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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The moon buggy
The moon buggy
Bambi & Thumper got arrested, so Con & Whataspy continued, in Con's car again.

Con: Where is Discord's base?
Whataspy: On a oil rig west of here.
Cop 4: Hey, it's that car we've been chasing yesterday!
Cop 1: Let's get it!
Con: Cops, great!
Whataspy: Keep driving. *grabs gun*
Con: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Whataspy: *shoots cops*
Cop 1: We need mais officers, pronto!
Con: I got an idea *hits self destruct button*
Whataspy: What's that for?
Con: Trust me. *teleports away*
Cop 1: There it is.
Cop 4: They're gone. Set up a parking boot.

But the car blew up. Con & Whataspy however, were in a worse...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte dia in Canterlot

Moneybit: Welcome back Mr. Mane.
Con: Thank you Moneybit. I better be mais careful, cause I'll only live twice.
Moneybit: I hear ya.
P: Glad to see you're still alive 0007.
Con: Oh yes. Even though I died I'm on another life.
P: You're second. Now listen, I need you to go to England, and help M.I.6 stop someone from creating W.M.D's.
Con: What kind are we dealing with?
P: First it was grenades, now it's rockets.
Con: How big?
P: Big enough to destroy Manehattan.
Con: Well we can't allow that. I'm on my way.
S: Con. Wait up.
Con: Why?
S: P assigned me to go with you.
Con:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new car.
Con's new car.
At Canterlot

P: There you are Con. I have a mission for you to do.
Con: What is it?
P: I need you to stop the Mexicans from destroying non mexican cities with a satellite named Golden Iris.
Con: Ok I'm on it.
P: Go see S before you leave. He has some stuff to show you.
Con: *walks toward gadget developing area*
Moneybit: Still wrecking exotics Mr. Mane?
Con: Only if I have to.
Moneybit: S is ready to see you now.
Con: oi S. Sorry about your leg.
S: What for?
Con: You broke it and-
S: *shoots missile*
Con: :O
S: Let me show you your new vehicle. Meuzda Derpy, the perfect vehicle for the mission you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte dia four Chevronet Pearlas pulled up toward a new helicopter.

Con: *sneaks by*
Dutch pónei, pônei 1: We would like to thank the Mexican Military for lending us one of the very first helicopters to us.
Crowd: *cheers*
Dutch pónei, pônei 1: This chopper has two machine guns, and four míssil launchers.
Con: *walks away*
Senia: That pónei, pônei is a spy!
Con: *runs away*
Dutch ponies: *block Con*
Con: *escapes with magic*

Con was on his way to Canterlot, but lets go to a Russian military base.

Boris: Charleen. Come check this out!
Charleen: What is it?
Boris: *shows desktop*
Charleen: Why did you put a pair of titties...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
It was awful. Flames covered the town like a blanket. Hydras and full-grown dragões stormed the small village. The sky was a dark red, and the only things you could hear was the roars of horrific monsters and the screams of terrified ponies. Twilight ran through the terrified scence, searching for her friends. She shouted at the topo, início of her lungs, "PINKIE! RARITY! FLUTTERSHY!" she kept moving, to avoid getting caught por any monsters who might spot her. "APPLEJACK! RAINBOW!" Then she saw one of the worst things that could happen. It was Princess Celestia. She lay on he floor, covered in ash,...
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[Lets leave the 3 ponies, Tropical breeze, red rose and coffee cream for a few minutos and go up to Cantorlot hospital, where Twilight sparkle lay motion less with doctors surrounding her. Flash sentry was trying to get a look at what was going on but the doctors restrained him from seeing]


"What's going to happen to her!" Flash demanded. "You have been running tests for hours! Something must have shown up!" Twilights doctor, Dr. M.M Mystery, sighed and looked down at his clipboard That was in his hoofs. "Mr. Sentry, the best I can tell you is that she is most Likely to survive."


Flash looked...
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As it seems some things have gone out of hand the past mês or so, I would like to call out a cease and desist for all those involved with the recent events having to do with xFluttershyx

All those who have shown rage towards her, leave her alone. I include myself in this criteria of people, and I formally proclaim a public apology for any harm our comments may have caused upon you.

