Once Sergi got to Canterlot, he was thinking on whether to sell his car or not.

At the hotel

Apyr: If we sell that car, then how will we compete in the other three races?
Sergi: We get a new one.
Apyr: I'm afraid we can't *grabs rule book* It says that when a racer enters a tournament with a car, he must stick with that car unless it gets wrecked in a race.
Sergi: The only way our car gets wrecked is if Braeburn does something to it.
Apyr: That won't be good. Why do you want to sell that car?
Sergi: The cops keep chasing us. por now, they're probably on their way to find the car, and tow it away....

I started to growl at my sister, i guess i wasn't in the right mood because of what she said to me. I then buried my face in the sand trying to forget about it. general Chrysalis looked at what i was doing and said ,"Scootaloo....over here now" i walked up to my best friend and she asked ,"Do you think that was mature?" I frowned and said ,"No general" the she told me ,"Go back to our camp site and when you can act your age you will apologize to arco iris, arco-íris Dash for atuação childishly in front her" I then cried and ran to my tent. I stayed in there crying and pulled a blanket over my head, The darkness...

The last solstice

Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.


Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO YOU HEAR IT?!

Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…

OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… OR NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!

No! Don’t even say that name!

WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… OR THE OTHER?

I had to… I… I had no choice…

MUHAHAHAHA! AND YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! YOU DISGUST ME!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!

Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there...

arco iris, arco-íris Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called you all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, or others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my friends being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because armas kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...

Chapter 2: Where are we?

Spike awoke first to find him and his friends in a forest, the others were still sleeping. Spike nudged Twilight. “wake up Twi, I think you did the wrong spell.”

Twilight shrugged him away and opened her eyes, she was shocked at her surroundings. “wake up the others......” Twilight told him.

Spike woke up the other five, they looked just as shocked as Twilight had.

“congratulations Twilight, your spell teleported us into the middle of the everfree forest!” arco iris, arco-íris dash said.

“this ain't no Everfree Rainbow, it's brighter than it and smells mais lively.” Applejack...

Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like you told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't...

The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please denunciar to the arco iris, arco-íris sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow coração blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the nuvem floor as she stumbled towards the arco iris, arco-íris sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. arco iris, arco-íris coração flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at arco iris, arco-íris Heart,...

3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable televisão wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes mais insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...

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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take you this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give you opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do you hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the trono room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - trono room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting you all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. You think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....

Part 2: link

Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when you push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are you telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When you hit the ball, you make it go at a far distance. When you push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we roubou from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take you to Canterlot.
Rainbow Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
Rainbow Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell you now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
Rainbow Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. You must get defenses set up. A shield generator...

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He said it was the worst fã fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking show it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the topo, início of the list. The things that...

-Entree-

Luna winced as the door clicked behind her, she gave a weak smile as Celestia looked at her with disappointment. She pouted and sat down, when she was comfortable she spoke, "Have you been waiting long dear sister?"

Luna started to sweat, it was the third time she's been late to jantar this week and the 15th time this month! Celestia was going to banish her to the moon! Or worse, make her miss desser-

"Nah not thaaaaat long really...!" Celestia slurred trying her best to seem normal, "Sis? You alright?" Luna asked staring at her sister with a creased eyebrow and a concerned look on her...

"Oh! opalescence! i am so excited!" rarity gushed squeezing her fluffy white kitty Opel so hard. Opel yowled and hissed but rarity simply ignored the thing, and kept on talking looking Opel square in the eye. "Oh! its going to be so much fun! a slumber party, with all our bffs!" she squeezed Opel so hard that she jumped out of her clutch and hide under the bed. rarity didn't mind. she was too busy picking out perfect pj's to wear at the slumber party. "Pretty sure twilight said we should all be there at around 6." rarity's head wised around at the clock on her night table. "oh my heavens! that...

This was inspired por the new episode "Rainbow Falls" in which there a heartbreaking moment where Soarin' says arco iris, arco-íris is lucky to have friends, because no one visited him, not even Spitfire.

It's a nice cloudy dia in Ponyville, and Blazin' is just about to wake up when....

Rainbow: *swings bedroom door open* Yo, I heard you are the only pónei, pônei who hasn't heard of or met Soarin'!

Blazin': GYAHH!! *bounces up and hits the floor* Yeah, what about it?

Rainbow: Your'e kidding, right? He's one of the captains of the awesome Wonderbolts! You have GOT to meet him! I'll wait outside for you.

Blazin': Ready....

THE seguinte MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a mais mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, you were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise!...

(In Equestria)
Twilight was eventually starting to get used to her HUGE castelo and was strolling through Ponyville with a few thoughts roaming through her mind. "I miss Flash.." "Will I ever see him again?.." "Does...he even like me?" She was starting to get sad. But soon got cheered up when she remembered that the portal is open any time and she has it in her castle. Twilight immediately ran inside her castelo and saw Spike leitura one of his comics. She trotted normally over to the room with the portal. Twilight was about to enter, until Spike came walked into the room. "Twilight?" The young...