Not all of the shorts that you will read are MLP related. Regardless, I hope you enjoy all four of them.



Wings

aguardente de maçã was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth bolinho, queque you had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, aguardente de maçã went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet maçã, apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make you feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating aguardente de maçã Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered por anypony.

As aguardente de maçã was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave aguardente de maçã an idea.

Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the topo, início of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That pónei, pônei who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that you don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of pónei, pônei you are, you mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create mais ponies, so we won't need you anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.

After getting the job done, aguardente de maçã was with Snips, and Derpy.

Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, you had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but you drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course you are. You drank too much water, and you don't feel well. Drink some Ginger cerveja, ale instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One mais pergunta Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.

aguardente de maçã felt better, but Derpy was mad now.

Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would you like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did you get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would you like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive you of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give you six pairs of wings, and you can have them por tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.

Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.

Derpy: Do you think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.

Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.

???: Are you not feeling well?! Maybe you should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better.

Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that aguardente de maçã was the one shouting to her.

The End

The A-Wing

A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, you let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do. *Climbs into his A-Wing*

The other pilots started to get in their ships. After a few seconds, hundreds of X-Wings, Y-Wings, and A-Wings were flying towards Sullust.

Wedge: No estrela Destroyers in sight, but they are going to have a squadron of Tie Fighters down there. Also be careful of their turrets.
Red-9: Copy Red Leader.
Green-4: *Sees the Tie Fighters coming towards them* Here they come.

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Green-7: Allow me. *Activates speed boost, and flies in front of the pack*
Tie Pilot: *Looking at an A-Wing* What is that?
Green-7: *Shoots down a Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 77: A new fighter for the Rebellion. Those will be tricky to shoot down.
Green-7: *Shoots down a Tie Bomber, and fires a torpedo at a Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 83: Ah! *Turns left, but the torpedo is still following him*
Tie Pilot 17: Shake that missile.
Tie Pilot 83: What do you think I'm trying to do?! *Gets hit*
Wedge: That was quick. Let's take out those turrets.
Y-Wing Pilot: estrela Destroyers incoming. They're launching mais Ties.

Along with the Fighters, and Bombers, there was a new type of fighter from the Empire. The Interceptor.

Imperial Officer: Let's see how their new fighter is compared to ours.
Green-7: *Turns right, and fires another míssil at a Tie Fighter. It gets destroyed, and he starts firing at a Tie Interceptor*
interceptor Pilot 53: Oh fuck! *Gets shot down*
interceptor Pilot 70: Don't make the same mistake he did. Those A-Wings have a higher range than our Interceptors. Try getting behind them, then attack.
interceptor Pilot 60: They're all over this place. How can we do that?
interceptor Pilot 70: They can't shoot us all down.
Wedge: *Shoots down Tie Pilot 70*
interceptor Pilot 60: Is that so?
Red-3: Good shot Red Leader.
Wedge: That was nothing compared to Green-7. Keep it up over there.
Green-7: Will do Red Leader.
Gold Leader: Our Y-Wings finished destroying the turrets. Let's take on the rest of the Ties while our frigates attack the enemy base.

As the Mon Calamari's attacked the estrela Destroyers, Corvette frigates were attacking one of the Imperial buildings.

Imperial Officer 633: You think this is a game?!!? We need backup!!
Imperial Officer 962: We're in the middle of repairing our engines.
Imperial Officer 633: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! LOAD UP YOUR SHIP WITH TIE FIGHTERS, AND GET OVER HERE!!!

There were still a few Tie Fighters with four Bombers and an Interceptor.

Green-7: *Shooting a Tie Bomber*
bombardeiro Pilot 63: fogo a missile.
bombardeiro Co-Pilot: I'm on it. *Fires a míssil at the A-Wing*
Green-7: *Shoots the missile, then shoots down the Tie Bomber*
bombardeiro Pilot 63: We're going down!! *Crashes into a river of lava*
interceptor Pilot 52: I'm getting behind the A-Wing.
Red-3 & Red-7: *Shooting down the three Tie Fighters*
Green-7: *Turns around, and shoots at the Interceptor*
Gold Leader: The frigates are halfway done with their attack run. Hold the Ties off for a little longer. We're helping the Mon Calamari's take down the estrela Destroyers.
Wedge: 10-4. All X-Wings, and A-Wings will protect the Y-Wings, and take down enemy fighters.

