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Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages his performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met you guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most popular ventril-agrgah act in the world. My partner Dennis didn't know the first thing about ventril-gahvel. But it didn't matter, because I do all the work.

Saten: Hmm. Almost sounds too good to be true.

Sword: That's the spirit!

Sword goes to a closet

Sword: Step one.. (pulls out facepaint kit) I have to apply several layers of this pungent lacquer face paint to really make it look like I'm made out of wood.. Which is important, because almost all of my material is wood-based puns.

Saten: (sniffs) Aw, it smells.

Sword: Uh huh.. Now seguinte (shoves something into his ears, he's committed, I give him that) painful prosthetics to give me fully-flappable eyebrows and ears. And finally, (pulls out needle) I inject just a scosche of paralyzing agent into my arms and legs.

Sword infects himself, his arms fall flat and he moves like he's wooden.

Saten: Wow, you mover just like a dumm- (Sword slaps him)

Sword: ... Now Saten.. Why do you think I slapped you? It's because you used a certain word. Do you know what that word is?

Saten: Is it... ( Thwack! )

Sword: That's right! Never, ever call me a dummy. The word "dummy" is degrading. I am a manually-articulated perfomative kinesio-maquette... named Dudley Dingleberry.

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Saten's new prefamance goes over well, Sword making everyone laugh with cheesy wood puns.

Saten: Wow, it worked. Everyone really thinks you're a du... (Sword turns over to him)

Sword: A what, Twist?

Saten: Du- Dudley. I was gonna say Dudley.

Sword: (deadpan) They all think I'm a Dudley? That's what you were gonna say?

Suddenly one of the performers is rushed in, she having a broken leg.

pónei, pônei holding her: The brakes on Carla's bike somehow gave out! And she crashed right into the flagpole!

Sword.(high pitched voice): Whaaat, who would do that!

Saten: What?

Sword: Looks like she.. Took a tumble.

(Everyone laughs, including Carla)

Saten: That kind of humour isn't exactly to my taste, but I think we got a good shot at winning this thing.

Sword: Yes. We're gonna kill the competition!

Sword's demeanour slowly changes to one of menace towards the other contestants. When Saten's cantar rival insults him, Sword follows him to a darkened weight room. Eventually he grabs the barbell, barra and with a terrifying evil smile he is seen dropping it onto him.

Saten confronts Sword when he finds out, and Sword says "the bar was lowered".

Saten: That, wasn't really an answer, but alright..

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Sword's behaviour continues to worsen to the point he traps Derpy in a sauna to incapacitate her from the competition, only ones left are Saten and Glaze. But Saten had enough and confronts Sword, as this is actually very out of character for him, but he finds that Sword has entered a catatonic state. He further finds that the former ventriloquism partner was locked away in an asylum for murders caused por Dudley Dinkleberry. Saten puts together that something deeper is going on than just Sword being Sword.

He returns home, Sword still in his state and Saten reads the kit.

Saten: "Industrial airplane paint. Inhalation may cause temporary psychosis! That's it! All right, buddy. All I have to do is get that makeup off you, and everything will go back to normal. (In the background Dudley Dinkleberry slowly turns his head to him) We'll have to forfeit the talent show, but it's a small price to... (Sees Sword gone) H Hello?

Sword reappears in front of him and leaps onto him.

Saten: AHHH!

Sword/Dudley:: (holding out tranquillizer needle) (Mechanical Laughter)

Saten: AHH! (gets injected)

Sword/Dudley: (Mechanical Laughter)

Saten falls unconscious.

Sword/Dudley: (evilly) The show must go on... (sees Trixie holding book)

Trixie: A... am I early for book club?

Sword/Dudley: (angrily) No, you're late! And that's two weeks in a row! You're out!

Trixie: (looks down sadly) I didn't read it anyway.

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After an unknown amount of time Saten Twist awakens in the backroom of a stage, the now possessed Sword cantar to himself, and says he injected Saten with paralyzer fluid.

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Sword wins them the competition with horribly bad wood puns but still makes the crowd wet themselves.

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Sword/Dudley: Congrats Saten, despite all your efforts to remain a loser, I made you a winner- Aw crap

Sword falls down, pretending to be a doll as Glaze pulls over a large water tank for her act.

Glaze: All tucked out huh? Well wish me luck dude.

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Evil Sword throws Saten and himself back into original backstage room.

Sword/Dudley: Looks like green is bringing her A game, I hadn't really considered her a threat, which is why she's the only other competitor.. But fear not, escape tricks don't work if you "can't escape". (Grabs broomstick)

Saten: (slowly breaks free from drug) Sword.. No..

Sword/Dudley: Hmm, looks like your starting to recover.. But tuck you away, just… (gulligan cut to him locking Saten in a suitcase) … In case.. Had to pause for 5 minutos in the middle of my sentence, but worth it.

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Sword/Dudley sneaks over to Glaze in her performance and traps her inside with the broomstick, Saten breaks free of the tronco, porta-malas but can't save her.

Sword/Dudley: Too late red man, you can't save Glaze with your weak little arms, so you may as well sit back, and enjoy the show.. (evil laugh)

Saten panickly looks for a means to break the glass and spots a revolver near Sword, apparently not a prop after-all.

Saten: (smirks) oi Dinkleberry!

Sword/Dudley (flatly): Yes?

