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A Ninja Pirate or Pirate Ninja, also known as a Pinja, is the rare half-breed of the already powerful Pirates and Ninjas. The true origin of this god like race is shrouded in mystery, so secret that many Pinja are unclear on exactly the details of their kind.

Origins of the Pinja:

There are many theories on where or how the Pinja came into existence, none have been verified or proven.

1)    The Royal Union; historians in anterior times have claimed that during medieval times the war between the Pirate and Ninja clans were at a all time high, however while these powerful families...

Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make amor with you.

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until you find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give you a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the...

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God works in mysterious ways

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes,...