Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Your mother's so fat, when they used her...

Having known him a mere two months, ever since I met Nate, my life has felt happier. Having attracted countless stalkers in a short period of time, Nate holds the prestigious prize of "Best Newbie ever," aswell as being so fudging pervy that withint 20 minutos of knowing him, I made a bet that he couldn't be a perv for an entire day.

I lost.

Immediately link por the ussually bitchy OTH community, Nate lurked around the OTH chat, eventually starting a revolution. The Pinja spot. The rest is history.

Why so many people get on with him, I'll never know. Maybe because he's one of the few who don't...