The Return of queen Chrysalis #1 - Non-Brony Reviews

July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies...

1. Whenever you see apples you immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" you say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever you get mad at someone you tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and amor the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to amor ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" you say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. You have MLP fã characters.
6. You tell people to call you por the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and you go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If you see ANYTHING that says "20%" you burst into laughter.
9. If you see the word rainbow, you immediately feel...