All those who have been "defending" her, this cease and desist goes out to you as well. There is no need for you to blindly meddle in affairs you don't rightly know about.

This cease and desist goes out to xFluttershyx...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the way to the bank

Dexter: *Driving car*
Octavia: *Sees música store*
Dexter: What are you looking at?
Octavia: I saw this new cello.
Dexter: If you want, we can get it after our trip to the bank.
Octavia: That would be nice.
Dexter: *Continues driving*

At the bank

Dexter: Wait here while I get the money. *goes out of car*
Octavia: *Waiting*
Police Officer: *pulls up seguinte to Octavia*
Octavia: *does not notice*
Police Officer: *walks up to Dexter's car* Ma'am? Step out of the car.
Octavia: *Steps out of car*
Police Officer: Is this your car?
Octavia: No, my friend told me to wait here while he...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Twilight: Applejack, untie arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
AJ: Fine. *unties RD*
RD: *stretches* FINALLLY!
Rarity: Darlin, as I was saying, It's fake. Zecora might have gotten confused, and gave you a little fillies book.
Twilight: I doubt it. I believe, this book and what she said is true.
Pinkie: How about we test it?
Twilight: NO! What happens if it's true?!
RD: What happens if it's not true?
Twilight: *rolls eyes* It is!
RD: IT'S NOT!
Twilight: IT IS!
AJ: GIRLS! Fighting won't fix anything!
Twilight: Your right Applejack.
RD: *rolls eyes* I guess your right.
Twilight: Now, if you all excuse me, I need to talk to Princess...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Con entered Hong Kong, he went to the first gun comprar he could find.

gun dealer: Hello, what can I do for you?
Con: My name is Mane, Con Mane. I need some info about what kind of guns, or ammo you sell to someone known as Hattan Scaramanga.
gun dealer: Let me check. *finds ammo* These are the bullets Ms. Scaramanga uses.
Con: Interesting. What gun does she use?
gun dealer: She made it herself.
Con: No wonder. Thank you.
gun dealer: Might I ask why you need this info?
Con: I work for the C.I.E.
gun dealer: Oh.
Con: Don't tell anypony else.
gun dealer: I won't. But if you wanna find her, go to...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little pónei, pônei is owned por Hasbro and created por Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that you enjoy and comment.

Mr. Cake, Mrs. Cake, and Pinkie Pie were getting ready for their work dia when there were knocks on the door. Mr. Cake said "I'll see who's here."

Flim and Flam were there. Flim said "Hi cousin."

Mr. Cake said "Huh?"

Flam said "We're your long lost cousins."

Mr. Cake said "Really?"

Flim said "We do look pretty much the same."

Mr. Cake was kind of gullible. Mr. Cake said "Well it's nice to see you. Can I help you?"

Flam said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When first period began, Master Sword, and Rio began Operation Zero.

Master Sword: *Goes to a desk, and takes ten pieces of paper*
Teacher: What are you doing?
Master Sword: You don't mind if I take this paper, do you?
Teacher: Of course not, go right ahead.
Master Sword: Thank you.

During study hall, they sat near the windows so no one could hear them.

Rio: How many pieces of paper did you get?
Master Sword: I got over 70.
Rio: Nice. I got 75.
Master Sword: Now we can get to the seguinte step of Operation Zero.
Rio: The money making.

Song: link

Master Sword: *Putting the paper in the money maker*
Rio: *Hits...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the plane, Con, and Itic were waiting in an area where no one could see them.

Con: Tell me about yourself.
Itic: I've had a pretty good life. My parents would always take me to a lot of fun places.
Con: What was your favorite?
Itic: The beaches of Los Pegasus. The town in general just looked so beautiful.
Con: And, what's your name?
Itic: It's Itic.
Con: Itic. Is that short for something?
Itic: I think I can.
Con: Wow.
Itic: I know it sounds like a bad name.
Con: No. It's alright. I mean, I've heard of names much worse then yours. How would you feel having a main enemy named Blofeld?
Itic: Oh...
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posted by _Laugh_
Ponies glared at Trixie. She had ruined their music. Her nose was bleeding. Lily and Rose gasped.