The other estrela Destroyer finally arrived. Fifteen Tie Fighters were launched along with twenty bombers, and ten interceptors.

Green Leader: Red Leader, this is Green Leader. Another batch of Ties have just arrived.
Wedge: I see them. Green-7, you're doing very good. Show them what you got.
Green-7: *Firing twelve missiles at once. They take down five Fighters, a bomber, and six interceptors.
Green Leader: Nice one. *Also fires twelve missiles at once. He shoots down seven Tie Fighters, four interceptors, and a bomber*
Wedge: Now I definitely want to fly one of those. Finish off the Fighters, then take down the bombers. Red Squadron is going to help out the Y-Wings.
Green Leader: I copy Red Leader. These guys won't be any trouble.

But a Tie Fighter was heading towards Green-7 from the left. He fired several times, only managing to hit the cock put a few times. Glass shattered as it was hit.

Green-7: My cockpit has been damaged. Bogies closing in.
Green Leader: Hold on, I'll give you a hand.
Green-7: *Flying towards the Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 77: Fuck, he's coming towards me! *Pulling up*
Green-7: *Shoots down the Tie Fighter, then turns right, heading for a bomber*
Green Leader: I'm here Green-7.
bombardeiro Pilot 40: *Shoots Green-7*
Green-7: *Holding his neck. His A-Wing goes down, and crashes into the ground*
Green Leader: Fuck, I was too late. We lost Green-7.
Gold Leader: The frigates are done with their attack run. Back to the Mon Calamari's.
Wedge: *Activating his deflector shields. He looks down at the wrecked A-Wing* He was a good pilot, and that is a very good ship.


Trust arco iris, arco-íris Dash

Everyday, arco iris, arco-íris Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Passing por Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Lands seguinte to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. You can never trust a pónei, pônei to do anything.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I'm a pony, and you can trust me. I'll try to find a place that's open. *Flies off*

Nearby at Carousel Botique

Rarity: *Loading wagon* This is absurd! I have to take all these dresses to Fillydelphia, where nearly everypony will rob you for everything you got!
Applejack: *Arrives* Howdy Rarity.
Rarity: Don't Howdy me! I have to go to-
Applejack: I know, you have to go to Fillydelphia with all those dresses in the wagon, but you're worried of getting robbed. If you pretend to be sick, you wouldn't have to go.
Rarity: Yes, you're right. *Sees arco iris, arco-íris Dash* arco iris, arco-íris Dash is coming. I'll pretend to be sick now.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Arrives* Hi Applejack, and Rarity. Isn't it a lovely dia today?
Applejack: Yes it is, but not for Rarity. She's feeling sick.
Rarity: Yes she is- I mean I am!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Don't worry. If you want me to help, I can do that.
Rarity: Thank you. This wagon of dresses needs to go all the way to Fillydelphia. I don't know if anypony can get it there.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I can.
Applejack: Alrighty then.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash got hitched up to the wagon, and started going to Fillydelphia.

Applejack: And now, your worries are over.
Rarity: Oh Applejack, you're a genius.
Applejack: Nah, I'm just smart.
Rarity: That's what a genius is.
Applejack: Oh.

There was a steep colina that arco iris, arco-íris Dash had to go over in order to get to Fillydelphia.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looks up hill* Well, that's the only way to go to Fillydelphia, so here goes nothing. *Pulling wagon up mountain* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Mafia pónei, pônei 53: *See arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Hey, where's Rarity?
Mafia pónei, pônei 42: I don't know. That blue pegasus is doing the job for her.
Mafia pónei, pônei 57: Let's rob her anyway. One pónei, pônei is as good as another.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Almost to the top.
Mafia Ponies: Freeze! *Pointing armas at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: AH! *Runs away*
Mafia Ponies: *Shooting at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*

They shot her leg, and the blue pegasus fell on the ground. They thought she was dead, but arco iris, arco-íris Dash was faking it.

