OMGOSH so cute Pinkie Pie!

Pierce, and Bob were in Santa Barbara. They have been driving seguinte to each other for a long time. Now they had their windows open so they could talk to each other.

Pierce: *Checks his gas tank. It's nearly empty* I'm not stopping until you do.
Bob: Lucky for you, I'm low on gas.
Pierce: So am I. *Sees a gas station ahead of them* We'll pull in there, and get some gas.
Bob: Okay.

The both of them got their cars at the gas station, and stopped to refuel.

Gas Station Pony: *Arrives* What can I do for you two?
Pierce: Full tank.
Bob: Same here.
Gas Station Pony: *Puts hoses into their tanks, and...

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: East of Ogden, Utah

Duke was driving his train eastbound to Cheyenne. He was feeling fine when all of a sudden, he blacked out again.

Duke: I gotta stay awake.... *Falls asleep, and leans on speed lever*

The train started to go faster much to the surprise of the passengers. The conductor was worried, and got on his walkie talkie to talk to Duke.

Conductor: Hey, you're going too fast.
Duke: *Sleeping*
Conductor: oi Duke, this isn't like you buddy. Wake up!
Duke: *Wakes up* I blacked out. Who won the war?
Conductor: There's no war going on. Stop the train.
Duke: *Applies...