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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE YOU HIDING queen CHRYSALIS I KNOW YOU ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL YOU FLUTTERSHY IS SHE EXPIRED HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT amor "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
arco iris, arco-íris DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME YOU I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "I'M SORRY I JUDGE YOU ABOUT THE TRICKS YOU PLAYED IN THE PAST THEN WHO CREATED THOSE DARK PONIES THEN ?

"HAAAAAAAAAAAA TIME TO DIE PONIES FEEL MY WRATH "!

TWILIGHT SPARKLE-

"NO WHAT IS SHE DOING EVERPONY ?

"TAKING YOUR SOULESS CUTIE MARKS WITH ME AND SOON YOU WILL OBEY EVERY ONE OF MY COMMANDS YES"!

APPLEJACK- "NOW WAIT A DARN TOOTIN minuto WHO ARE YOU ? PLUS WHERE ARE WE STILL ?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE GIRLS LOOK IT'S A ILLUSION NOT REAL WE BEEN FOOLED ALL THIS TIME "!

RAINBOWDASH- "I'LL SONIC SLAM YOU estrela LIGHTGLIMMER "!

RARITY- WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ?
SPIKE- OH WOW A EVIL CULT LEADER pónei, pônei THIS SUCKS !

DISCORD- "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID STARLIGHT GLIMMER YOU STRIPPED MY pónei, pônei friends TO DIE I'M THE POWER OF CHAOS NOT THIS ? ONLY THEN I WILL HELP THE MANE 7 OHHH WAIT SPIKE DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOUR MAGIC IS ABOUT TO BE TRAGIC!

FLUTTERSHY- "I DON'T LIKE HER AND HER PUSHY RULES SOME THINGS GOT TO CHANGE?

PRINCESS STARLIGHTGLIMMER- YOU A CHAOS GOD THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY MAGIC HAAAAAA YOU CAN TRY BUT IN THE END I RULE OVER ALL OF EQUESTRIA IT BEGINS NOW pónei, pônei FUSION ACTIVATE - HAAAAAAAAAA I CAN FEEL IT'S TREMENDOUS POWER GOING INSIDE OF ME "! NOW PONIES MEET THE REAL ME
PRINCESS GLIDALIGHTTRIXEGLIMMER I WILL ENJOY DESTROYING GOODBYE EVERYPONY !!!!

MANE 6- HOW DO WE EVEN TRY TO STOP STARLIGHT GLIMMER NOW ?

DISCORD- HELLO, MY pónei, pônei friends WHY DON'T I HYBRID BLEND WITH SPIKE I CHAOS PROMISE TO YOU RARITY YOUR BOYFRIEND DRAGON WILL COME TO NO HARM , ARE YOU READY SPIKE LET'S FUSE TOGETHER NOW , ALRIGHT DISCORD LET BEAT THE RUDE PONIES BUTT FOR GOOD!

PRINCESS GILDALIGHTTRIXIEGLIMMER- YOU DWEEDS AND POWERFUL GLIMMER HERE MUST PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MEMORY.
SPIKECORD- "AWESOME POWERS INDEED NOW LET'S MAKE PRINCESS GLIDALIGHTTRIXIEGLIMMER REGRET HURTING OUR friends TALENTS, DISCORD WHAT A UGLY MIXED BAG AHHH THREE pónei, pônei HEADS IS NOT BETTER THEN ONE ATTACK ! ROMAN CANDLE FIREWORKS BREATH - IT'S EFFECTIVE !!! "NOOOOOOOOO!

WHAT'S GOING ON MY POWERS ARE DESTROYED YOU PONIES RUINED EVERYTHING NOOOOOO ! , NOOOOO DWEED YOU USED US STARLIGHT GLIMMER LET'S LEAVE TRIXIE YES THE GREAT AND DISHONEST TRIXIE FAILED MAGIC SCHOOL AGAIN !!!

STARLIGHT GLIMMER- "I'M REALLY NOT GOOD AT MAKING friends I TRIED TO KILL YOU MANE SIX I WAS WRONG FOR WHAT I DID ALSO USING DARK MAGIC TO MAKE EVIL DARKNESS PONIES SO CAN I BE A FRIEND !

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- YOU HAVE ALONG WAYS TO BE FRIENDSHIP WITH US PONIES

THE END !
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would you like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that you threatened to beat her up if you saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have you seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't you have some drinks with me? You'll amor it.
Bob: How many did you have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would you like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would you want to beat...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see you now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that you call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are you so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes maçã, apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd maçã, apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
queen of Changelings: This dia is going to be perfect, the kind of dia of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This dia was going to be perfect, the kind of dia of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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Source: Me and MLP :D
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: Hasbro
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until you all shared its magic with me.
My Little pónei, pônei (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until you all shared its magic with me.
My Little pónei, pônei (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do you know you're all my very best friends?


This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...
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There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the arco iris, arco-íris department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated arco iris, arco-íris pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...
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Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than arco iris, arco-íris Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to show off or brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while arco iris, arco-íris is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings mais and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. arco iris, arco-íris Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...
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Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into arco iris, arco-íris philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, you ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the arco iris, arco-íris Factory, where your fears and horrors...
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A long time ago,like 2500 years,in Equestria was ruling a prince,who was respanceble for bringing peace and quiet of the night in all of Equestria!His name was BlackKnight.But there was one mais ruler,princess SunBurn,witch was respncible for bringing the beautiful dia and made the sun go up and shine all over Equestria!One day,on the dia of the Summer Sun Celebration(in those days was called Night and dia celebration,because the sun and the moon in that dia maked an eclipse)they meet together!BlackKnight's coração in that monter,was ready to fly away,because the beautiful princess stoled his...
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