Saten Twist bonus episode.. PART 3 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by Canada24

FLASHBACK:

Filly Glaze (her and Trixie are his ONLY friend of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting you into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten.

Filly Glaze: (calmly walks in)

Filly Saten: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WE GOTTA GET OUT HERE!?

Filly Glaze: Relax.. Derpy and I do this all the time.. Average response time is nine minutes.. (approaches security camera, waving to it without even wearing a mask, before covering it with whip cream to block the screen).

Filly Saten: YOUR INSANE!

Filly Glaze: Yes I am, now help me with thee safe.

PRESENT TIME:

Saten: Here's your money.

Glaze: (takes the bag) Thank you old friend.. Do you know any available jobs?.. You owe me, Twist

Saten: Oh come on, I said I was sorry.

Glaze: Sometimes, sorry isn't enough.

Saten: Fair enough.. But funny how it goes.. As fillies you were the one always getting ME in trouble.

Glaze: True.. But after being arrested that one time, last year.. Guess I matured.

Saten: Hey, I got arrested all the time, it's no big deal.. But whatever.. (flirtingly) Your still hotter now.

Glaze: (blushes) Your sweet.. But I still don't fully forgive you for losing me my job.

Saten: Didn't think so.. You never change do you.

Glaze: (giggles) Guess not.

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 76 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest estrela Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...

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M.C.C Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing por a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, you have parked too close to a fogo hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the fogo hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says you have to park ten hooves, or...

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Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart

Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome pónei, pônei pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator

AWESOME pónei, pônei PICS

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would you like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that you threatened to beat her up if you saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have you seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't you have some drinks with me? You'll amor it.
Bob: How many did you have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would you like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would you want to beat...

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Con Mane: Dead Another dia Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see you now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part 6)

posted by KendiKens

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that you call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are you so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes maçã, apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd maçã, apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

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This dia Aria-Lyrics

posted by shadowknuxgirl

queen of Changelings: This dia is going to be perfect, the kind of dia of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This dia was going to be perfect, the kind of dia of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...