Saten: I may be paralyzed right now, but your still.. A dummy! (Dudley becomes angry and grabs the gun pointing it at him from close range)

Sword/Dudley: Say it one mais time.

Saten: (glare) A dum- (Dudley shoots him) AHHH (bullet goes though his arm and breaks the glass tank, not only saving Glaze, but the water knocking Sword back to himself, Saten is seen sobbing about his wound)

Sword: Oh shit, somebody shot Saten.. (notices gun) Oh shit, I shot Saten!

Saten: (sword pokes hoof into bullet wound) AHHH!

Sword: Aw, gross.. (grabs him) come on.. (drags him away)

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The two boys are back at the apartment, Saten has cast.

Sword: … Oh yeah, that's why I stopped using that character. The makeup is cursed or something. (Chuckles) Totally slipped my mind.

Saten: And I learned…

Sword: Now to make sure I never use this stuff again.. (tucks it into closed with sloppily placed sticky note "do not use".. Which immediately falls off, along with many similar warnings, one of them being "Derpy do 'not' eat this".
This is a review of the 2 bonecas from Friendship Games that I have. The bonecas I have came in a 2 pack. I have the human Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry.

The Visuals: Twilight Sparkle doesn't quite look like how she does in Friendship Games. The outfit she has in Friendship Games is different than her doll outfit. However she still looks cool. Not quite how she looks in the films, but it's good. Flash Sentry looks like how he looks in the films. His face expression looks a little silly, but other than that Flash Sentry looks very accurate. His outfit looks almost exactly how it looks in the...
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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE YOU HIDING queen CHRYSALIS I KNOW YOU ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL YOU FLUTTERSHY IS SHE EXPIRED HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT amor "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
RAINBOW DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME YOU I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE-...
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RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR friends I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE YOU JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST amor leitura YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T YOU SAY YOU HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT YOU PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...
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Dan - Situation.
Watermark - Enemies coming close to Canterlot, code RED I repeat code RED.
Celestia - ...
Twilight - ...
Dan - Copy that. Anything new on Chechenkov?
CIA - Negative.
MI5 - We may have something.
Dan - Listening.
MI5 - Some stalion called Al'Hakuim - leader of militia in Somalia. But we need someone who knows the place well.
Dan - I know a man. Well an Mare. She were undercover in Somalia. He name is Jade. One of my old squadron member.
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15th May
Hour 1205
Location : Somalia - Africa.
Operation Codename : "Guerrilla Warfare"

Militia - On the ground scum!
Hardscope - *gets on ground*...
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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. You will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. You know it. 21st is last. You ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


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Dan - We lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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13th May.
Hour 1705

Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper

-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope

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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will mover on for defence. But you won't do it. I will send you to Russia. I want you to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust you gents. mover out.

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Russia.
Siberia.
13th...
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Notes: My Little pónei, pônei is owned por Hasbro and created por Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that you enjoy and comment.

Twilight Sparkle, Spike, and Starlight Glimmer hanged out with Rarity. Rarity gave Twilight Sparkle some fancy capes that she designed for Twilight to wear at fancy events. Starlight Glimmer noticed that Spike kept staring at Rarity and drooling. Rarity oddly didn't notice that.

Twilight said "Thanks Rarity. These outfits will be shown off at the seguinte Grand Galloping Galla."

Rarity said "I look progressivo, para a frente to that. I hope that Trenderhoof...
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Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
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Joel - Can you tell me how you got an insider to mover Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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Episode 7
The Crimson Dance part 2

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"The gods already have left us alone"
Thanathos - *pokes Darkness senseless body*
Dan - He is dead Hahaha... Nos your time!
Thanathos - There is problem *looks on Dan* do you think something like him can be killed with steel?
Darkness - *wstands up*
Dan - But... I stabbed his heart...
Lightning - He have two of them... A pónei, pônei one and Demon one...
Thanathos - Side note three, I am considered Core of his powers so untill you kill a god you won't stop him.
Dan - Tch...
Darkness - *looks on Dan without face expression*
Thanathos - He isn't himself anymore... He is a machine...
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Episode 5

Friends till the (bloody) end.

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Being freed por Equestrian agent and given direct orders to eliminate Dan himself. On paper it was easy...
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-00:65
-Helicopter
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Pilot - Time for you kids good luck.
Lightning - aye... deploy.

-ground level, Shadowknight castle-

Bluewave - Isn't that too easy?
Darkness - *looks up on Castle* hm.
Thanathos - I sense alot of Ponies inside armed...
Lightning - They expect us...
Whiteheart - Is it all coming down to this...
Darkness - Tch... We can't back off now *smiles to everyone*
Lightning - An infamous Killer Darkness can smile? *laughs*
Whiteheart - Let's go....
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to heroes that was chosen por higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those Valente 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired por many. As a selector I...
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Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - oi Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- oi don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and you weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until seguinte week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see you all again!

Fluttershy, arco iris, arco-íris Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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Greetings Lads and before I go further into topics I may say that my inactivity was made because of my moving from Poland to United Kingdom. I possibly will mover mais because of my not typical work. May mover soon to Canada honestly and then USA and back to Poland. But enough about that lets get going with topics!

::/ The fanpop Troll Drama.

They say don't feed the Troll, but it is not easy. May we say that is greatly hard. But why not Troll the Troll. The way I do it is just stupidly answer to they attempts. It is actually funny and cringy of what is happening here. But enough about this Stupidity...
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