Trixie: Help me up!
Lily: *helps Trixie*
Trixie: That girl! *points at ST* Is a big liar! Don't believe her! I would never do such thing! I'm not stupid like her!

Princess Cadence walked in the gym and saw Trixie yelling. She gasped as she saw the stereo destroyed. She angrily walked up to Trixie.

Cadence: Trixie, did you do this? *raises eyebrow*
Trixie: What?! No! It wasn't me! It was Silver Tune!
BB: It was Trixie, Ms. Cadence.
Cadence: Well. Is it true, my little ponies?

All ponies from the gym...
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Sugarcube Corner was empty por the time I got there.

Sean: *Looks around* Hello? Anyone?
Pinkie Pie: *Pops out of nowhere with confetti* Surprise!!
Ponies: *Running down the stairs*
Sean: How did you get everyone here so quickly?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I broke the 4th wall.
Sean: *Looks at the reader* I can see that. I hope you're enjoying the story, because I sure am.

After breaking the 4th wall, we started to party.

Sean: *Grabbing a plate of chips, and sees arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Hey, it's you.
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at Sean* Wha-, oh hey. I remember you.
Sean: How could you not remember me? We teleported to...
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posted by pinkmare
Pinkie Pie , Fluttershy , koji and zoe arrived at sugarcube corner .
the two former humans couldn't believe their eyes, sugarcube corner didn't look like any paticular house , not a manison , not a hut , not an apartment or not even a school.

The bakery and confeitaria, produtos de confeitaria resembles somewhat of a gingerbread but larger , there was a stoop on the ground to allow ponies to walk on. at the very topo, início was something that catch zoe's attention there was a big rosa, -de-rosa frosted bolinho, queque on the topo, início with a lit of fire.
while koji finds the house quite odd in his defences and i thought gingerbread people live on...
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posted by _MockingJay_
The 3 mares found themselves in front of a big brown house. Coffee Crème opened the door. She smiled as she looked at Silver Tune.

CC: Well, *giggles* Welcome! *places bags seguinte to chair*
SF: *looks around* What a pretty house.
CC: Thank you.
ST: *sniff*
CC: *turns around*
SF: *turns around* Silver Tune, are you crying?
ST: What? No, no. I'm just Umm.. Cold.
CC: I'll bring you a cup of tea. *walks to kitchen*
SF: *tilts head* It's okay Silver Tune. You don't need to lie.
ST: I..
SF: I'm your friend, right?
ST: I don't know.. *sniff* Are you?
SF: Of course I am. Now, wipe away those tears.
ST: *rubs...
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I gasped. My eyes widened. Princess Celestia smiled. All of the memories I have had in my início and school flashed through me. I closed my eyes. I responded, "Thank you. Thank you very much for the offer.... But.... I'm afraid I can't. I have experienced great friendships here, and I would amor to stay here, too.... But in my world, I have much mais to experience. There are many things I would amor to learn." I bow, and I say, "Thank you.". Princess Celestia leaned to hug me. "You are very welcome."

Princess Celestia called Luna, Twilight, and her friends to the back of the castle. "I have a...
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We got to where aguardente de maçã was, and saw four russian soldiers kill Pinkie Pie. When they did that I blew them up with missiles. "We have to bring them back to life." I said, but no unicórnios were around, so we were screwed. "Sweetie Belle!" Applebloom shouted. Then her white furred friend came out of my car, and brought aguardente de maçã back to life. She was too tired to bring Pinkie back, so we had to go to Twilight. Before aguardente de maçã could talk some sense into the C.M.C for sneaking into my car they ran off. We didn't know where they were, but they had to be away from the communists. Once we got to...
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posted by karinabrony
Coffee Creme awoke to Cinnamon Twist giving her a plate with breakfast on it. She hugged him and said, "Thank you." He replied, "What other way can we start our anniversary?" She kissed him on the cheek and she ate happily.

"I have our dia all planned out...." Cinnamon Twist said as he was packing up. "This is the most loveliest thing anypony has done to me." Coffee Creme said happily. He smiled at her.

They both went outside to go to the train. It took 8 minutos for them to walk over to the train station. The train arrived 10 minutos later. "Let me go put our luggage in the back. You can sit...
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