Mafia Ponies: *Unhitches arco iris, arco-íris Dash from wagon, and take it* These dresses will be great for our special someponies.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Laying on ground* Aw man. Today was going so well, and then this had to happen.
Vinyl Scratch: *Arrives* Dash, are you okay?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I wish I was.

Vinyl soon healed arco iris, arco-íris Dash with magic, and the two ponies walked back to Ponyville together.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I just remembered something. Zecora needs spice to make a potion, but every store that sells spice is closed.
Vinyl Scratch: I think I might be able to change that. I'll arrange a show, concerto at one of those stores, and they'll have to open. Then, Zecora can get the spice she needs.

Back at Ponyville, Vinyl Scratch did exactly what she told arco iris, arco-íris Dash. The show, concerto was a success, and Zecora was able to buy what she needed.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *At Carousel Botique with Applejack, and Rarity*
Rarity: I'm really sorry about what happened to you Rainbow.
Applejack: Me too, just a big misunderstanding. No harm done, right?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Right. I know you didn't mean for me to get shot.
Zecora: *Arrives* I want to thank you for your help Dash. I know to trust ponies mais often, especially if their name is arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
aguardente de maçã & Rarity: *Walk away*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Well, today has been a pretty interesting day.

Now everypony knows that they can Trust arco iris, arco-íris Dash

The End

The last one was created in 2018.

How To Get On The Front Page Of Fanpop

New Orleans

Man 72: *Sitting with a friend at a cafe*
Man 66: *On his laptop* I'm trying to get on the front page of this website called Fanpop, but it ain't workin'.
Man 72: Why not?
Man 66: Well I posted an artigo called ten things you should never do while sleeping, and nobody seems to like it.
Man 72: Ten things you should't do while sleeping? You came up with that, and you're wondering why no one likes it?
Man 66: So I only came up with six things on the list, who cares?
Man 72: What kind of stuff usually gets on the front page?
Man 66: Well, there's a wonderful series of artigos here from WindWakerGuy430 called Hidden Gems. He reviews video games that most people never heard of. They're pretty great.
Man 72: What else is on the front page there?
Man 66: Well it ain't just articles. You got pictures, mostly focusing on women and their breasts, which I think is odd. Then there's also a few vídeos which...wait...what is this garbage? Nermai posted a trailer to that new movie.
Man 72: Who's Nermai?
Man 66: She's always on the front page, only because she keeps posting trailers to terrible movies!!
Sean: *Arrives* Hi, I'm an actual fanpop user. What seems to be the trouble?
Man 66: This cadela, puta keeps getting on the front page for postin' shit, and I don't even get any comments on artigos that I work very hard on!
Woman 50: Did someone say hard on?
Sean: No! *Pushes the woman into a bus* There are certain ways for you to get on the front page on fanpop.
Man 72: How so?
Sean: First off, you've noticed those pictures with the girls, right?
Man 72: Yeah.
Sean: Well, everyone's doing that. Even though half of those pictures are inappropriate, hundreds of people on this beloved website frequently post pictures of girls with either big tits, or big butts. Then there's the cute animals. Also, let's not forget that one My Little pónei, pônei picture that keeps popping up. Why is that still there? There's tons of better pictures.
Man 72: Well I think we got the pictures down. How do you get on the front page with videos?
Sean: You don't, because Nermai, Greyswan618, and DarkSarcasm have no lives. They're always posting trailers to new filmes or TV shows that no one cares about, every single hora during the day. Except Tag. That looks great.
Man 66: What about Ready Player One?
Sean: That hasn't been on the front page in a while, but I do like that movie.
Man 66: How do I get my artigos on the front page?
Sean: *Looks at the laptop* topo, início 10 Things You Shouldn't Do While Sleeping? You only have 6 items on here. This will never do. Unfortunately however, even if you do try to make a good article, Fanpop's too focused on those trailers I mentioned earlier. Anyways, that's all there is to it. Happy Fanpopping. *Walks away*
Man 66: *Deletes his account*