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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Twilight, AppleJack, PinkiPie, Rarity and Fluttershy sit down on ground. Twilight start drawing a star.
Twilight - Where is my black magic book... hmmm... oh here is it...
Twilight start spelling magic worlds... than from estrela center rise Alicorn body. He have black mane and gray body. Hes eyes is pure blue. There no Cutie Mark only star.
Alicorn - huh... w-where I am
Fluttershy ICK! is this ... pónei, pônei of...
Twilight - yes... ummm Myster
Alicorn - hm... hello ponies... oh I scare you?
Fluttershy - y-yes...
Alicron - oh well sorry. My name is... what is my name?... uhh my head...
AppleJack - you pónei, pônei of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mick & Doug rented a de mesa, flatbed, mesa truck to pull their racecar out of the pool, and then they decided to drive the truck the rest of the way to Connecticut. They were close to the starting point in Darien, when a silver sedan cut them off.

Mick: *Honks the horn as he stops* Whut da hell is dat guy's problem?
Doug: He probably thinks he can cut others off simply cuz he drives one of them foreign cars.
Mick: Yeah, they always drive like assholes.
Donald: *Driving his silver sedan* Eh, I can't believe he almost hit us like that.
Geena: Well, you did run a stop sign-
Donald: I don't care!! Something's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor was now driving a powerful lancha down the Delamare River.

Victor: I'm glad you took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken por everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor was now flying a Cessna 172 with JJ sitting seguinte to him in the cockpit.

Victor: It's too bad we can't fly.
JJ: Well, there are a lot of interesting vehicles down there.
Victor: Yeah... Maybe we can get a Canterlot Firebolt.
JJ: Oh, good idea!
Victor: Nah, we'd get sued for ripping off a Burt Reynolds movie.
JJ: But we already are-
Victor: Hold that thought Brett, I wanna land at that intersection, and get us some 12 packs. *Nosedives towards a road*
JJ: VICTOR, WE CAN'T LAND ON A PUBLIC ROAD!!!!!

But JJ's words were ignored, as the grey stallion landed his plane right in the middle of the road....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, you ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Canterlot, Neigh Jersey. JJ drove his Flam Focus to a comprar that was jointly owned por him, and his best friend, Victor. He quickly ran out of his car, and into the shop.

JJ: oi boss, sorry I'm late. My criceto, hamster was about to die, and I had to try, and give him some mais food.
Victor: Your hamster?
JJ: Yeah, I showed him to you last week, remember?
Victor: Yeah, yeah, get that transmission fixed on the Jetta, and then let's get going. We gotta test out a new car for the Cannonball.
JJ: Cannonball...As in...the Cannonball Run?!
Victor: The one and only. We're gonna need a fast car if we're gonna reach...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link

It's been ten years since we've seen Sergi, and Apyr. The two stallions are still doing well, succeeding in every race they attend. But they still seem to end up getting in trouble with the law.

 Sergi's new Lotus
Sergi's new Lotus


It's a beautiful afternoon somewhere in Arizona, with nothing but desert for miles. On one of the vacant highways however, our protagonists are driving very fast in their new car.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A My Little pónei, pônei fã fiction

Sergi: *Stops at a speed sign* Hurry before...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What you think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot castelo is controlled por GlobeX and they...
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I just wanted to write down the lyrics to all the songs in MLP: FiM, so here they are!

Theme Song

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until you all shared its magic with me!
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
My Little Pony
Did you know, you are my very best friends

Season 1~

Giggle at the Ghostie

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown
I'd hide under my travesseiro from what I...
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 Magical Mystery Cure
Magical Mystery Cure
SPOILER ALERT! PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DON"T LIKE SPOILERS!
So the controversial MLP:FIM season 3 finale Magical Mystery Cure has finally aired. I sure everyone is aware that this episode received mixed feelings. Many loved it, while others found the episode good, but said that it lacked the respostas that fãs wanted to know most. In other words missed some details in plot. And then there are the fãs of the show who just plain hated it. A big reason for this hate is that these fãs didn't like Twilight becoming a princess to begin with and already had negative feelings coming in to watch...
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WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pónei, pônei folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except arco iris, arco-íris Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the árvore tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...
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I did a crossover of Saten Twist and his crew in GTA.. And than decided to do a sequel, where crazy man, Trevor, follows them back to Ponyville.. And how this is JUST as bad as you would think..

This also introduces Pita and Maggie.. My first openly GAY characters.. Who are actually badass..

