1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, you know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 2: How did you find me!?
PIG 1: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 2: You don't deserve this.. You don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 1: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 2: What you gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 1: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell you (add voice) you should probably be protecting your IP with a VPN
Pig 2: You son of a cadela, puta did you just use me for a promo add?!
Pig 1: (to audience) Damn right I did
Pig 2: NOOOO-
2: (Ratatoing)
BionicPIG: Man this movie is almost trying to sexualize that rato it's very weir- (PetaJones comes in) Peta?
PetaJones: I just wanted stop bye, and tell you you ''can't'' have sex with a rat
BionicPIG: Eww! Ew that's not even-
PetaJones: Listen listen, the reason you can't have sex with a rat. Is cause not even a rato wouldn't be touching that meat stick of penis you have.
BionicPIG: .............. Did you just insult me?
PetaJones: Oh sorry Pig, PetaJones only spits facts.
3: (Little Valente Toaster)
BionicPIG: So they all go to sleep than torradeira has a nice sweet dream about his mast- (the smoke hand grabbing the kid) ......... Well that's a little disturbin- (the clown appears) OH GOD!!
(it shows torradeira hanging over a tub as there's a evil laugh)
BionicPIG (shocked stare) (singing in head) What the hell, what the was that? What did I seeeeeeeeee?
4: (Reality Check - Cheaters)
Pig 1: (catches Pig 2 making out with a pillow) Oh god!? Why!? How could you cheat on me!?!
Pig 2: Listen listen.. Your gay
Pig 1: What!? I'm not gay!
Pig 2: You're gay! Yeah
Pig 1: I'm gay?!
Pig 2: Well.. You were gay
Pig 1: So I'm not gay!?
Pig 2: Well, I recently decided to become a woman. I mean I still got a dick, I just feel like being a woman right now.
Pig 1: So your- Your not a man!?
Pig 2: Well yeah, you're gay, I'm a man.
Pig 1: Am I suppose to be sad?!
Pig 2: You were gay, but you're not, cause I decided to be a woman. And I'm you so-
Pig 1: So.. We're lesbians!?
Pig 2: Your dicks small.. Your dicks small.
Pig 1: What!?!
Pig 2: I can't deal with it, so now I'm a woman..
5: (Dragon Ball Evelution):
"And there's just something hilarious about goku needing a lift from a ATV.. Goku.. HE CAN FLY!!
6: (The Swan)
"Thanks for liking and subscribing, and kiss.. Your neighbour.. Go right up to them and kiss them... That would probably lead to a lot of problems, but... Yeah, don't do that."
7: (Stuart Little)
"Sense Stuart won the barco race, everyone just accepts him.. What if he lost?!"
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, you know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 2: How did you find me!?
PIG 1: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 2: You don't deserve this.. You don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 1: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 2: What you gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 1: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell you (add voice) you should probably be protecting your IP with a VPN
Pig 2: You son of a cadela, puta did you just use me for a promo add?!
Pig 1: (to audience) Damn right I did
Pig 2: NOOOO-
2: (Ratatoing)
BionicPIG: Man this movie is almost trying to sexualize that rato it's very weir- (PetaJones comes in) Peta?
PetaJones: I just wanted stop bye, and tell you you ''can't'' have sex with a rat
BionicPIG: Eww! Ew that's not even-
PetaJones: Listen listen, the reason you can't have sex with a rat. Is cause not even a rato wouldn't be touching that meat stick of penis you have.
BionicPIG: .............. Did you just insult me?
PetaJones: Oh sorry Pig, PetaJones only spits facts.
3: (Little Valente Toaster)
BionicPIG: So they all go to sleep than torradeira has a nice sweet dream about his mast- (the smoke hand grabbing the kid) ......... Well that's a little disturbin- (the clown appears) OH GOD!!
(it shows torradeira hanging over a tub as there's a evil laugh)
BionicPIG (shocked stare) (singing in head) What the hell, what the was that? What did I seeeeeeeeee?
4: (Reality Check - Cheaters)
Pig 1: (catches Pig 2 making out with a pillow) Oh god!? Why!? How could you cheat on me!?!
Pig 2: Listen listen.. Your gay
Pig 1: What!? I'm not gay!
Pig 2: You're gay! Yeah
Pig 1: I'm gay?!
Pig 2: Well.. You were gay
Pig 1: So I'm not gay!?
Pig 2: Well, I recently decided to become a woman. I mean I still got a dick, I just feel like being a woman right now.
Pig 1: So your- Your not a man!?
Pig 2: Well yeah, you're gay, I'm a man.
Pig 1: Am I suppose to be sad?!
Pig 2: You were gay, but you're not, cause I decided to be a woman. And I'm you so-
Pig 1: So.. We're lesbians!?
Pig 2: Your dicks small.. Your dicks small.
Pig 1: What!?!
Pig 2: I can't deal with it, so now I'm a woman..
5: (Dragon Ball Evelution):
"And there's just something hilarious about goku needing a lift from a ATV.. Goku.. HE CAN FLY!!
6: (The Swan)
"Thanks for liking and subscribing, and kiss.. Your neighbour.. Go right up to them and kiss them... That would probably lead to a lot of problems, but... Yeah, don't do that."
7: (Stuart Little)
"Sense Stuart won the barco race, everyone just accepts him.. What if he lost?!"
A new Grand Theft Ponies roleplay is about to start, and here is the list of cars featured in the RP.
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It will be on Izfankirby's club.
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It will be on Izfankirby's club.
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