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The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.

Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works....

Spike: You guys are such perverts.
Snips: Oh. You say it like its a bad thing.
Spike: It 'is' a bad thing.
Snails: Hey. What's so bad about spying on BonBon and Lyra Armstrong.
Spike: Everything.
Snails: Oh come on. Just tell us who's hotter.
Spike: I don't know. But neither do I care.
Voice: *aham*
Spike: Dash?
Rainbow: You guys aren't even hiding.
Snails: Makes it less obvious.
Rainbow: Fair enough.


Rainbow: I'M NOT @#$%IN GAY!
Lyra: Are you sure. Cause this whole lesbian tantrum, isn't helping your point.
Rainbow: @#$% YOU *prepares punch*
Spike: Wow. Wow. Calm down Dashie..
Rainbow: Fine. *tries calming...