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Saten Twist and Derpy are seen eating subway, and watching a old cowboy movie.

Suddenly Trevor Phillips burst down the door. Demanding his money.

"WHAT THE!?" Saten cried.

"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?" Trevor cried.

"WHAT MONEY!?" Saten cried.

"You owe...
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"Luna, I don't feel good, at all I need to go to our room." Celestia gasped. "Tia I'm coming with you" Luna replied. Luna helped Celestia up to their room. Celestia felt something stir inside her. "Help me into my bed!" Celestia shouted.
Luna helped her into the blankets. "Celestia! You're Pregnant! You're having a filly!" Luna gasped. "Or a colt" Celestia answered. For about a couple hours Luna stayed at her side till it about 8:00pm. The filly was born. "She's beautiful" Celestia said. Luna looked at her and noticed something. "She's Discord's she looks exactly like she's a draconacus." Luna said with tears. "How could you have a filly with Discord!" Luna sobbed. Celestia drew Luna close. "I made a mistake, but it's not you or Eris's fault" she answered.
"You called her Eris?" Luna sniffled. "Princess Eris Luna after my little sister." Celestia replied. Luna and Celestia both cried tears of joy for the new princess.
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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The three all turned, and looked at the big room they had been lead too. It was fairly open and empty, almost like an theater room. At one end of the room, there were six square vats, each one nearly full with individual Spectra. Above them was a peculiar looking machine. From a central stack, six hoses broke off and lead above each of the individual vats. At the topo, início of the stack was a single opening, red with rust despite the rest of the machine to be shiny and clean. Even further above that was a fairly complex looking object, with chains and gears hanging off of beams and pipes loosely....
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"La dee la dee da!" Pinkie Pie sang as she bounced her happy way through Ponyville one morning.She was so happy to find out what she had in store to do today.She imagined the fun she was going to have with everything she had planned.But,wait a minute,she thought.I DON'T have anything planned today!Pinkie Pie stopped bouncing.To her,this was nothing to be happy about.
Oh!This is terrible!she thought to herself.How could I not have anything planned to do today?I didn't plan a playdate,a party,or anything!Pinkie Pie started to panic when suddenly she looked over and saw Fluttershy in the distance,helping...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
Today, I'll be reviewing the nineteenth episode of season two in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

In my opinion, I didn't like Putting Your Hoof Down at all. I know Fluttershy was just being assertive but she took assertiveness to a whole new level. And that's not good. Everypony was treating her like an invisible or baby pony. They thought Fluttershy was a pónei, pônei that they could trick easily. I'm glad she stood up to most of them but like Pinkie Pie and Rarity, some didn't deserve it.

I know I'm being a bit harsh but Putting Your Hoof is the worst episode that My Little pónei, pônei or Hasbro has come up with, to me.

I expected mais in a Fluttershy episode especially because she is my third favorito pónei, pônei out of the Mane Six. I felt like they spoiled this episode por making Flutterbitch return again.

In other words, terrible episode, not a very good plot but the humor was perfect.
posted by StarWarsFan7
"Now, can anyone tell me how a Sonic Rainboom is made? Anyone? Fluttershy. Would you like to try?"

I snapped back to reality after my beautiful daydream. Looking around, everypony was staring right at me. I hid behind my rosa, -de-rosa mane and squeaked.

"C-Could y-you r-repeat th-the q-question, M-Mr. S-Skyhigh?" I mumbled, my voice barely audible than usual.

"How is a Sonic Rainboom made?"

I paused for a moment. I was about to answer his pergunta until I heard a, "Ooh! Me! Me!"

A few desks behind me was arco iris, arco-íris Dash, the most popular filly in Junior Speedster Flight Camp. She was waving her hoof around...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
Applejack

Applejack possesses the element of honesty. As aguardente de maçã tries to save Twilight Sparkle from hanging over the edge from a long drop, she tells her to let go, much to Twilight's surprise. aguardente de maçã says that if Twilight will trust her and let go, she will be safe. Twilight does so, and mid-fall, she is caught por arco iris, arco-íris Dash and Fluttershy. Her spirit was symbolized por her gold colar with a citrine shaped like her cutie mark.

 Honesty
Honesty


Fluttershy

Fluttershy's element is kindness. When the group encounters an angry manticore, they decide to fight it in order to get past it, but Fluttershy...
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This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit mais unlikable than usual, but it can still work.

In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened por the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.

Saten: Those two are killing me!

Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.

Saten groans and goes out...
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