New Era : Reborn Episode 7 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - Situation.
Watermark - Enemies coming close to Canterlot, code RED I repeat code RED.
Celestia - ...
Twilight - ...
Dan - Copy that. Anything new on Chechenkov?
CIA - Negative.
MI5 - We may have something.
Dan - Listening.
MI5 - Some stalion called Al'Hakuim - leader of militia in Somalia. But we need someone who knows the place well.
Dan - I know a man. Well an Mare. She were undercover in Somalia. He name is Jade. One of my old squadron member.
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15th May
hora 1205
Location : Somalia - Africa.
Operation Codename : "Guerrilla Warfare"

Militia - On the ground scum!
Hardscope - *gets on ground*
Alex - *in radio* Hardscope is compromised!
Jade - *breaks doors and stabs the Militia* You Okay?
Hardscope - Yeah thanks.
Hooffman - Alright guys meet in front of his hiding place.
Hardscope - Let's go *grabs his MP-5*
Jade - *leans to mural and goes on topo, início of house* I'll be waiting! Don't die! *parlour away*
Hardscope - Wait-! Fuck... *goes downstairs*
Militia - *speaks with friend*
Hardscope - *enters alley*
Militia - *open doors in front of him*
Hardscope - *jumps on the militia and stabs him*
Hooffman - All here? Good. Let's mover in - on 3. 1. 2-
*doors explode and shattered wood gets stuck in Hardscope as he tells on the ground*
Blaze - Hardscope!
Alex - My friend! *rushes to Hardscope*
Hooffman - *shoots upcoming Militia*
Jade - *throws flashbang*
Al'Hakuim - Hahaha! *shoots himself*
Ghost - They Are around us!
Jade - There is no escape...
Yuri - I'll make one! *sends rockets and destroy house*
Dimitri - Get into the heli!
Alex - *picks up Hardscope*
Hardscope - Gi...ve.... Me... Weapon.
Alex - *gives him handgun*
Hooffman - Come on!
Alex - I got you buddy a little more. Sir!
Hooffman - *tries to pull him up*
Sniper - *shoots Hooffman in the body 4 times*
Blaze - Dragunov!
Dimitri - We gotta go! *pulls up*
Ghost - Hooffman!!!
Hooffman - *falls out of heli motionless*
Ghost - Hooffmaaaan!
*heli leaves*
Ghost - We could take him with us!
Dimitri - He is dead meat and the sand Strom is coming to us!
Hardscope - ...
Blaze - ...
Alex - ...
Ghost - ... Damn it! *kicks Miniguns on side* Fuck Fuck Fuck!
Yuri - This is Fireteam Reaper. Captain Hooffman is KIA.
Shadow - Copy that Reapers.

To Be.... Continued.

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Winter Wrap-Up (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays

We've kept our hoovies warm at home
Time off from work to play

But the comida we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold

And even though i amor my boots
This fashion's getting old

The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, you see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter embrulho, envoltório Up! Winter embrulho, envoltório Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter embrulho, envoltório Up! Winter embrulho, envoltório Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring–
–Is here!
'Cause...

Tarzan Glimmer

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Saten Twist Adventures, Season 4, Episode 3 (Family Guy retelling)

posted by Canada24

Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

MATURE CONTENT WARNING:

Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, you may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...

Saten Twist Adventures Season 4 Epsode 2 PART 2:

posted by Canada24

THE seguinte MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a mais mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, you were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise!...

SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: Season 4: EPISODE 1 PART 2

posted by Canada24

Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.

Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise you won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?

Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.

Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.

PONYVILLE:

Starlight and Trixie out in the open.

Cherry Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did you see...?

[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]

Trixie: Everyone always...

What Will Discord Do?

posted by Windrises

Notes: My Little pónei, pônei is owned por Hasbro and created por Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that you enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect animais that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake said "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord said "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...

My Little pónei, pônei Equestria Girls Film Series Review

posted by Windrises

It's time to discuss the greatest film series ever. The My Little pónei, pônei Equestria Girls has 4 films and it's time to review them all.

Equestria Girls review

Summary: pónei, pônei Twilight Sparkle goes to the human dimension to get her princess crown. She becomes friends with human versions of her friends and they team up to stop Sunset Shimer.

Review: My favorito Equestria Girls film. Twilight's my favorito character and this film lets her shine. The jokes about her being a human are hilarious. Her friends work better in this film, because they hog less screen time. All of the characters are decent...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 10

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't mover out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and you as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with you after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...

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The Train Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Resistance Leader

Labiche was walking through a very busy train yard. No pónei, pônei payed any attention to him.

Labiche: *Passes two German ponies carrying crates as he walks*
German pónei, pônei 98: *Putting branches on an artillery gun as camouflage*
Labiche: *Ducks under the artillery gun, and continues walking*
German Officers: *Near Labiche, talking about something*
Officer 1: When will you be ready?
Officer 2: The train will be ready to leave tomorrow morning, por 9:15 Major.

Now they're talking about a different train, one that will depart Paris before Colonel Von Waldheim's art train.

Labiche: *Continues walking. He passes...

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[PMV] Unity

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Omegle Story

posted by TotalDramaFan60

You're now chatting with a aleatório stranger. Say hi!
You both like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: (role play, you can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a dragões wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...

Awesome pónei, pônei pics

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Fluttershy

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