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Everyone is praticing the wedding.

Princess Celestia: Perfect, girls. No need to rush. Then of course, Cadance will enter.

Princess Celestia: I'll say a few words, and then we'll begin with the vows. Shining Armor, you'll get the ring from your best mare.

Spike: [deep voice] Do you? [high voice] I do!

Shining Armor: Hey... has anyone seen Twilight?

[doors open]

Twilight Sparkle (angrily): I'm here! I'm not gonna stand seguinte to her! And neither should you!

Shining Armor: I'm sorry, I... I don't know why she's atuação like this.

Saten Twist: Maybe her period.

Derpy (her and Glaze were invited. Trixie two, but was busy, both of them seguinte to him): Seriously, that's not funny anymore dude.

Saten Twist: Says you.

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis: (iratated) Maybe we should just ignore her.

Twilight Sparkle: You have to listen to me!

Fluttershy: Oh, goodness! Are you okay?

Twilight Sparkle: I'm fine.

Saten Twist: You sure about that?

Twilight Sparkle: I've got something to say! She's evil!

(everyone gasps, even Saten Twist has no comment).

Glaze: Evil?!

Twilight Sparkle: She's been horrible to my friends, she's obviously done something to her bridesmaids, and if that wasn't enough, I saw her put a spell on my brother that made his eyes go all [bells jangling]!

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis: [fake crying] Why are you doing this to me?! (runs off, poor acting, honestly serprised people bye it, but.. Kids show).

Twilight Sparkle: Because you're evil! And if I don't stop you, you're gonna ruin my brother's life!

Unfortantely nobody believes Twilght. And they all leave her. Though Saten Derpy and Glaze are the only ones to feel bad for Twilight. But give her alone time. Shining Armor saying it was something to do with migrains. Which is untrue. But sure. Okay.. Whatever.

Anyway, Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis later goes over, seemingly to comfort to Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle (tearfully): I'm sorry!

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis (smirks): You will be. (summons a ring of green fire, which engulfs Twilight in a sphere of energy. Cadance walks out of the room as the sphere and Twilight sink into the ground).




Twilight Sparkle (locked in cave): Hello? Is anyone there?

Twilight Sparkle: Where am I?

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis: The caves beneath Canterlot, once início to greedy unicórnios who wanted to claim the gems that could be found inside. And now, your prison.

Twilight Sparkle: Help! Help!

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] It's no use. No one can hear you. And no one will ever think to look for you, either. Most ponies have forgotten that these caves even exist, which is why they are the ideal place to keep the ones who try to interfere with my plans. [laughing]

Twilight Sparkle: Plans? What plans?!

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis: The plans I have for your brother, of course.

Twilight Sparkle: Don't you dare do anything to my brother, you... YOU MONSTER!

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis: Only way to stop me is to catch me! [laughing] Over here! [laughing] Nope, over here![laughing][glass breaking, Real Cadence is revealed.

Twilight Sparkle: YOU! (charges)

Princess Cadance: No! Wait! Please! Twilight, it's me! Please, you have to believe me. I've been imprisoned like you. The Cadance who brought you down here was an

Sparkle: Likely story!

Princess Cadance: (does song from their childhood)

Sparkle: You remember me!

Princess Cadance: Of course I do. How could I forget the filly I amor to sit for the most?

queen Chrysalis: [laughing]

Twilight Sparkle: We have to get out of here. We have to stop her!

Fake Cadence: [heard laughing, in a dramatic way]






After the song, Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis gets a knock on her door.

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis: (rudely) What?

Saten: Hey.. I have to say. I don't like the way you turned everyone on Twilight. You could of handled that better.

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis: She was gonna ruin it.

Saten: Well, I think there's something off about you. In fact I-

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis: Wanna see dirty pictures of me?

Saten Twist: ... I do.

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis: (gives him envolope)

Saten Twist: (looks though) Wait. These are just empty papers, what gi-

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis: (shoots green spell at him, hynotizing him).. Now.. Everything is fine.

Saten Twist (robotically): Everything is fine.

Princess Cadance/Queen Chrysalis: You will go now.

Saten Twist (robotically): I will leave now (leaves).





AJ and Rarity find Saten.

Rarity: We been looking everywhere for you.

Saten Twist (robotically): Everything is fine.

AJ: Okaaay. But we need to get you seated.

Saten Twist (robotically): Everything is fine.. I will go now.. (leaves).

AJ: (looks at Rarity in confusion).

Rarity: (shrugs)


Arthur Note:

To anyone who don't know? Glaze isn't mine? She belongs to the youtuber WOODENTOASTER..

I do have my own character for her though. Completely dfferent to the música videos.. Though it was referenced in one of the seasons. Saten interupting her perfamance of arco iris, arco-íris Factory to ask her out.. Appearently she chose to shoot herself with a nailgun instead..

That was suppose to be her only appearence. Derpy and Trixie were also only suppose to be one shot characters.. But after Trixie and Derpy changed to bigger characters. Glaze became one soon after, when I give Saten his own verison of the main six. Well. 4 XD.. They probably don't appear as a group much. Though they do in GTA crossover. But they still have the relationship..

:)
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, you don't have to cinto, correia it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music pónei, pônei 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music pónei, pônei 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music pónei, pônei 1: pardo, dun pardo, dun pardo, dun pardo, dun pardo, dun dun-
Music pónei, pônei 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music pónei, pônei 2: Take your time man.
Music pónei, pônei 3: Yeah, relax.
Music pónei, pônei 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then you start.
Music pónei, pônei 1: Gee.
Music pónei, pônei 2: So? What's the difference?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...
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Scootaloo: Whatever they decide AppleBloom. We're here for you.
SB: Yeah, even if it changes things forever and ever.
Scootaloo: Yeah. Because either way. We've been though worse.

CUTAWAY (spoof towards my OWN story):
Spike: Wait, are you drunk.
Ditto: (drunk) I've been out he-(hiccup)-re for a WHile.. Who here thinks I can kick my own ass!?
SB: (raises hoof into the air, as to vote for a "yes").
Ditto: (gags).
Scoot: Are you gonna be sick mister?
Ditto: Yes. I need to. B But then I'll be back.. T To tell y'all my plans.. (runs off).
(PLEASE STAND por SCREEN).
Ditto: (flies into view, but still holding...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[Back in Ponyville]
Twilight returned from the Royal Sisters' castle. "Spike!!! SPIKE!". Twilight called out. Twilight slowly starts walking progressivo, para a frente when she saw Spike asleep under a bunch of fallen books. Twilight giggled quietly and whispered. "Aww...he's so cute when he's asleep". Twilight quietly tiptoed over to a high shelf and placed the book on historical events on the royal sisters.
Twilight headed outside her castelo when Pinkie Pie came galloping up to her. "Twi!". Pinkie said excitedly. "Guess what?!". Pinkie was hyper as usual. "What?". Twilight was really not in the mood for Pinkie's...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE feno IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat


Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)



Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver
In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. You stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because you called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got you covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the tronco, porta-malas of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if you don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens tronco, porta-malas door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, you got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. You have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One dia at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking por the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake costa Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have you worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, or send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered por steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful dia in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering mais ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: You really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot you in the arm! Why aren't you bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot por a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red pónei, pônei falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H oi aguardente de maçã (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are you drunk or something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* You really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see you again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did you start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a nuvem of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.