaJones only spits facts.

3: (Little Valente Toaster)
BionicPIG: So they all go to sleep than torradeira has a nice sweet dream about his mast- (the smoke hand grabbing the kid) ......... Well that's a little disturbin- (the clown appears) OH GOD!!
(it shows torradeira hanging over a tub as there's a evil laugh)
BionicPIG (shocked stare) (singing in head) What the hell, what the was that? What did I seeeeeeeeee?

4: (Reality Check - Cheaters)
Pig 1: (catches Pig 2 making out with a pillow) Oh god!? Why!? How could you cheat on me!?!
Pig 2: Listen listen.. Your gay
Pig 1: What!? I'm not gay!
Pig 2: You're gay! Yeah
Pig 1: I'm gay?!
Pig 2: Well.. You were gay
Pig 1: So I'm not gay!?
Pig 2: Well, I recently decided to become a woman. I mean I still got a dick, I just feel like being a woman right now.
Pig 1: So your- Your not a man!?
Pig 2: Well yeah, you're gay, I'm a man.
Pig 1: Am I suppose to be sad?!
Pig 2: You were gay, but you're not, cause I decided to be a woman. And I'm you so-
Pig 1: So.. We're lesbians!?
Pig 2: Your dicks small.. Your dicks small.
Pig 1: What!?!
Pig 2: I can't deal with it, so now I'm a woman..

5: (Dragon Ball Evelution):
"And there's just something hilarious about goku needing a lift from a ATV.. Goku.. HE CAN FLY!!

6: (The Swan)
"Thanks for liking and subscribing, and kiss.. Your neighbour.. Go right up to them and kiss them... That would probably lead to a lot of problems, but... Yeah, don't do that."

7: (Stuart Little)
"Sense Stuart won the barco race, everyone just accepts him.. What if he lost?!"

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Johnny Lightning Episode 1 Part 1

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Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh oi there. You must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, or bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the system...

The Nut House Episode 5 Part 2

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After leaving The Nut House, Wayne was watching The Santa Clause with Miss. Heart.

Wayne: Honey.
Miss. Heart: Yes?
Wayne: Do you feel like we're lacking any decorations?
Miss. Heart: Not really. Why?
Wayne: *Looks around the house, seeing no natal decorations* If we had any, we would have set them up por now. I did tell you I was going to The Nut House tomorrow, right?
Miss. Heart: No.
Wayne: Well now I did. You wanna cadastrar-se me?
Miss. Heart: I can't. I have the library.
Wayne: Oh. Right. See you when you get back then.

Next day.

Mr. Nut: *Walks out of his bedroom, and goes to the balcony. He looks down...

The Nut House Episode 4 Part 1

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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 4: No Talking

The Nut House is full tonight, and all eight of our main characters are here.

Parker: *Finishes his ribs, and cleans his hands with a napkin* Time for my message. *Stands up with a spoon, and glass. He hits the glass with the spoon five times*
Everyone:...

The Nut House Episode 2 Part 3

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Wayne walked in with Miss. Heart.

Parker: It was them!!!!
Liam: Whoa.
Wayne: What's going on?
Parker: You roubou my book!!
Miss. Heart: How can we steal something if we just arrived?
Parker: Don't play dumb! Where is my book?!
Liam: Parker, let me try something. Try and guess the book Parker brought here.
Wayne: The Godfather.
Liam: I said book.
Wayne: That is a book. You didn't know that?
Liam: What are you-
Miss. Heart: Why do you think the beginning says Mario Puzo's The Godfather?
Wayne: He's the writer of the book.
Liam: I forgot. I haven't seen any of the films in years.
Parker: My book was about birds....

Six Shooters 2 Part 5

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The fotografia was finished being developed, and Harry was back with Alan in his Corvette.

Alan: Where are we meeting the Captain?
Harry: The miniature golf course. He's playing a round with his grand son.
Dispatch: Citizen's denunciar a murder on de praia, praia Avenue in front of Stockton Mini Golf.
Alan: Oh good, we can meet up with the Captain sooner.
Harry: Not that one. He's playing at the one on Jackson Street.

It didn't take long for Harry, and Alan to reach Emily's corpse, still inside her car as it should be.

Alan: We need to mover this out of the way.
Harry: Put off the brakes, and let's get it on the right...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2

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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* You sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, you killed five of the guards, and you don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting seguinte to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you!...

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Lucy's Knight In Shining Armor

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Note: Fairy Tail was created por Hiro Mashima and the animê is done por the studios A-1 Pictures, Statelight, Bridge, and CloverWorks. This is a story for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Lucy Heartfilia was the latest member, of Erza Scarlet's team. The team included a group of people, who had magical powers. Lucy's teammates included Natsu Dragneel, an immature and reckless, but very powerful guy, who had fogo powers, Gray Fullbuster, a chill guy, who had ice powers, and Erza, the leader and the strongest warrior, that the magical world had ever seen.

Lucy felt like she was lacking, in comparison,...

Ronald McDonald insanity

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UN Owen was Ronald McDonald.

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Gran Turismo 6 Soundtrack - Nittoku Inoue - Dr. Awesome

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My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction

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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardente de maçã

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

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Trevor Phillips series: Season 2 episode 1

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(earlier)
Trevor: Is this really nesseary?
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. You been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds)
Voice: You are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs)
voice: My little pónei, pônei is the greatest show you ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little pónei, pônei is the greatest show I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Voice: You will recommend my little pony...

The Bob Newhart Fanfiction

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your dia been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with you three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to...

The Final Episode of Saten Twist Adventures

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Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met you guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most popular ventril-agrgah act in the world....

Saten Twist Adventures; best of Sword and Saten

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SWORD:

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Mastersword as an interviewer: oi princess Twilight. Good having you here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the pergunta is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a pergunta being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. You answered 'none' of my questions. You kinda...

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of fã Fiction 2 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Narrator: We are now at the final part of our tour, back on the Island Of Errol. Little has changed in the past two years, but the Eastern Pacific has a new engine.
Joey: Hello everyone.
Narrator: Joey usually works on freight trains, but will also occasionally help with passengers.
Joey: It's good to be here.
Narrator: Who are you working with today?
Joey: Jerry, and Andrew.
Narrator: Have fun, and keep up the good work.
Joey: Thank you. *Blows his horn twice, and takes off*
Narrator: There's lots of good engines around here. I even stuck my neck out for Jeremy. Mr. Bruce wanted to have him scrapped,...

The Nut House Episode 13 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Parker finished building the bottom section of the snowman. He was rolling up a 2nd snowball which would eventually become the head.

Kevin: My fort's done.
Liam: So is mine. We'll take a break, let mais snow fall down, and get mais ammunition later.
Kevin: *Chuckles* I wonder how Parker's doing.
Liam: He's right there.

Parker finished with the head, and placed it on topo, início of the first big snowball.

Kevin: He's missing the middle section.
Liam: It won't be big if he doesn't have all the parts.
Kevin: I wonder if he realizes what he's doing.
Liam: Let's go ask. *Walks towards Parker with Kevin*
Parker: *Puts...

The Nut House Episode 11 Part 3

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Parker and Kevin were continuing their game of Dig Dug.

Kevin: *Takes down a Fygar, and collects a pineapple* I can't believe these things are worth 8,000 points.
Parker: *Looking at Kevin's score of 41,780* Neither can I. *Looks at his own score. It is 8,700*
Kevin: *Gets hit por a Pooka* Well, looks like that was my last life. Your turn Parker.
Parker: Okay. I can do this.

But as soon as he started, a Fygar got close to him, and burnt him with fire.

Parker: What?!!?
Kevin: Ooh, tough luck.
Parker: *Kicks a tamborete, fezes behind him, but it hurts his foot* Ow! *Jumping up and down on one foot* That's gonna...

Ferris Bueller's dia Off Soundtrack - March Of The Swivelheads - The English Beat

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My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardente de maçã

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

Railworks Race #13 "The Red Dragon"

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Apparently I'm too quiet.

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